Rizzo
@drisdon.bsky.social
musician, photographer, software engineer, trophy husband
Hey man what the fuck is wrong with you
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hey man what the fuck is wrong with you
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You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
July 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
thinking about logging on to instagram dot com and commenting “i miss when the onion was satire” because that’s just the kind of forward-thinking, innovative poster i am
June 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
thinking about logging on to instagram dot com and commenting “i miss when the onion was satire” because that’s just the kind of forward-thinking, innovative poster i am
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Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
Devin Williams is so graciously providing the Yankees with walk off opportunities only to have them squandered
May 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Devin Williams is so graciously providing the Yankees with walk off opportunities only to have them squandered
every day a conservative opinion writer pushes the limit on how far the human brain can contort itself
April 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
every day a conservative opinion writer pushes the limit on how far the human brain can contort itself
target listing broken, walmart in an infinite refresh loop, had to open it in safari to complete the order, still not as bad as resorting to buying a ps5 from sam's club
April 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
target listing broken, walmart in an infinite refresh loop, had to open it in safari to complete the order, still not as bad as resorting to buying a ps5 from sam's club
It’s beautiful that he had the chance to be mean to JD Vance before he died. I think everyone should have that opportunity
April 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It’s beautiful that he had the chance to be mean to JD Vance before he died. I think everyone should have that opportunity
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having close friends and family in the LGBTQ community means picking up a lot of queer cultural touchstones through osmosis but also understanding that every once in a while you’re going to hear about something called “blunching” and know instantly that it’s none of your business
April 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
having close friends and family in the LGBTQ community means picking up a lot of queer cultural touchstones through osmosis but also understanding that every once in a while you’re going to hear about something called “blunching” and know instantly that it’s none of your business
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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something cool about the F train is that it’s eleven minutes away
April 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
something cool about the F train is that it’s eleven minutes away
Thinking about how I married a Red Sox fan in September and her family booed me during the wedding
March 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Thinking about how I married a Red Sox fan in September and her family booed me during the wedding
baseball season arrives just in time for me to be (barely) emotionally over the 2024 Yankees run
March 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
baseball season arrives just in time for me to be (barely) emotionally over the 2024 Yankees run
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many people dont know this but snowboard kids on the nintendo 64 is the greatest video game ever made
February 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
many people dont know this but snowboard kids on the nintendo 64 is the greatest video game ever made
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Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
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I can’t think of a worse place to get deloused than in a comatorium
January 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can’t think of a worse place to get deloused than in a comatorium
Putting my adult son’s boner stats up on the fridge
January 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Putting my adult son’s boner stats up on the fridge
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Man goes to doctor. Says his ass hurts. Says it's from sitting at computer all day. Says he sits until his ass hurts. Says he sits at computer during work and after work. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Sit at computer less. Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I love sitting at computer'
January 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says his ass hurts. Says it's from sitting at computer all day. Says he sits until his ass hurts. Says he sits at computer during work and after work. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Sit at computer less. Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I love sitting at computer'
cool, another platform nobody I know uses, but at least with fewer nazis this time
October 19, 2023 at 9:16 PM
cool, another platform nobody I know uses, but at least with fewer nazis this time