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@doublekrabbypatty.bsky.social
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December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Saw someone i haven't seen since the 5th fucking grade & almost cried 😭
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Saw someone i haven't seen since the 5th fucking grade & almost cried 😭
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Pirating isn't theft if purchasing isn't ownership 🤸
October 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Pirating isn't theft if purchasing isn't ownership 🤸
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Why is there no Blink-182 themed restaurant with the appetizers called “all the small things”?
March 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Why is there no Blink-182 themed restaurant with the appetizers called “all the small things”?
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have to go to work in 2 hours but hopefully this 🌧 mess abates.
have to go to work in 2 hours but hopefully this 🌧 mess abates.
April 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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have to go to work in 2 hours but hopefully this 🌧 mess abates.
have to go to work in 2 hours but hopefully this 🌧 mess abates.
newbie problems: didn't know how to leave one night (was there till close) so i bothered the deli folks while they were cleaning to ask them how to leave and the lady said just turn the lock & slide the door 😭🤣
March 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
newbie problems: didn't know how to leave one night (was there till close) so i bothered the deli folks while they were cleaning to ask them how to leave and the lady said just turn the lock & slide the door 😭🤣
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March 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?
March 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?
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If the Dow had dropped 4000 dollars within the span of a month under Obama or Biden, Republicans would have called for impeachment.
March 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If the Dow had dropped 4000 dollars within the span of a month under Obama or Biden, Republicans would have called for impeachment.
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We should call this era in politics "50 Shades of Orange"
March 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We should call this era in politics "50 Shades of Orange"
old farts in congress? old fart mentality....
Chuck Schumer should have been replaced 8 years ago.
One of the main reasons for the rise of American fascism is the cowardice from appeasement ‘centrists.’
One of the main reasons for the rise of American fascism is the cowardice from appeasement ‘centrists.’
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
old farts in congress? old fart mentality....
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I’ll always believe @nothoodlum.bsky.social wrote this because I’ve been furious all this time that I didn’t write it.
March 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I’ll always believe @nothoodlum.bsky.social wrote this because I’ve been furious all this time that I didn’t write it.
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Hire 👏 bilingual 👏 copywriters 👏
March 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hire 👏 bilingual 👏 copywriters 👏
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How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔
March 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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rain rain go away 🌧
March 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
rain rain go away 🌧
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Scene from a train. Near Kewanee, IL
This is an Amtrak appreciation post.
This is an Amtrak appreciation post.
March 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Scene from a train. Near Kewanee, IL
This is an Amtrak appreciation post.
This is an Amtrak appreciation post.
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The best gift you can give anyone is a happy you.
March 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The best gift you can give anyone is a happy you.
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love how hospitals assume you speak spanish (after visit summary - aka the paper they give you when it's time to leave) it's called HAITIANN aka creole OR french...jfc (i notice it's a pattern, this is the 2nd time it's happened)
March 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
love how hospitals assume you speak spanish (after visit summary - aka the paper they give you when it's time to leave) it's called HAITIANN aka creole OR french...jfc (i notice it's a pattern, this is the 2nd time it's happened)
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Protest and boycotts against Tesla could have a chilling effect on future foreign billionaires’ ability to buy the presidency and turn the United States into a fascist autocracy
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Protest and boycotts against Tesla could have a chilling effect on future foreign billionaires’ ability to buy the presidency and turn the United States into a fascist autocracy
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Everything is terrible, so here's a photo of a Mexican panadería 🥖 #JurassicPan
March 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Everything is terrible, so here's a photo of a Mexican panadería 🥖 #JurassicPan
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Insurance or not, why would you go to somebody's house to get your teeth done from their Instagram business.
a man with a beard holds his hands to his forehead
ALT: a man with a beard holds his hands to his forehead
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March 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Insurance or not, why would you go to somebody's house to get your teeth done from their Instagram business.
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For decades, since the end of WWII, the allies have abided by the rules set between them. Every single one of them has abided by those rules and trusted the USA and Americans.
Today the US has shredded its honor. For whom? For Trump?
#ThePoet
Today the US has shredded its honor. For whom? For Trump?
#ThePoet
March 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
For decades, since the end of WWII, the allies have abided by the rules set between them. Every single one of them has abided by those rules and trusted the USA and Americans.
Today the US has shredded its honor. For whom? For Trump?
#ThePoet
Today the US has shredded its honor. For whom? For Trump?
#ThePoet