Dan the Autistmator (from) he/him
@doobiekeebler.bsky.social
marriedAF
Oracle hater since 1997
Oracle hater since 1997
Pinned
so we can both watch x-files
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Tired of these hateful targeted ads
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Tired of these hateful targeted ads
i don’t want to know
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i don’t want to know
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Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
Dance like there’s two guys you are jerking off. Err
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Dance like there’s two guys you are jerking off. Err
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News Watching Challenge US edition: you can watch the local news until the first news report about any police activity and then you must change to a non news channel or turn the tv off for the rest of the day. Anyone that watches news networks must immediately burn your tv, and possibly house down.
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
News Watching Challenge US edition: you can watch the local news until the first news report about any police activity and then you must change to a non news channel or turn the tv off for the rest of the day. Anyone that watches news networks must immediately burn your tv, and possibly house down.
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Throwback to the time when we weren’t allowed to say “Brexit” when talking to our suppliers about supply issues but were told to refer to it as “the currency fluctuation”
BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Throwback to the time when we weren’t allowed to say “Brexit” when talking to our suppliers about supply issues but were told to refer to it as “the currency fluctuation”
A wise man once said “driving in Houston is like playing Mario Kart and Frogger using Q-bert controls”.
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
A wise man once said “driving in Houston is like playing Mario Kart and Frogger using Q-bert controls”.
Well isn’t that special
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well isn’t that special
Would be impressed if PBS listed out the viewers like me by name on their shows instead of those pieces of shit that donate for “tax avoidance purposes”.
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Would be impressed if PBS listed out the viewers like me by name on their shows instead of those pieces of shit that donate for “tax avoidance purposes”.
DIE ALREADY
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
DIE ALREADY
Now these robot are useful
m.youtube.com/watch?v=34jv...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=34jv...
See Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg as pooping robot dogs at Art Basel 2025
YouTube video by Page Six
m.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Now these robot are useful
m.youtube.com/watch?v=34jv...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=34jv...
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It feels like lots of you have not been coming to shows lately.. some are die hards and show up every time .
Can you help us out? We want to make sure we are not losing any of you due to something we are missing… could you take 2 minutes to help us out? Gracias docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Can you help us out? We want to make sure we are not losing any of you due to something we are missing… could you take 2 minutes to help us out? Gracias docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Fishbone Fan Survey : Touring and Live Shows
We have been touring for decades... With all you awesome fans, we actually have no idea who's been seeing us, when you last saw us, etc... so we want to try and get an idea of what's what... so trying...
docs.google.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It feels like lots of you have not been coming to shows lately.. some are die hards and show up every time .
Can you help us out? We want to make sure we are not losing any of you due to something we are missing… could you take 2 minutes to help us out? Gracias docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Can you help us out? We want to make sure we are not losing any of you due to something we are missing… could you take 2 minutes to help us out? Gracias docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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meanwhile at cloudflare hq
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
meanwhile at cloudflare hq
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🧵 UC Berkeley’s California Local Government Documents Collection, hosted by Internet Archive, makes local planning treasures available to all. Example: the 1990 Loyola Corners Neighborhood Commercial Center Specific Plan.
Learn More ⤵️
igs.berkeley.edu/news/spotlig...
@ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social
Learn More ⤵️
igs.berkeley.edu/news/spotlig...
@ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🧵 UC Berkeley’s California Local Government Documents Collection, hosted by Internet Archive, makes local planning treasures available to all. Example: the 1990 Loyola Corners Neighborhood Commercial Center Specific Plan.
Learn More ⤵️
igs.berkeley.edu/news/spotlig...
@ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social
Learn More ⤵️
igs.berkeley.edu/news/spotlig...
@ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social
LMFAO
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
LMFAO
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Happy Halloween! Don't worry, I only hand out the poisoned candy to trick-or-treaters if their costume sucks.
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy Halloween! Don't worry, I only hand out the poisoned candy to trick-or-treaters if their costume sucks.
MASS BLACKOUT
NOVEMBER 25TH-DECEMBER 2ND 2025
We ain’t buying sheeit
NOVEMBER 25TH-DECEMBER 2ND 2025
We ain’t buying sheeit
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
MASS BLACKOUT
NOVEMBER 25TH-DECEMBER 2ND 2025
We ain’t buying sheeit
NOVEMBER 25TH-DECEMBER 2ND 2025
We ain’t buying sheeit