Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum
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PhD Metaphysical Theology, Dr of Spiritual Counseling, Researcher of High Strangeness. Exploring the bleeding edges of reality.
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I am Dr. Beyond. Author, Researcher, and Space Wizard.
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
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#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
Barb died because Nancy wanted to impress a guy. Fast forward to the endgame, she still asking, "How could we have known?" while their negligence piles up bodies. Not a mystery, kids. It’s cause and effect. You ignored the warnings, and the Upside Down collected the debt.
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R.I.P. Barb - A Stranger Things Tribute
YouTube video by Dem Young Boys
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December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Barb died because Nancy wanted to impress a guy. Fast forward to the endgame, she still asking, "How could we have known?" while their negligence piles up bodies. Not a mystery, kids. It’s cause and effect. You ignored the warnings, and the Upside Down collected the debt.
youtu.be/MrVxHd7LGgM?...
youtu.be/MrVxHd7LGgM?...
I am Dr. Beyond. Author, Researcher, and Space Wizard.
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am Dr. Beyond. Author, Researcher, and Space Wizard.
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
I have successfully tethered this account to my domain. No flashy blue badge needed—just the cold, hard reality of DNS propagation. I am real. The posts are coming from inside the house. #DrBeyond #IndieAuthor #Metaphysics #WritingCommunity
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have successfully tethered this account to my domain. No flashy blue badge needed—just the cold, hard reality of DNS propagation. I am real. The posts are coming from inside the house. #DrBeyond #IndieAuthor #Metaphysics #WritingCommunity
Look at this creature. He treats the laws of physics and spinal columns like mere suggestions. If I attempted this geometry, I would simply snap in half. Jealousy is a useless emotion, yet looking at this impossible pretzel on the leather, it is the only emotion I have.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look at this creature. He treats the laws of physics and spinal columns like mere suggestions. If I attempted this geometry, I would simply snap in half. Jealousy is a useless emotion, yet looking at this impossible pretzel on the leather, it is the only emotion I have.
Some agents of chaos are doing good.
#GVerse Before changing its name to the #Shit4Brains-Kennedy Center, the board of trustees apparently forgot to secure the new website domain.
Unfortunately for them, the domain is now owned by comedian and former South Park writer Toby Morton.
Unfortunately for them, the domain is now owned by comedian and former South Park writer Toby Morton.
South Park Writer Owns the Trump-Kennedy Center Domain
A South Park writer bought the domains for the Trump-Kennedy Center back in August after predicting Trump would add his name to the institution.
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December 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Some agents of chaos are doing good.
Trying to explain the concept of Mu to the dog. He stared, licked his paw, and sighed. He understands the Void better than I do. We overcomplicate the nothingness. It is not an absence. It is simply a lack of noise. The dog is the master; I am just the student with a keyboard.
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trying to explain the concept of Mu to the dog. He stared, licked his paw, and sighed. He understands the Void better than I do. We overcomplicate the nothingness. It is not an absence. It is simply a lack of noise. The dog is the master; I am just the student with a keyboard.
@geot8.bsky.social Are these paintings? Or are you travelling to these wonderful places?
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@geot8.bsky.social Are these paintings? Or are you travelling to these wonderful places?
Post-holiday crash check-in. If your battery is blinking red and your body is demanding payment for the social energy you spent this week: listen to it. You don't need to be productive right now. You just need to endure the reset #DrBeyond #LiminalSpace #Spoonie #Metaphysics
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Post-holiday crash check-in. If your battery is blinking red and your body is demanding payment for the social energy you spent this week: listen to it. You don't need to be productive right now. You just need to endure the reset #DrBeyond #LiminalSpace #Spoonie #Metaphysics
Real blood on the map. Real chickenpox on Chunk. Real screams. The Goonies; it was a chaotic ritual of 80s trauma captured on film. We feed on that raw energy every re-watch. Also, they scrapped the ship for wood. Humans ruin everything.
#DrBeyond #TheGoonies #FilmFacts #Consciousness #80sNostalgia
#DrBeyond #TheGoonies #FilmFacts #Consciousness #80sNostalgia
December 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Real blood on the map. Real chickenpox on Chunk. Real screams. The Goonies; it was a chaotic ritual of 80s trauma captured on film. We feed on that raw energy every re-watch. Also, they scrapped the ship for wood. Humans ruin everything.
#DrBeyond #TheGoonies #FilmFacts #Consciousness #80sNostalgia
#DrBeyond #TheGoonies #FilmFacts #Consciousness #80sNostalgia
1: Know for a fact that an interdimensional wizard targets traumatized kids.
2: Watch your little sister talk to "imaginary friends" do nothing.
3: Use your parents' house as a military base.
4: Act SHOCKED when your family it's attacked or kidnapped.
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers
2: Watch your little sister talk to "imaginary friends" do nothing.
3: Use your parents' house as a military base.
4: Act SHOCKED when your family it's attacked or kidnapped.
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
1: Know for a fact that an interdimensional wizard targets traumatized kids.
2: Watch your little sister talk to "imaginary friends" do nothing.
3: Use your parents' house as a military base.
4: Act SHOCKED when your family it's attacked or kidnapped.
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers
2: Watch your little sister talk to "imaginary friends" do nothing.
3: Use your parents' house as a military base.
4: Act SHOCKED when your family it's attacked or kidnapped.
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers
Nancy Wheeler learned NOTHING from Barb.
S1: Ignore best friend for boyfriend → Barb dies.
S5: Ignore sister for "war" → Holly taken.
The negligence is a pattern. Being close to a Wheeler is a death sentence. Stop saying "How could we know?" You knew!
#JusticeForBarb #StrangerThings5
S1: Ignore best friend for boyfriend → Barb dies.
S5: Ignore sister for "war" → Holly taken.
The negligence is a pattern. Being close to a Wheeler is a death sentence. Stop saying "How could we know?" You knew!
#JusticeForBarb #StrangerThings5
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nancy Wheeler learned NOTHING from Barb.
S1: Ignore best friend for boyfriend → Barb dies.
S5: Ignore sister for "war" → Holly taken.
The negligence is a pattern. Being close to a Wheeler is a death sentence. Stop saying "How could we know?" You knew!
#JusticeForBarb #StrangerThings5
S1: Ignore best friend for boyfriend → Barb dies.
S5: Ignore sister for "war" → Holly taken.
The negligence is a pattern. Being close to a Wheeler is a death sentence. Stop saying "How could we know?" You knew!
#JusticeForBarb #StrangerThings5
When you have invested a decade of your life into a story only for the characters to turn into negligent narcissists at the finish line, swearing is a completely healthy and appropriate reaction. Vent away
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers #JusticeForKaren #MikeWheelerSlander #JusticeForBarb
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers #JusticeForKaren #MikeWheelerSlander #JusticeForBarb
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When you have invested a decade of your life into a story only for the characters to turn into negligent narcissists at the finish line, swearing is a completely healthy and appropriate reaction. Vent away
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers #JusticeForKaren #MikeWheelerSlander #JusticeForBarb
#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThingsSpoilers #JusticeForKaren #MikeWheelerSlander #JusticeForBarb
A corporation is a mindless system, a hungry ghost. the representative, however, was alive. we spent twenty minutes conspiring to navigate the rigid architecture of their employer. finding a human spark inside the machine is the only way to endure modern bureaucracy #DrBeyond #Humanity #Bureaucracy
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A corporation is a mindless system, a hungry ghost. the representative, however, was alive. we spent twenty minutes conspiring to navigate the rigid architecture of their employer. finding a human spark inside the machine is the only way to endure modern bureaucracy #DrBeyond #Humanity #Bureaucracy
MY body permitted a full itinerary today. Brunch, the theater for Wicked, and now dinner. It is rare to have the energy reserves for a tripleheader like this. Celebrating the physical endurance as much as the age. Grateful for the friends who make the journey worth it. #AuthorLife #Birthday #Booksky
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
MY body permitted a full itinerary today. Brunch, the theater for Wicked, and now dinner. It is rare to have the energy reserves for a tripleheader like this. Celebrating the physical endurance as much as the age. Grateful for the friends who make the journey worth it. #AuthorLife #Birthday #Booksky
Mugwort was treated traditionally as a key to the astral plane. It stimulates the pineal gland, enhancing lucid dreaming and strengthening intuition during meditation. It thins the veil between worlds. (The Visionary’s Guide)
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Mugwort was treated traditionally as a key to the astral plane. It stimulates the pineal gland, enhancing lucid dreaming and strengthening intuition during meditation. It thins the veil between worlds. (The Visionary’s Guide)
Sage was traditionally treated as a sacred purifier, used to banish negativity and reset the energy of a space. It’s more than just smoke; it’s about setting an intention to heal. (The Ancient Purifier
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Sage was traditionally treated as a sacred purifier, used to banish negativity and reset the energy of a space. It’s more than just smoke; it’s about setting an intention to heal. (The Ancient Purifier
Ancient Druids and Celts considered holly sacred and hung branches near entrances to ward off evil spirits, witches, and lightning
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Ancient Druids and Celts considered holly sacred and hung branches near entrances to ward off evil spirits, witches, and lightning
Everyone wants a magical beast until they realize it’s just a horse with a spear on its forehead and a bad attitude. We sanitized mythology to sell plushies, but the old stories knew better. I wrote about why the sparkle isn't worth the stab wound. Read it here. #BookSky
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The Unicorn Deception: Why the Symbol of Purity is Actually the Ultimate Narcissist
(Or: Why That High-Vibrational Horse Probably Hates You)
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December 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Everyone wants a magical beast until they realize it’s just a horse with a spear on its forehead and a bad attitude. We sanitized mythology to sell plushies, but the old stories knew better. I wrote about why the sparkle isn't worth the stab wound. Read it here. #BookSky
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
I have written a comprehensive breakdown of why unicorns are really jerks. I am fully aware that hitting 'publish' on this draft is the kind of hubris that invites a lightning strike or a fae curse. I accept these terms #DrBeyond #SpaceWizard #AmWriting #OccultHumor #Unicorns #FaePropaganda #BookSky
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I have written a comprehensive breakdown of why unicorns are really jerks. I am fully aware that hitting 'publish' on this draft is the kind of hubris that invites a lightning strike or a fae curse. I accept these terms #DrBeyond #SpaceWizard #AmWriting #OccultHumor #Unicorns #FaePropaganda #BookSky
Single in the Czech Republic? Stand with your back to the door and throw a shoe over your shoulder. If the toe points to the door, you will marry soon. If it points in, you remain single for another year. It is a binary system of romantic determinism based on aerodynamics.
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Single in the Czech Republic? Stand with your back to the door and throw a shoe over your shoulder. If the toe points to the door, you will marry soon. If it points in, you remain single for another year. It is a binary system of romantic determinism based on aerodynamics.
In Norway, they don't leave cookies; they hide the cleaning supplies. It is believed that witches and mischievous spirits come out on Christmas Eve to steal brooms and ride the night skies. It is a practical metaphysical lesson: You cannot fly if you don't secure your vehicle.
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In Norway, they don't leave cookies; they hide the cleaning supplies. It is believed that witches and mischievous spirits come out on Christmas Eve to steal brooms and ride the night skies. It is a practical metaphysical lesson: You cannot fly if you don't secure your vehicle.
In Japan, the Christmas deity is not Santa, but Colonel Sanders. "Kurisumasu ni wa Kentakkii" (Kentucky for Christmas). Millions pre-order buckets of fried chicken months in advance. It proves my theory: If you repeat a lie often enough with a catchy jingle, it becomes a holy sacrament.
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In Japan, the Christmas deity is not Santa, but Colonel Sanders. "Kurisumasu ni wa Kentakkii" (Kentucky for Christmas). Millions pre-order buckets of fried chicken months in advance. It proves my theory: If you repeat a lie often enough with a catchy jingle, it becomes a holy sacrament.
Nothing says Christmas like defending the vibe at a Truckstop. 🚛👊
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nothing says Christmas like defending the vibe at a Truckstop. 🚛👊
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
In Caracas, the streets are closed on Christmas morning, not for snow, but for Patines. The faithful roller-skate to Mass. It is said that children used to tie strings to their toes and hang them out the window so skaters could tug them awake. If you aren't moving, are you even praying?
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In Caracas, the streets are closed on Christmas morning, not for snow, but for Patines. The faithful roller-skate to Mass. It is said that children used to tie strings to their toes and hang them out the window so skaters could tug them awake. If you aren't moving, are you even praying?