Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum
@dr-beyond.com
PhD Metaphysical Theology, Dr of Spiritual Counseling, Researcher of High Strangeness. Exploring the bleeding edges of reality.
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Fiction Author.
Digital Books are just $3.99!
Paper books are Just $7.99!
medium.com/@DrAndrewSaum https://www.dr-beyond.com
I am Dr. Beyond. Author, Researcher, and Space Wizard.
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am Dr. Beyond. Author, Researcher, and Space Wizard.
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
Look at this creature. He treats the laws of physics and spinal columns like mere suggestions. If I attempted this geometry, I would simply snap in half. Jealousy is a useless emotion, yet looking at this impossible pretzel on the leather, it is the only emotion I have.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look at this creature. He treats the laws of physics and spinal columns like mere suggestions. If I attempted this geometry, I would simply snap in half. Jealousy is a useless emotion, yet looking at this impossible pretzel on the leather, it is the only emotion I have.
Trying to explain the concept of Mu to the dog. He stared, licked his paw, and sighed. He understands the Void better than I do. We overcomplicate the nothingness. It is not an absence. It is simply a lack of noise. The dog is the master; I am just the student with a keyboard.
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trying to explain the concept of Mu to the dog. He stared, licked his paw, and sighed. He understands the Void better than I do. We overcomplicate the nothingness. It is not an absence. It is simply a lack of noise. The dog is the master; I am just the student with a keyboard.
Post-holiday crash check-in. If your battery is blinking red and your body is demanding payment for the social energy you spent this week: listen to it. You don't need to be productive right now. You just need to endure the reset #DrBeyond #LiminalSpace #Spoonie #Metaphysics
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Post-holiday crash check-in. If your battery is blinking red and your body is demanding payment for the social energy you spent this week: listen to it. You don't need to be productive right now. You just need to endure the reset #DrBeyond #LiminalSpace #Spoonie #Metaphysics
I have written a comprehensive breakdown of why unicorns are really jerks. I am fully aware that hitting 'publish' on this draft is the kind of hubris that invites a lightning strike or a fae curse. I accept these terms #DrBeyond #SpaceWizard #AmWriting #OccultHumor #Unicorns #FaePropaganda #BookSky
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I have written a comprehensive breakdown of why unicorns are really jerks. I am fully aware that hitting 'publish' on this draft is the kind of hubris that invites a lightning strike or a fae curse. I accept these terms #DrBeyond #SpaceWizard #AmWriting #OccultHumor #Unicorns #FaePropaganda #BookSky
Nothing says Christmas like defending the vibe at a Truckstop. 🚛👊
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nothing says Christmas like defending the vibe at a Truckstop. 🚛👊
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
Dinner at Iowa 80 was amazing. Had to shut down a loudmouth who came at us, but we didn't let it ruin the night. In fact, it made the adventure even better.
Merry Christmas from the road.
#DrBeyond #Walcott #Iowa80 #ChristmasAdventure
Mark and I have brought his parents to the Anaconda (2025) premiere. Crucial detail: They have absolutely no idea what this movie is. They might think it's a nature documentary.
I am eagerly awaiting their reaction to the first kill.
#Anaconda2025 #SocialExperiment #Christmas #BookSky #DrBeyond
I am eagerly awaiting their reaction to the first kill.
#Anaconda2025 #SocialExperiment #Christmas #BookSky #DrBeyond
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Mark and I have brought his parents to the Anaconda (2025) premiere. Crucial detail: They have absolutely no idea what this movie is. They might think it's a nature documentary.
I am eagerly awaiting their reaction to the first kill.
#Anaconda2025 #SocialExperiment #Christmas #BookSky #DrBeyond
I am eagerly awaiting their reaction to the first kill.
#Anaconda2025 #SocialExperiment #Christmas #BookSky #DrBeyond
Update: Mark refuses to turn up the volume on Anaconda because "there are subtitles."
Apparently, he assumes I am fluent in Arabic. This social experiment is yielding fascinating data on my best friend.
#DrBeyond #Christmas #MovieNight #Anaconda1997 #BookSky
Apparently, he assumes I am fluent in Arabic. This social experiment is yielding fascinating data on my best friend.
#DrBeyond #Christmas #MovieNight #Anaconda1997 #BookSky
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Update: Mark refuses to turn up the volume on Anaconda because "there are subtitles."
Apparently, he assumes I am fluent in Arabic. This social experiment is yielding fascinating data on my best friend.
#DrBeyond #Christmas #MovieNight #Anaconda1997 #BookSky
Apparently, he assumes I am fluent in Arabic. This social experiment is yielding fascinating data on my best friend.
#DrBeyond #Christmas #MovieNight #Anaconda1997 #BookSky
At the new Kobe sushi restaurant in Davenpor with Mark! Someone just told me Justin Bieber is about to come out and sing an early Happy Birthday to me. I'm highly skeptical, but I guess we'll see!#DrBeyond #KobeSushi #DavenportIA #JustinBieber #ChristmasDay #Sushi #QuadCities #BFF #BookSky
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
At the new Kobe sushi restaurant in Davenpor with Mark! Someone just told me Justin Bieber is about to come out and sing an early Happy Birthday to me. I'm highly skeptical, but I guess we'll see!#DrBeyond #KobeSushi #DavenportIA #JustinBieber #ChristmasDay #Sushi #QuadCities #BFF #BookSky
You know the universe is talking when the Devil of Hell's Kitchen is co-parenting a depressed dog with the manic pixie dream girl of 2009. Watching Charlie Cox in Merv. Apparently, you either die a vigilante or live long enough to star in a holiday rom-com. #DrBeyond
#Merv
#Daredevil
#CharlieCox
#Merv
#Daredevil
#CharlieCox
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You know the universe is talking when the Devil of Hell's Kitchen is co-parenting a depressed dog with the manic pixie dream girl of 2009. Watching Charlie Cox in Merv. Apparently, you either die a vigilante or live long enough to star in a holiday rom-com. #DrBeyond
#Merv
#Daredevil
#CharlieCox
#Merv
#Daredevil
#CharlieCox
I wrote this for my brother & mother. She passed before the ending. I didn't mourn—she shared my genetic disease. Death was her freedom from that pain.
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wrote this for my brother & mother. She passed before the ending. I didn't mourn—she shared my genetic disease. Death was her freedom from that pain.
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
Hope everyone has fun, safe and happy holiday season from Dr. Beyond. Dr. Sam and AJax.
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hope everyone has fun, safe and happy holiday season from Dr. Beyond. Dr. Sam and AJax.
Current status: Analyzing the Hero’s Journey via Spider-Man. It is comforting to watch someone else carry the weight of the world or the multiverse for a few hours. I am leaving the saving to Parker today. Ajax and I are strictly observing from the couch. Sunday study: Spider-Verse. #BookSky #Ajax
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
They say every seeker eventually finds a master. Mine happens to be covered in fur and is currently judging me for my slow pace during this flare-up. He is less of a 'Good Boy' and more of a silent sentinel ensuring I don't drift too far into the void while the physical body recalibrates.
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
They say every seeker eventually finds a master. Mine happens to be covered in fur and is currently judging me for my slow pace during this flare-up. He is less of a 'Good Boy' and more of a silent sentinel ensuring I don't drift too far into the void while the physical body recalibrates.
I wrote this for my brother & mother. She passed before the ending. I didn't mourn—she shared my genetic disease. Death was her freedom from that pain.
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I wrote this for my brother & mother. She passed before the ending. I didn't mourn—she shared my genetic disease. Death was her freedom from that pain.
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
She isn't lost. The only thing separating us is time.
This story finishes our conversation until I catch up.
#IndieAuthor #Family #Love #Mom
I couldn't wait until Christmas. I just dropped the first 3 chapters of Space Wizard vs The Archons of Prison Planet on Medium. FREE.
Meet Vash, the stoic Wys, and Reynolds (the Jyn who thinks he’s Ryan Reynolds) as they crash land in Iowa.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
Meet Vash, the stoic Wys, and Reynolds (the Jyn who thinks he’s Ryan Reynolds) as they crash land in Iowa.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I couldn't wait until Christmas. I just dropped the first 3 chapters of Space Wizard vs The Archons of Prison Planet on Medium. FREE.
Meet Vash, the stoic Wys, and Reynolds (the Jyn who thinks he’s Ryan Reynolds) as they crash land in Iowa.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
Meet Vash, the stoic Wys, and Reynolds (the Jyn who thinks he’s Ryan Reynolds) as they crash land in Iowa.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
This is my little Little Napoleon complex on four legs. He makes sure I don't write until arthritis flares up, which is good if he would just drop the toy already.
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is my little Little Napoleon complex on four legs. He makes sure I don't write until arthritis flares up, which is good if he would just drop the toy already.
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account...
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account...
The downside of the "Space Wizard" gig is the entourage. I’m just trying to manage and suddenly my living room is occupied by a twelve-foot obsidian reaper and a fifteen-foot brute with a flaming staff. Seraphina is easier; she just floats there with a a cosmic stare. They are hell on the upholstery
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The downside of the "Space Wizard" gig is the entourage. I’m just trying to manage and suddenly my living room is occupied by a twelve-foot obsidian reaper and a fifteen-foot brute with a flaming staff. Seraphina is easier; she just floats there with a a cosmic stare. They are hell on the upholstery
We let pop culture ruin the word. "Wizard" didn't start with pointy hats; it started with the Middle English "wys" (wise). It was a job title for the philosopher who knew how the universe worked. My next book, "Space Wizard," is an attempt to take the title back.
#spacewizard #drbeyond
#spacewizard #drbeyond
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We let pop culture ruin the word. "Wizard" didn't start with pointy hats; it started with the Middle English "wys" (wise). It was a job title for the philosopher who knew how the universe worked. My next book, "Space Wizard," is an attempt to take the title back.
#spacewizard #drbeyond
#spacewizard #drbeyond
Laying here patting Ajax. Is it the chronic pain or the weight of infinite probability pressing down? If you are awake too, staring into the void, remember: You are the just the universe experiencing itself having a bad night's sleep. We endure.
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Laying here patting Ajax. Is it the chronic pain or the weight of infinite probability pressing down? If you are awake too, staring into the void, remember: You are the just the universe experiencing itself having a bad night's sleep. We endure.
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
Time to beat "Mr Chad, Number 1 Hatman 17 centuries in a row."
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Time to beat "Mr Chad, Number 1 Hatman 17 centuries in a row."
