david proenza
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a running list of all the new movies watched in 2026.
a running list of all the new movies watched in 2026.
ok… didn’t hate the “stranger things” finale.
some really cool moments, a couple questionable creative choices, but i felt the characters (more or less) all got the endings they deserved.
it’ll be fun to revisit the series again the (near) future with my daughter, see how it holds up overall.
some really cool moments, a couple questionable creative choices, but i felt the characters (more or less) all got the endings they deserved.
it’ll be fun to revisit the series again the (near) future with my daughter, see how it holds up overall.
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
ok… didn’t hate the “stranger things” finale.
some really cool moments, a couple questionable creative choices, but i felt the characters (more or less) all got the endings they deserved.
it’ll be fun to revisit the series again the (near) future with my daughter, see how it holds up overall.
some really cool moments, a couple questionable creative choices, but i felt the characters (more or less) all got the endings they deserved.
it’ll be fun to revisit the series again the (near) future with my daughter, see how it holds up overall.
now watching…
a running list of all the new movies watched in 2026.
a running list of all the new movies watched in 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
now watching…
a running list of all the new movies watched in 2026.
a running list of all the new movies watched in 2026.
and that’s a wrap on 2025…
300+ movies watched. more than 150 never before seen, 100 of them in theaters.
as always, it was a *fantastic* year for cinema.
onto 2026!
300+ movies watched. more than 150 never before seen, 100 of them in theaters.
as always, it was a *fantastic* year for cinema.
onto 2026!
now watching…
a running list of all the new movies watched in 2025 (officially ending the “cinema unseen” tag on x).
a running list of all the new movies watched in 2025 (officially ending the “cinema unseen” tag on x).
January 2, 2026 at 12:32 PM
and that’s a wrap on 2025…
300+ movies watched. more than 150 never before seen, 100 of them in theaters.
as always, it was a *fantastic* year for cinema.
onto 2026!
300+ movies watched. more than 150 never before seen, 100 of them in theaters.
as always, it was a *fantastic* year for cinema.
onto 2026!
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Man Somehow Thinks He Doesn’t Have Enough Alone Time https://theonion.com/man-somehow-thinks-he-doesn-t-have-enough-alone-time-1819577280/
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Man Somehow Thinks He Doesn’t Have Enough Alone Time https://theonion.com/man-somehow-thinks-he-doesn-t-have-enough-alone-time-1819577280/
it wasn’t the best year, but in 2025 i made some incredible memories with my daughter, bought my own place (condo, but still…), started exercising, and am writing again for the first time in years.
so let’s build off that very shaky foundation in 2026.
so let’s build off that very shaky foundation in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
it wasn’t the best year, but in 2025 i made some incredible memories with my daughter, bought my own place (condo, but still…), started exercising, and am writing again for the first time in years.
so let’s build off that very shaky foundation in 2026.
so let’s build off that very shaky foundation in 2026.
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
imagine hating me and i’m over here getting drunk watching random movies on the criterion channel…
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
imagine hating me and i’m over here getting drunk watching random movies on the criterion channel…
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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oh, right… the new season of “stranger things.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
oh, right… the new season of “stranger things.”
everyone shut up…
it’s saturday, and you know what that means—i’m slightly drunk and wrestling is on!
let’s fucking go!!
#aewworldsend
it’s saturday, and you know what that means—i’m slightly drunk and wrestling is on!
let’s fucking go!!
#aewworldsend
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
everyone shut up…
it’s saturday, and you know what that means—i’m slightly drunk and wrestling is on!
let’s fucking go!!
#aewworldsend
it’s saturday, and you know what that means—i’m slightly drunk and wrestling is on!
let’s fucking go!!
#aewworldsend
shelob (hissing in spider): [he fucking stabbed me!]
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
shelob (hissing in spider): [he fucking stabbed me!]
make a bond film casual…
“license to chill”
“license to chill”
Make a bond film casual
No Time To Vacuum
No Time To Vacuum
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
make a bond film casual…
“license to chill”
“license to chill”
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
starting my vacation off strong:
a perfectly seared ribeye (rare), some spiked eggnog, and “a christmas story” with the tree lit in the background…
a perfectly seared ribeye (rare), some spiked eggnog, and “a christmas story” with the tree lit in the background…
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
starting my vacation off strong:
a perfectly seared ribeye (rare), some spiked eggnog, and “a christmas story” with the tree lit in the background…
a perfectly seared ribeye (rare), some spiked eggnog, and “a christmas story” with the tree lit in the background…
and that’s a wrap on 2025…
a man in a blue hat is laying on the ground with the words i 'm on vacation written above him
ALT: a man in a blue hat is laying on the ground with the words i 'm on vacation written above him
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
and that’s a wrap on 2025…
god. damn. it… my last week of work, and they manage to fuck one last time before i call it quits for the year.
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
god. damn. it… my last week of work, and they manage to fuck one last time before i call it quits for the year.
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NEW: They kept saying they were gonna do it and now they've done it
A group of clowns (Senators) have introduced a bill to FULLY REPEAL Section 230.
No reform, no replacement, just utter destruction of all online free speech.
We can't let this happen. Share & take action
www.badinternetbills.com
A group of clowns (Senators) have introduced a bill to FULLY REPEAL Section 230.
No reform, no replacement, just utter destruction of all online free speech.
We can't let this happen. Share & take action
www.badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
www.badinternetbills.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
NEW: They kept saying they were gonna do it and now they've done it
A group of clowns (Senators) have introduced a bill to FULLY REPEAL Section 230.
No reform, no replacement, just utter destruction of all online free speech.
We can't let this happen. Share & take action
www.badinternetbills.com
A group of clowns (Senators) have introduced a bill to FULLY REPEAL Section 230.
No reform, no replacement, just utter destruction of all online free speech.
We can't let this happen. Share & take action
www.badinternetbills.com
show me a tv show that used to come on when everybody was asleep.
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
show me a tv show that used to come on when everybody was asleep.
apparently i got (a little) drunk last night and bought myself a couple criterion discs. really don’t have the money for this right now, but what’s done is done…
not going to see which ones though.
it’ll be a fun christmas surprise.
not going to see which ones though.
it’ll be a fun christmas surprise.
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
apparently i got (a little) drunk last night and bought myself a couple criterion discs. really don’t have the money for this right now, but what’s done is done…
not going to see which ones though.
it’ll be a fun christmas surprise.
not going to see which ones though.
it’ll be a fun christmas surprise.
we got real-life “hunger games” before gta6…
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
we got real-life “hunger games” before gta6…
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
i’ve got a lot of time over the next 2-3 weeks, so besides the usual reading, writing, and going to the movies, it’s time to catch up on the many shows on my watchlist…
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i’ve got a lot of time over the next 2-3 weeks, so besides the usual reading, writing, and going to the movies, it’s time to catch up on the many shows on my watchlist…
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
lol, nope. fuck your feelings.
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
lol, nope. fuck your feelings.
getting good at checking this app 1-2x a day.
it keeps me (somewhat) sane, but i end up missing a lot, falling behind the zeitgeist, and responding way too late to engage in any sort of meaningful conversation…
it keeps me (somewhat) sane, but i end up missing a lot, falling behind the zeitgeist, and responding way too late to engage in any sort of meaningful conversation…
December 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
getting good at checking this app 1-2x a day.
it keeps me (somewhat) sane, but i end up missing a lot, falling behind the zeitgeist, and responding way too late to engage in any sort of meaningful conversation…
it keeps me (somewhat) sane, but i end up missing a lot, falling behind the zeitgeist, and responding way too late to engage in any sort of meaningful conversation…