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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · Jul 31
Thread of my favorite Magic cards of every set in release order because I feel like it. This might take a while
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 13h
I honestly think Jenova is going to prove to be a very big card considering all the mutants that have been seeded in past sets and knowing all of the Mutant support cards we will be getting next year
Jenova, Ancient Calamity {2}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Alien At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova’s power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power. 1/5 Illustrated by Ignatius Budi
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Gitrob @gitrob.bsky.social · 1d
I didn’t wanna tackle trying to do the rest but I did make it loot
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 16h
We aren't on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We are in the middle of it.

But I worry people don't see the whole scheme. They just pay attention to each new daily outrage. So I went to the Senate floor to explain Trump's plan.

Here's a 🧵of the speech. It's important.
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 20h
Weatherlight(WTH)

The Weatherlight Saga begins here as Gerrard joins the Weatherlight Crew after Sisay is kidnapped by the Phyrexians. The story is considered beloved nowadays, but at the time, many vocal Magic Players bemoaned the Magic story taking the limelight from the old high fantasy gameplay
Debt of Loyalty {1}{W}{W} Instant Regenerate target creature. You gain control of that creature if it regenerates this way. “I killed him because I had to,” Starke lied to Gerrard. “But now I pledge my loyalty to you.” Illustrated by Pete Venters Part of the Reserved List
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
Which he also runs, so for a long time the matchmaking has just been flooded with Ugin decks
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
Truly the only thing he is weak to is Eldrazi and Artifact Creatures
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, he just negates all of the weaknesses that come with playing a Planeswalker as a static ability. What's worse is killing him is more often than not just worse for you because he's in a ramp deck with insane starting loyalty
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
He is not balanced for the format, the common play-pattern is to ramp him out fast, then exile two creatures in the same turn. And you can't play a creature afterwards because it just gets exiled
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
He's that annoying
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
Because Wotc refuses to address Ugin, Eye of the Storms in Brawl, I have made the decision to play the Immortal Sun in every deck and including cards that look for it
The Immortal Sun {6} Legendary Artifact Players can’t activate planeswalkers’ loyalty abilities. At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Creatures you control get +1/+1. Illustrated by Kieran Yanner
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
I can never look at life gain triggers the same after Heliod, Sun Crowned
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
You can gain 2 life when you cast a warped spell!
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
Warp!
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 1d
Archmage of Runes behind Bloodthirsty Conqueror is giving:
Distracted bf
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d
Now I'm picturing the horror that would be dropping a Cube^3
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 2d
im so fucking serious right now
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d
Cube Cube, it's a cube of every cube you enjoy all in one massive box!
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d
Rise and Grind! (Untaps my Grindstone)
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d
Destiny Fulfilled
The Destined Black Mage {2}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Deathtouch {B}, {T}: Another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, The Destined Black Mage deals 1 damage to each opponent. If you have a full party, it deals 3 damage to each opponent instead. 3/2 Illustrated by David Rapoza
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 2d
Amen
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Katie @legdotegg.bsky.social · 3d
A little elspeth from playing around in the new brush update

#elspeth #mtg #magic #magicthegathering #theros #mtgart #illustration
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 3d
a pixelated image of a man holding a red light
Alt: a pixelated image of a man holding a red light
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 3d
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 4d
Hey mainstream news media. Maybe do your job and let people know just how fucking crazy this guy is. He’s trying to start a civil war.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 4d
Everyone is trying to have a normal Saturday night and the president's top advisor is on X announcing that civil war is necessary
@StephenM on X: Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. (There are more local law enforcement officers in Oregon than there are guns and badges in the FBI nationwide). This is an organized terrorist attack on the federal government and its officers, and the deployment of troops is an absolute necessity to defend our personnel, our laws, our government, public order and the Republic itself.
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 4d
About 125,000 transgender people are assaulted in the restroom every year.

No transgender woman has ever been convicted of assaulting a woman in a public restroom.
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