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No job too big, door to door, we are on the phone... Never, ever, bloody anything, ever!
Where’s the van?
February 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Next stop…
January 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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These have arrived! - the finished, hardback copies of a little book I've written about the joyfully unpredictable experience of producing Father Ted.
Publication is Feb 20th but I'd like to give away two copies early - RT by Saturday 6pm and my dog Watson will pick the winners.
January 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
December 24, 2024 at 8:27 AM
That’s our property!!

Yeah! We rented it to him!
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Hmmm. This is pretty good. Can you do better?

suno.com/song/101821b...
Gin and Glory by @gilles27 | Suno
punk, raw song. Listen and make your own with Suno.
suno.com
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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Post an un-inspirational quote...
September 2, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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"Never ever bloody anything ever."
*hits buzzer*

“Get me out of here?”
November 16, 2024 at 9:28 AM
He went to bloody Rio!!
November 18, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Want to read the script? Grab a pint of gin and click here:

web.archive.org/web/20030228...
web.archive.org
November 18, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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Hey, new Bluesky users.

Remember...
October 17, 2024 at 7:09 AM
We're keeping our eye on you matey!
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“Fuck off!”
‘But we’re Trick or Treaters!’
I know, Fuck off! I don’t care if you’re Penny for the Guyers, FUCK OFF!”

#MJLND MR JOLLY LIVES NEXT DOOR
Tees by Sillytees bit.ly/3ngk1E2
October 31, 2024 at 6:09 AM
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quote a favourite film using gif only:
November 16, 2024 at 8:42 AM
That's our winning slogan!

Yeah we rented it to him!
Inspired this hit on the other place
November 18, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Escorts Bestcorts! Come in if you’re arty!

t.co/xIiNsksU2j
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/sep/24/turner-prize-2024-review-art-tate-britain-london
t.co
September 24, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Well, that’s breakfast sorted!
September 8, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Business is a bit slack, but we’re in a bloody podcast from @lostturntable.bsky.social !!

Things are looking up! Oh, they forgot to put the telephone number!

cinemaoblivia.podbean.com/e/episode-86...
Episode 86: Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door | Cinema Oblivia
Rob Hill of the Bad Movie Bible returns with possibly the most British thing I have ever seen in my entire life. If you've never seen Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door, for God's sake go on YouTube right now ...
cinemaoblivia.podbean.com
September 7, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Bloody hell!! We’re on YouTube!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Mr Jolly Lives Next Door - YouTube
Collection of the FUNNIEST movie ever. Ever
youtube.com
September 7, 2024 at 10:26 AM