alyoshi
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alyoshi
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buccal_...
yes but it also looks like the surgery people get to look like grand moff tarkin
Buccal fat extraction - Wikipedia
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November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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If "masked secret police kidnap citizenss and documented residents alike, for days at a time, to secret prisons that are fill with shit and piss while torturing, starving, and killing undocumented migrants" is what immigration looks like now, what happens when there's a failed state in venezuela?
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
decent odds cpd just shoots everyone involved and gets confused when no one comes asking for the guy cosplaying as gestapo
October 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
hbd i want this dog
September 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
yea
August 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i used to do this, only time it ever came in handy was moving an oled television
August 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It’s gotta be Baumol’s for reproductive labor, right? Nothing else checks out
July 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
sweetened condensed milörk
June 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
*mastodon lol
June 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i think governments might let be power users who want real software freedom tho. mostly because they’re always making such convenient lists of themselves by loudly doing niche things like “using firefox” and “posting on mastadon”

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June 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
what even is the winning political coalition for regulating ai slop? if anything we just continue down the path of locking down consumer devices but add increasingly cursed subsidies for slop generation as we go
June 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i don’t think anything practical runs as cool as an innerspring without a foam layer on top, but i sleep hot and i find latex to be a good performer all around
April 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
just got one a few months ago. medium firmness as i am a side sleeper. would recommend
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM