Drex Danger Noodle. Reptoid Blogger
@drexdangernoodle.bsky.social
Greetings from our (not so) hidden base on Enceladus, third largest moon of Saturn!
Call me Drex. My formal name is a little difficult to pronounce, and I don't like it anyway.
I study humanity through your media. Mostly for entertainment.
Call me Drex. My formal name is a little difficult to pronounce, and I don't like it anyway.
I study humanity through your media. Mostly for entertainment.
Pinned
Okay, folks.
Time to update my pinned rant.
Let us break down just how fucked the criminal regime and the GOP really are.
Buckle up. Gonna be a long one.
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Time to update my pinned rant.
Let us break down just how fucked the criminal regime and the GOP really are.
Buckle up. Gonna be a long one.
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The fact that random people on the Internet are outsmarting Trump's DOJ in detecting the removal of Epstein Files shows just how amateurish Pamela Jo Bondi and her D-list team are.
There are competent coverups and sloppy, easily detected coverups. This is the latter.
There are competent coverups and sloppy, easily detected coverups. This is the latter.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The fact that random people on the Internet are outsmarting Trump's DOJ in detecting the removal of Epstein Files shows just how amateurish Pamela Jo Bondi and her D-list team are.
There are competent coverups and sloppy, easily detected coverups. This is the latter.
There are competent coverups and sloppy, easily detected coverups. This is the latter.
Dam is breaking.
The fat old rapist con man criminal pimp tyrant is failing/dying.
Happy Holidays, all!
The fat old rapist con man criminal pimp tyrant is failing/dying.
Happy Holidays, all!
BREAKING: Elise Stefanik DROPS OUT of race for New York Governor and will NOT be seeking reelection in Congress
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Dam is breaking.
The fat old rapist con man criminal pimp tyrant is failing/dying.
Happy Holidays, all!
The fat old rapist con man criminal pimp tyrant is failing/dying.
Happy Holidays, all!
Me thinks the Coup is coming.
By incompetent self deluded fail-sons and grifters.
By incompetent self deluded fail-sons and grifters.
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me thinks the Coup is coming.
By incompetent self deluded fail-sons and grifters.
By incompetent self deluded fail-sons and grifters.
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Whenever I complain about America here I get dozens of replies being like "yeah Trump ruined this country".
Honey it was ruined long before Trump, he's just making it worse.
Honey it was ruined long before Trump, he's just making it worse.
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Whenever I complain about America here I get dozens of replies being like "yeah Trump ruined this country".
Honey it was ruined long before Trump, he's just making it worse.
Honey it was ruined long before Trump, he's just making it worse.
I know I sound like a broken record here but:
You are all watching the death throes of a tyrant.
You are all watching the death throes of a tyrant.
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I know I sound like a broken record here but:
You are all watching the death throes of a tyrant.
You are all watching the death throes of a tyrant.
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Getting your lips injected with filler is gender affirming care. So is breast augmentation. Republicans only want cis people to have access.
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Getting your lips injected with filler is gender affirming care. So is breast augmentation. Republicans only want cis people to have access.
Dementing Pedo Grandpa Jr is forever now know as
Moobies.
Moobies.
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dementing Pedo Grandpa Jr is forever now know as
Moobies.
Moobies.
See these 4 names?
Henry Cueller (TX)
Vincente Gonzalez (TX)
Don Davis (NC)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)
Find out of they are YOUR Representative.
Then find out who the fuck is running against them.
Find no one is?
Wrong.
YOU are running against them.
Henry Cueller (TX)
Vincente Gonzalez (TX)
Don Davis (NC)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)
Find out of they are YOUR Representative.
Then find out who the fuck is running against them.
Find no one is?
Wrong.
YOU are running against them.
A second national anti-trans healthcare bill has passed the US House, a medicaid ban for trans youth. 4 Democrats crossed party lines to vote for it. Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), Don Davis (NC), and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA). It is not expected to get through the Senate filibuster.
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
See these 4 names?
Henry Cueller (TX)
Vincente Gonzalez (TX)
Don Davis (NC)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)
Find out of they are YOUR Representative.
Then find out who the fuck is running against them.
Find no one is?
Wrong.
YOU are running against them.
Henry Cueller (TX)
Vincente Gonzalez (TX)
Don Davis (NC)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)
Find out of they are YOUR Representative.
Then find out who the fuck is running against them.
Find no one is?
Wrong.
YOU are running against them.
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Ronald Reagan, a cold man who ignored the AIDS crisis because he was a homophobe and craved the votes of other homophobes, is *not* a reminder of anything good or decent.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ronald Reagan, a cold man who ignored the AIDS crisis because he was a homophobe and craved the votes of other homophobes, is *not* a reminder of anything good or decent.
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As congressional hearings go on in public today and can be watched live online by everyone, Jack Smith is testifying behind closed doors despite his written request to appear in public because Republicans don’t want the American people (again) to hear him destroy their lies.
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As congressional hearings go on in public today and can be watched live online by everyone, Jack Smith is testifying behind closed doors despite his written request to appear in public because Republicans don’t want the American people (again) to hear him destroy their lies.
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Bongino served for 27 Scaramuccis - that’s long enough to learn nothing and still feel entitled.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Bongino served for 27 Scaramuccis - that’s long enough to learn nothing and still feel entitled.
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Former special counsel Smith told a congressional committee Wednesday that his team found "proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that President Donald Trump engaged in a “criminal scheme” to overturn the results of the 2020 election, according to portions of his opening statement obtained by NBC News
Jack Smith tells Congress he could prove Trump engaged in a 'criminal scheme' to overturn 2020 election
Smith testified about his investigations into Trump during a closed-door hearing with members of the House Judiciary Committee.
www.nbcnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Former special counsel Smith told a congressional committee Wednesday that his team found "proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that President Donald Trump engaged in a “criminal scheme” to overturn the results of the 2020 election, according to portions of his opening statement obtained by NBC News
Fuck off, BBQed Nazi Barbie.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Here's the real truth. God only creates two sexes and two genders -- male and female -- and God does not make mistakes."
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Fuck off, BBQed Nazi Barbie.
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What does the Epstein file deadline, Rob Reiner‘s death post blowback, and the Vanity Fair article lead to?
An act of WAR against Venezuela.
Who would have guessed?
An act of WAR against Venezuela.
Who would have guessed?
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What does the Epstein file deadline, Rob Reiner‘s death post blowback, and the Vanity Fair article lead to?
An act of WAR against Venezuela.
Who would have guessed?
An act of WAR against Venezuela.
Who would have guessed?
Just gonna leave this here.
Listen to J. S. Candid. And I mean truly LISTEN to her.
youtu.be/BWq2PhHr9Oo?...
Listen to J. S. Candid. And I mean truly LISTEN to her.
youtu.be/BWq2PhHr9Oo?...
Let's Get Candid About Jasmine Crockett's Senate Run in Texas
YouTube video by J. S. Candid
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just gonna leave this here.
Listen to J. S. Candid. And I mean truly LISTEN to her.
youtu.be/BWq2PhHr9Oo?...
Listen to J. S. Candid. And I mean truly LISTEN to her.
youtu.be/BWq2PhHr9Oo?...
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I heard some people were throwing snowballs at ICE today in Minneapolis.
I applaud the effort but that might hurt them.
You know what would be refreshing and painless?
Water balloons.
😏
😎
🥶
I applaud the effort but that might hurt them.
You know what would be refreshing and painless?
Water balloons.
😏
😎
🥶
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I heard some people were throwing snowballs at ICE today in Minneapolis.
I applaud the effort but that might hurt them.
You know what would be refreshing and painless?
Water balloons.
😏
😎
🥶
I applaud the effort but that might hurt them.
You know what would be refreshing and painless?
Water balloons.
😏
😎
🥶
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We should NEVER trivialise any suffering. Ever. Toxic positivity asks you to do this.
You should never say:
“Everything happens for a reason”
“You should be grateful”
“Pain makes you stronger”
These are not helpful. They are lies.
Suffering that is unavoidable demands meaning — not optimism.
You should never say:
“Everything happens for a reason”
“You should be grateful”
“Pain makes you stronger”
These are not helpful. They are lies.
Suffering that is unavoidable demands meaning — not optimism.
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
We should NEVER trivialise any suffering. Ever. Toxic positivity asks you to do this.
You should never say:
“Everything happens for a reason”
“You should be grateful”
“Pain makes you stronger”
These are not helpful. They are lies.
Suffering that is unavoidable demands meaning — not optimism.
You should never say:
“Everything happens for a reason”
“You should be grateful”
“Pain makes you stronger”
These are not helpful. They are lies.
Suffering that is unavoidable demands meaning — not optimism.
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One thing that has really hit me since my discussion with my therapist.
Is my moral compass. It’s why I am so angry with the likes of Trump.
And particularly lying “Christian” hypocrites snd their false morality.
No moral person cheers on harm to others.
Is my moral compass. It’s why I am so angry with the likes of Trump.
And particularly lying “Christian” hypocrites snd their false morality.
No moral person cheers on harm to others.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
One thing that has really hit me since my discussion with my therapist.
Is my moral compass. It’s why I am so angry with the likes of Trump.
And particularly lying “Christian” hypocrites snd their false morality.
No moral person cheers on harm to others.
Is my moral compass. It’s why I am so angry with the likes of Trump.
And particularly lying “Christian” hypocrites snd their false morality.
No moral person cheers on harm to others.
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I love the smell of burning Russian Subs in the morning! Makes my coffee all tasty. Slava Ukraine Motherfckers!
A $400 million Varshavyanka-class Russian submarine used to launch Kalibr cruise missiles at Ukraine has been successfully decommissioned by the SBU using underwater drones.
The first time in history a drone takes out a submarine.
The first time in history a drone takes out a submarine.
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I love the smell of burning Russian Subs in the morning! Makes my coffee all tasty. Slava Ukraine Motherfckers!
The president of the United States of America is a vapid, deluded, cruel cunt.
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The president of the United States of America is a vapid, deluded, cruel cunt.
Honestly think that the moment the overwhelming majority of Americans both accept their nation is an empire in decline (not collapse, that is rather rare) and take this moment to unfuck generations of imperialist, corpo centric thinking and policies, the better the recovery will be.
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Honestly think that the moment the overwhelming majority of Americans both accept their nation is an empire in decline (not collapse, that is rather rare) and take this moment to unfuck generations of imperialist, corpo centric thinking and policies, the better the recovery will be.
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This is because Nate Silver has 300K subscribers on Substack and Heather Cox Richardson has 2.7M. Mediocre men CAN'T STAND successful women, and even blame them for their own failures. Pathetic.
December 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is because Nate Silver has 300K subscribers on Substack and Heather Cox Richardson has 2.7M. Mediocre men CAN'T STAND successful women, and even blame them for their own failures. Pathetic.
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If you’re unwilling or unable to acknowledge the fact that Charlie Kirk was a hateful person then you’re probably hateful too.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you’re unwilling or unable to acknowledge the fact that Charlie Kirk was a hateful person then you’re probably hateful too.