dragonzordhotbox
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soto should grow a beard this season just to fuck with the yankees
February 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
soto should grow a beard this season just to fuck with the yankees
watching anything with david carradine is so fucking funny like yeah give it some time that guy’s gonna jack off to death what an icon
February 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
watching anything with david carradine is so fucking funny like yeah give it some time that guy’s gonna jack off to death what an icon
are people still gonna like kendrick after drake kills himself
February 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
are people still gonna like kendrick after drake kills himself
i drive by spit in every dumpster i see so in case the trash juice ever produces life the creature might accept me as its parent
February 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i drive by spit in every dumpster i see so in case the trash juice ever produces life the creature might accept me as its parent
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it's friday night baby
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
it's friday night baby
it’s so cool that subtitles fully don’t work anymore because of shitty ai replacements
January 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
it’s so cool that subtitles fully don’t work anymore because of shitty ai replacements
no way trump doesn’t declassify the alien shit this time
January 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
no way trump doesn’t declassify the alien shit this time
lynch immediately had a leg up on star wars by having a cool space lady lore dump at you instead of a gay little text crawl
January 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
lynch immediately had a leg up on star wars by having a cool space lady lore dump at you instead of a gay little text crawl
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the dodgers x factor for sasaki was chris archer
January 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the dodgers x factor for sasaki was chris archer
it’s gonna be so fucking sick when biden finally trips down a staircase and snaps his shit sideways
January 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
it’s gonna be so fucking sick when biden finally trips down a staircase and snaps his shit sideways
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Hiding who you really are until a president tells you it's okay is some pretty serious beta behavior
January 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hiding who you really are until a president tells you it's okay is some pretty serious beta behavior
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low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
Zuckerberg says people who leave his platforms are "virtue signaling"
January 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
what if they just blow up the planet at midnight
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
what if they just blow up the planet at midnight
bong rips up my nose to preserve my teeth
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
bong rips up my nose to preserve my teeth
does going super saiyan sober you up i feel like it would a little
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 AM
does going super saiyan sober you up i feel like it would a little
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lili boulanger was only 24 what the fuck
December 24, 2024 at 1:30 AM
lili boulanger was only 24 what the fuck
wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i just remembered the green ranger hung himself
December 22, 2024 at 7:00 AM
wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i just remembered the green ranger hung himself
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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Reminds me once again that if electric guitars were invented now and run like modern tech companies, there is absolutely no way you'd be able to plug a Gibson guitar into a Fender amp without an adapter, if at all
Apple's removal of simple, standardized audio output jacks from their devices still blows me away
Just realized with a start that by upgrading my ipad I zapped a bunch of really useful music utility amps because I can't easily run them out to speakers or amps anymore
Just realized with a start that by upgrading my ipad I zapped a bunch of really useful music utility amps because I can't easily run them out to speakers or amps anymore
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Reminds me once again that if electric guitars were invented now and run like modern tech companies, there is absolutely no way you'd be able to plug a Gibson guitar into a Fender amp without an adapter, if at all
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if kanye was still making good shit ai wouldn’t be at all popular
December 17, 2024 at 9:56 AM
if kanye was still making good shit ai wouldn’t be at all popular