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The most enlightening and disappointing thing to come out of this ICE shooting is that the right legitimately does not give a fuck about human life if it harms their political narrative.
Watching people malign a 37 year old mother for being murdered by her country is insane.
Watching people malign a 37 year old mother for being murdered by her country is insane.
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The most enlightening and disappointing thing to come out of this ICE shooting is that the right legitimately does not give a fuck about human life if it harms their political narrative.
Watching people malign a 37 year old mother for being murdered by her country is insane.
Watching people malign a 37 year old mother for being murdered by her country is insane.
oh no, their kryptonite, an attractive blonde woman. this could actually get through to some of these subnormal hicks.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
oh no, their kryptonite, an attractive blonde woman. this could actually get through to some of these subnormal hicks.
my life has mostly been a performance on behalf of an audience of one. alone at home, unloading groceries, i begin to sing, to the tune of Santa Clause is Coming to Town:
🎵 you better not fart
you better not shit 🎵
and then some hearty laughter. you did it again, you modern-day oscar wilde
🎵 you better not fart
you better not shit 🎵
and then some hearty laughter. you did it again, you modern-day oscar wilde
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
my life has mostly been a performance on behalf of an audience of one. alone at home, unloading groceries, i begin to sing, to the tune of Santa Clause is Coming to Town:
🎵 you better not fart
you better not shit 🎵
and then some hearty laughter. you did it again, you modern-day oscar wilde
🎵 you better not fart
you better not shit 🎵
and then some hearty laughter. you did it again, you modern-day oscar wilde
there is no piece of evidence on this earth that would make me believe that noah wyle isn't an actual doctor
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
there is no piece of evidence on this earth that would make me believe that noah wyle isn't an actual doctor
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
i am the straightest man in the world who also likes to go out dancing
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
i am the straightest man in the world who also likes to go out dancing
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
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when nighttime falls, i make that toaster oven sing
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
when nighttime falls, i make that toaster oven sing
when nighttime falls, i make that toaster oven sing
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
when nighttime falls, i make that toaster oven sing
billionaires cannot conceptualize struggling to afford things you actually need
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
billionaires cannot conceptualize struggling to afford things you actually need
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I'd prefer it were not the case that every time I come across the word "expert" I think "expert more like sexpert"
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'd prefer it were not the case that every time I come across the word "expert" I think "expert more like sexpert"
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smoking on that shit that made old acquaintance be forgot
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
smoking on that shit that made old acquaintance be forgot
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every one of these stranger things characters is a few short years away from getting into the spin doctors
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
every one of these stranger things characters is a few short years away from getting into the spin doctors
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I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
If you can be honest with yourself, you'll see how many of the best days of your life involved hot dogs.
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you can be honest with yourself, you'll see how many of the best days of your life involved hot dogs.
it wasn't that long ago that striped tshirts blew everyone's fuckin mind
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it wasn't that long ago that striped tshirts blew everyone's fuckin mind
for christmas lunch i lost my grip on a giant casserole and made the biggest fucking mess you've ever goddamn seen
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
for christmas lunch i lost my grip on a giant casserole and made the biggest fucking mess you've ever goddamn seen
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It was just locker room sex trafficking
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It was just locker room sex trafficking
shouldn't the significance of sacrificing your only begotten son be compromised by the fact that he can just come back from the dead?
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
shouldn't the significance of sacrificing your only begotten son be compromised by the fact that he can just come back from the dead?
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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Body horror: having a body
August 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Body horror: having a body
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Pled not guilty by reason of determinism.
July 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pled not guilty by reason of determinism.
it's funny that there are actually people drawing the line at a tasteless post he made after someone died. 10 years in with his bullshit and THAT is what went too far?
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
it's funny that there are actually people drawing the line at a tasteless post he made after someone died. 10 years in with his bullshit and THAT is what went too far?