j.money
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you know moms ain’t raise no dummy!
before i travel any distance beyond “to the store and back” i like to make sure my apartment is clean so that if i die on my journey, everyone will know i had my shit together before i left. i believe this is the plot of a Mitski song
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
before i travel any distance beyond “to the store and back” i like to make sure my apartment is clean so that if i die on my journey, everyone will know i had my shit together before i left. i believe this is the plot of a Mitski song
idk how the single moms of the world knew so quickly but yeah - chicken cesar salad and a small can of ginger ale is top 5 lunch meals for humans
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 AM
idk how the single moms of the world knew so quickly but yeah - chicken cesar salad and a small can of ginger ale is top 5 lunch meals for humans
i am immune to melatonin
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 AM
i am immune to melatonin
“the most dangerous game” but evolves into a romance - they leave gifts and traps for each other, slowly developing a fierce, ephemeral passion - ends with hunter trapping prisoner but not killing cause in love. prisoner kills hunter for being weak and abandoning what brought them together.
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 AM
“the most dangerous game” but evolves into a romance - they leave gifts and traps for each other, slowly developing a fierce, ephemeral passion - ends with hunter trapping prisoner but not killing cause in love. prisoner kills hunter for being weak and abandoning what brought them together.
and the Oscar goes to……the medical examiner from Werner Herzog’s Grizzly Man.
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 AM
and the Oscar goes to……the medical examiner from Werner Herzog’s Grizzly Man.
want a foam roller to go from my lower back to the top of my shoulders but instead of foam it’s 5 tons of pure american steel
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
want a foam roller to go from my lower back to the top of my shoulders but instead of foam it’s 5 tons of pure american steel
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I don’t need AI to help me make shitty music. I can do that fine on my own. And super fast, too.
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don’t need AI to help me make shitty music. I can do that fine on my own. And super fast, too.
my least fav kind of racism/bigotry is the like elated ignorance people will have in trying to pronounce peoples names like they’ll take an admittedly hard to pronounce name and then “jokingly” call them a similar but different also hard to pronounce name its like bruh -
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
my least fav kind of racism/bigotry is the like elated ignorance people will have in trying to pronounce peoples names like they’ll take an admittedly hard to pronounce name and then “jokingly” call them a similar but different also hard to pronounce name its like bruh -
live action space jam (basketball independence day)
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
live action space jam (basketball independence day)
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Zima (1993-2008): Riding the clear beverage craze of the early 90's, this sweet alcoholic beverage was marketed as *the* hip drink of choice for a time. Revived for special re-releases in 2017 and 2018, it maintained a following in Japan, where it continued to be made until 2021
February 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Zima (1993-2008): Riding the clear beverage craze of the early 90's, this sweet alcoholic beverage was marketed as *the* hip drink of choice for a time. Revived for special re-releases in 2017 and 2018, it maintained a following in Japan, where it continued to be made until 2021
My super power is being able to go from pissing myself laughing with you to then turn around and immediately look like I’ve never smiled a day in my life. (The Mask, 1994)
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My super power is being able to go from pissing myself laughing with you to then turn around and immediately look like I’ve never smiled a day in my life. (The Mask, 1994)
I wonder if Gerard Butler feels bad about what he said to that judge lady in Law Abiding Citizen - kind of uncalled for despite the circumstances
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I wonder if Gerard Butler feels bad about what he said to that judge lady in Law Abiding Citizen - kind of uncalled for despite the circumstances
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the shareholders will hear of your insubordination
September 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the shareholders will hear of your insubordination
Playing Cookie Clicker on the work computer is great because you get to tell your coworkers things you normally wouldn’t be able to like “Yeah, I have 100 Grandmas” or “Wake me up when it hits 10 billion”
August 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Playing Cookie Clicker on the work computer is great because you get to tell your coworkers things you normally wouldn’t be able to like “Yeah, I have 100 Grandmas” or “Wake me up when it hits 10 billion”
every night I do a modernized yet very realistic impression of my mother falling asleep with the tv on by starting the Action Button Tokimeki Memorial Review on my iPhone 14 and sliding it next to my pillow so the blue light touches my face as I fall asleep.
August 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
every night I do a modernized yet very realistic impression of my mother falling asleep with the tv on by starting the Action Button Tokimeki Memorial Review on my iPhone 14 and sliding it next to my pillow so the blue light touches my face as I fall asleep.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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Promote your friends' bands/books as much as you would your own it is so good for your soul.
July 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Promote your friends' bands/books as much as you would your own it is so good for your soul.
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you may not believe this but there was a time you could call a business and someone would answer and just tell you what you needed to know
July 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
you may not believe this but there was a time you could call a business and someone would answer and just tell you what you needed to know
Self care tip I learned at a very young age: if you love yourself, you drink the orange juice with all the pulp.
July 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Self care tip I learned at a very young age: if you love yourself, you drink the orange juice with all the pulp.
what’s it called when you suddenly and vividly remember something and then you’re frozen, lost inside of it, eyes glazed, blood trembling - snapping out of it minutes later? I feel like there’s a term or phrase for it that goes beyond “something that happens to me all the time”. Maybe I’m hungry?
June 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
what’s it called when you suddenly and vividly remember something and then you’re frozen, lost inside of it, eyes glazed, blood trembling - snapping out of it minutes later? I feel like there’s a term or phrase for it that goes beyond “something that happens to me all the time”. Maybe I’m hungry?
I only ever get down and shake my actual ass whenever that Philip Glass shit comes on! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1oB...
In the Upper Room: Dance IX
YouTube video by Michael Riesman - Topic
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June 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I only ever get down and shake my actual ass whenever that Philip Glass shit comes on! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1oB...
Today I made the best tomato soup I’ve ever had. Thank you, God (me).
June 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Today I made the best tomato soup I’ve ever had. Thank you, God (me).
the video game "Naughty Bear" was ahead of its time.
June 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the video game "Naughty Bear" was ahead of its time.
so many things to remember....
June 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
so many things to remember....