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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
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September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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why would i spend a grand on plastic bricks when i can spend it on something way better like a computer or drugs
September 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
why would i spend a grand on plastic bricks when i can spend it on something way better like a computer or drugs
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it’s pretty funny americans consistently decide to elect a republican every other election to just completely fuck everything up
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
it’s pretty funny americans consistently decide to elect a republican every other election to just completely fuck everything up
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if i had to wake up everyday and pretend to care about “wokeness” in ads or whatever mentally brain dead rightwingers have to do everyday i think i would eventually kill myself. reading their words is so tiring. i imagine pretending to care writing them is much worse
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if i had to wake up everyday and pretend to care about “wokeness” in ads or whatever mentally brain dead rightwingers have to do everyday i think i would eventually kill myself. reading their words is so tiring. i imagine pretending to care writing them is much worse
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I saw somebody on TikTok using the word 'slopper' as a slur for people who use ChatGPT, and that's a thing we should start doing.
July 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I saw somebody on TikTok using the word 'slopper' as a slur for people who use ChatGPT, and that's a thing we should start doing.
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy's. Summer 2025.
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy's. Summer 2025.
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April 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
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sometimes you see a headline and you just want to repost it and say "no shit sherlock"
no shit sherlock
no shit sherlock
January 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
sometimes you see a headline and you just want to repost it and say "no shit sherlock"
no shit sherlock
no shit sherlock
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One of the most frustratingly infuriating thing about insurance companies these days is how there is this medication that really works for your condition, its a miracle drug, and for whatever reason, the insurance company can just straight up deny it coverage.
January 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
One of the most frustratingly infuriating thing about insurance companies these days is how there is this medication that really works for your condition, its a miracle drug, and for whatever reason, the insurance company can just straight up deny it coverage.
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oh so when i buy a $600 graphics card for gaming it's "cringe" and "reddit" but when the government buys 200,000,0 of them and powers them with a nuclear reactor it's "smart" and "business." still think gamers aren't oppressed?
January 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
oh so when i buy a $600 graphics card for gaming it's "cringe" and "reddit" but when the government buys 200,000,0 of them and powers them with a nuclear reactor it's "smart" and "business." still think gamers aren't oppressed?
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did or did you not engage in burrito taxi activity?
January 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
did or did you not engage in burrito taxi activity?
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shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened
December 9, 2024 at 9:17 PM
shooting a CEO of a health insurance agency then taking your homemade gun to mcdonalds and getting arrested while eating a burger has got to be the most american series of events that has ever happened
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around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely
December 4, 2024 at 5:37 PM
around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely
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rightwingers argue that detransitioners often regret transitioning ignoring that they make up less than 1% of all people who transition, and this opinion is usually from someone who is divorced, don’t see us trying to ban straight marriage even though on average it’s an institutional failure
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 PM
rightwingers argue that detransitioners often regret transitioning ignoring that they make up less than 1% of all people who transition, and this opinion is usually from someone who is divorced, don’t see us trying to ban straight marriage even though on average it’s an institutional failure
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Today marks 9 years since I became The Drift King back in college, and it should be a National Holiday. Happy Drift King Day 👑
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Today marks 9 years since I became The Drift King back in college, and it should be a National Holiday. Happy Drift King Day 👑
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Going to pee then refill my waterbottle call me the water cycle
November 28, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Going to pee then refill my waterbottle call me the water cycle
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