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Jeff
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I’m no Superman.

Wolfpack. Canes.
Great season for Wolfpack soccer. Hate they had to lose at home, but Washington was clearly very good.
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Jaccob Slavin?
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Wolfpack Soccer trying to take a step towards something big
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Bussi should be getting Calder talk by now. He’s having an insane rookie year by any standard, much less from a CYA waiver wire claim.

Schaefer is going to get the hype, but you won’t convince me he’s been better so far this year. Obviously there’s a long way to go.
The Brandon Bussi story:

2022-2025: Played in 111 AHL games
July 1, 2025: Signed by Florida
October 5, 2025: Claimed by the #Canes
October 14, 2025: Won his NHL debut
November 30, 2025: First NHL shutout
December 11, 2025: Fastest goalie in NHL history to 10 wins

What a ride for the Bus.
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Brandon Bussi.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
we have a situation
Ok who wants a bizarre no stakes mystery to solve?

I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)

A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.

And now we

keep

finding

tiny

glass

ducks

On the floor.
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Brandon Bussi.
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wise.
If I were the Hurricanes would simply score on this PP #raiseup
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If I were the Hurricanes would simply score on this PP #raiseup
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Brought to you by the party that thinks participation medals are bad
There he is folks. Proud recipient of the new FIFA Peace Prize. He couldn’t put that gold medal around his neck fast enough.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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there’s no such thing as watching one episode of parks & rec you either watch zero episodes or nine episodes
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Weird weird fun annoying season
Panthers have beaten the Packers and Rams and lost to the Saints and Cardinals. 🤷🏻
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The Panthers are…fun?
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Big 12: love my teammates god is good!

SEC: keep grindin

Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife

ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Will Wilson Game.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Literally zero chance that ref could even see that play he threw a flag on. Absolute amateur hour.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why are these ACC Network cameras shaking so much?
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What a play call from the Utes
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ham can absolutely get lost here
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Top-ranked NC State claims another NCAA title. Wolfpack 4th Championship in five seasons
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Looking like NC State just won the national title in women’s XC, their 4th title in the last 5 years. Incredible run (😎) for that program.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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2 minutes later… they do it again!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM