doopy
@doopydoops.bsky.social
twenty-four.
Estranged spouse of George Soros
never rolled my own blunt
Estranged spouse of George Soros
never rolled my own blunt
these days I'm smoking roaches smaller than the whites of my nails cuz of how it's all going lately
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
these days I'm smoking roaches smaller than the whites of my nails cuz of how it's all going lately
PSA if you see the cat treat advent calendar at aldi, don't fuckin bother. it's trash-garbage. my cats saw those things, sniffed them, and looked at me. they didn't even fuckin register it as food in their pea brains. they aren't even THAT picky. they're practically fish-scented oyster crackers.
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
PSA if you see the cat treat advent calendar at aldi, don't fuckin bother. it's trash-garbage. my cats saw those things, sniffed them, and looked at me. they didn't even fuckin register it as food in their pea brains. they aren't even THAT picky. they're practically fish-scented oyster crackers.
the festive Bradford pear chodes are out in full force this season. they gotta stop planting those shitters.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the festive Bradford pear chodes are out in full force this season. they gotta stop planting those shitters.
ain't no WAY I just saw this plate
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ain't no WAY I just saw this plate
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
just wanna really hit on the idea that this new ai is so good only because Google had all of Google photos to feed to it with absolutely no guardrails on what companies can do with user data once collected. lobbying should be considered treason btw
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
just wanna really hit on the idea that this new ai is so good only because Google had all of Google photos to feed to it with absolutely no guardrails on what companies can do with user data once collected. lobbying should be considered treason btw
a surprisingly significant portion of being a human means sticking various probing devices into different holes in one's body to just kinda figure things out
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
a surprisingly significant portion of being a human means sticking various probing devices into different holes in one's body to just kinda figure things out
I'm gonna stop using the term "guilty pleasure" cuz wtf do I have to feel guilty about anyway it's literally just 9 hours straight of shitty pokemon romhacks
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm gonna stop using the term "guilty pleasure" cuz wtf do I have to feel guilty about anyway it's literally just 9 hours straight of shitty pokemon romhacks
the Dems plan to end the gov shutdown with 0 concessions from Republicans after winning several elections. democrats are actively punishing the voter base they allegedly stand for. in part, I think its because the Dems that won werent corporate enough. ofc zohran doesnt have the blessing of capital.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the Dems plan to end the gov shutdown with 0 concessions from Republicans after winning several elections. democrats are actively punishing the voter base they allegedly stand for. in part, I think its because the Dems that won werent corporate enough. ofc zohran doesnt have the blessing of capital.
Mariah Carey's ad is even more disappointing to watch since I used to think I was ending up in marketing, and if we keep flooding people with shit AI ads that have so much inherent disdain for the people they communicate to, marketing as an industry will die. and it'll be for the better.
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Mariah Carey's ad is even more disappointing to watch since I used to think I was ending up in marketing, and if we keep flooding people with shit AI ads that have so much inherent disdain for the people they communicate to, marketing as an industry will die. and it'll be for the better.
boomers have a sort of Bermuda triangle in their brains that's unique to them. it's the triangle of areas controlling their understanding of the job, housing and dating markets. in this triangle, all comprehension of topics, generally, dissipates, leaving behind a of mist of emotional disregulation
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
boomers have a sort of Bermuda triangle in their brains that's unique to them. it's the triangle of areas controlling their understanding of the job, housing and dating markets. in this triangle, all comprehension of topics, generally, dissipates, leaving behind a of mist of emotional disregulation
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last minute halloween costume idea that will probably get you waterboarded: the witch that killed charlie kirk
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
last minute halloween costume idea that will probably get you waterboarded: the witch that killed charlie kirk
so actually if you look here on my birth chart it says I should have two girlfriends and an insufferable boyfriend
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
so actually if you look here on my birth chart it says I should have two girlfriends and an insufferable boyfriend
one unfortunate thing I have in common with my patron troll is an affinity for insufferable men
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
one unfortunate thing I have in common with my patron troll is an affinity for insufferable men
I don't want there to be any ambiguity about what's happening in Memphis right now. they are trying to arrest anyone they can get their grubby hands on so they can make the line go up using prison slave labor and not only are local governments complicit, they are welcoming it
October 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I don't want there to be any ambiguity about what's happening in Memphis right now. they are trying to arrest anyone they can get their grubby hands on so they can make the line go up using prison slave labor and not only are local governments complicit, they are welcoming it
green day waking up today to the government being shut down
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
green day waking up today to the government being shut down
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“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
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September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
in light of whatever just happened in utah
September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
in light of whatever just happened in utah
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Off the streets today.
May 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Off the streets today.
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when I get Alzheimer's PLEASE let me play undertale for the first time again
May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
when I get Alzheimer's PLEASE let me play undertale for the first time again
the annihilation and meme-ification of simp culture has left men destitute and pussyless.
April 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
the annihilation and meme-ification of simp culture has left men destitute and pussyless.