Mercenary Bastard
@drivethrupmc.bsky.social
#RealShitters only or I steal something out your fridge
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WebMD shitting milk. WebMD rectal milk release. WebMD cagando leche
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
WebMD shitting milk. WebMD rectal milk release. WebMD cagando leche
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I like that every Epstein file is like
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I like that every Epstein file is like
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
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learning that there was a controversy in the stalker enhanced editions as they deleted every single piece of soviet era signage which is pretty awkward as the game takes place in chernobyl lmao
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
learning that there was a controversy in the stalker enhanced editions as they deleted every single piece of soviet era signage which is pretty awkward as the game takes place in chernobyl lmao
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Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
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happy holidays!
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
happy holidays!
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dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
dont listen to influencers. if you want to pick up bitches in 2025 you only need one thing: warhammer 40,000 darktide
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dmx really did nail the dog bark
December 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
dmx really did nail the dog bark
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Tough to be serial killer when your only means of transport is the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tough to be serial killer when your only means of transport is the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile
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Things AEW needs
-A big fat guy
-Preferably one that does flips
-A big fat guy
-Preferably one that does flips
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Things AEW needs
-A big fat guy
-Preferably one that does flips
-A big fat guy
-Preferably one that does flips
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sorry im late, my penis got caught in an industrial capstan and i had to first google around to figure out what it was and then you know me adhd brain i spent like 45 minutes in a wikipedia hole about the history of capstans and etc and then finally duh the answer was "call 911" but anyway im here
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
sorry im late, my penis got caught in an industrial capstan and i had to first google around to figure out what it was and then you know me adhd brain i spent like 45 minutes in a wikipedia hole about the history of capstans and etc and then finally duh the answer was "call 911" but anyway im here
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i forgot how small the character limit was over here! anyways.
![had what might be my most seattle experience to date today. was checking out an older white couple. the wife was lovely and helped bag and chatted, but the husband just sort of, looked at me throughout. we finish up and i hand the receipt to the husband and he looks down at my badge and then makes sustained eye contact and says "[Bobe], thank you for being here today. i loved sharing this space with you." and klaxons start firing in my head and i go "yeah! have a good one :)" and they start walking away. while I'm still processing this, i hear the wife say of the customer ahead of them, who was clearly on a munchie run (respect), "god he's such a druggie moron. he tried to go out a closed door" and before i can say anything the husband goes "honey we've been over this. they're a druggie moron you don't know what pronouns they use"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sgv57vbxlmxuiawor3xqrbmm/bafkreiajplfj4v64zxmjovetugu5ncxtioozawuptmvbv4wce6vdxpnsxu@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i forgot how small the character limit was over here! anyways.
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some awesome profession-based usernames that fit the twitch limit that are free for the taking:
CheesemongerOfThirtyYears
TheLearnedJuggalo
MilkmanWithSoulfulEyes
TheSensuousMicrobiologist
AmOrphanWillGriddyForFood
CheesemongerOfThirtyYears
TheLearnedJuggalo
MilkmanWithSoulfulEyes
TheSensuousMicrobiologist
AmOrphanWillGriddyForFood
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
some awesome profession-based usernames that fit the twitch limit that are free for the taking:
CheesemongerOfThirtyYears
TheLearnedJuggalo
MilkmanWithSoulfulEyes
TheSensuousMicrobiologist
AmOrphanWillGriddyForFood
CheesemongerOfThirtyYears
TheLearnedJuggalo
MilkmanWithSoulfulEyes
TheSensuousMicrobiologist
AmOrphanWillGriddyForFood
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December 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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*as if finally awoken from a long dream* SAINTS ROW 2 IS JUST NO MORE HEROES. THE CAMPAIGN BOSS FIGHTS ARE JUST ASSASSINS. THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MISSING. THEY DIDN'T WANT STILLWATER BACK THEY WANTED SUDA. *running away* THEY WANTED SUUUUDAAAAAaaaaa *gone*
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
*as if finally awoken from a long dream* SAINTS ROW 2 IS JUST NO MORE HEROES. THE CAMPAIGN BOSS FIGHTS ARE JUST ASSASSINS. THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MISSING. THEY DIDN'T WANT STILLWATER BACK THEY WANTED SUDA. *running away* THEY WANTED SUUUUDAAAAAaaaaa *gone*
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is this good
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
is this good
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Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel ❤️
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Just a reminder with Christmas just around the corner
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Just a reminder with Christmas just around the corner
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Inspired by "The Devil's Grin"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlt3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlt3...
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Inspired by "The Devil's Grin"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlt3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlt3...
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I like the one where they bring in the circus animals because the episode ran short.
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I like the one where they bring in the circus animals because the episode ran short.