Dr. Zebulon J. Ferdinand Magnifico, Esq.
@drmagnifico.bsky.social
Film/TV/Animation raconteur, semi-pro Army guy, lapsed punk rocker, elder millennial statesman, Georgia sports survivor.
"You know what? Take the stage back off. We just found an extra second under a couch to make Georgia do something embarrassing."
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"You know what? Take the stage back off. We just found an extra second under a couch to make Georgia do something embarrassing."
"My partner played hockey so he's a master skater."
You could hear Brad Nessler realize what he was about to say and try to course correct, but it was already coming out.
You could hear Brad Nessler realize what he was about to say and try to course correct, but it was already coming out.
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"My partner played hockey so he's a master skater."
You could hear Brad Nessler realize what he was about to say and try to course correct, but it was already coming out.
You could hear Brad Nessler realize what he was about to say and try to course correct, but it was already coming out.
"Shhhh, it's Dave Matthews!" - actual Monday Night Football commentary
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Shhhh, it's Dave Matthews!" - actual Monday Night Football commentary
The ref penalizing Cal for taking a helmet off during a TD celebration
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The ref penalizing Cal for taking a helmet off during a TD celebration
The unsung hero tonight is the University of Miami.
You selflessly helped out Indiana by leaving Mendoza available in the transfer portal, inadvertently gave Cal its first Heisman-winning graduate, and did Georgia a solid by making Carson Beck go away.
You selflessly helped out Indiana by leaving Mendoza available in the transfer portal, inadvertently gave Cal its first Heisman-winning graduate, and did Georgia a solid by making Carson Beck go away.
Cal fans everywhere when Fernando Mendoza wins a Heisman.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The unsung hero tonight is the University of Miami.
You selflessly helped out Indiana by leaving Mendoza available in the transfer portal, inadvertently gave Cal its first Heisman-winning graduate, and did Georgia a solid by making Carson Beck go away.
You selflessly helped out Indiana by leaving Mendoza available in the transfer portal, inadvertently gave Cal its first Heisman-winning graduate, and did Georgia a solid by making Carson Beck go away.
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i covered one Cal football game last year and Fernando Mendoza threw and caught a TD on the same play and I thought that was fun
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i covered one Cal football game last year and Fernando Mendoza threw and caught a TD on the same play and I thought that was fun
Cal fans everywhere when Fernando Mendoza wins a Heisman.
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Cal fans everywhere when Fernando Mendoza wins a Heisman.
Oh no. Oh fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh no. Oh fuck.
Live look at me watching Bryce Young tripping on 4th down...
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Live look at me watching Bryce Young tripping on 4th down...
11 y.o. just learned who Eli Manning is and his immediate response was, "Yeah, he has that 'loading, this may take a minute' kind of face."
a man wearing a new york giants jersey waving
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October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
11 y.o. just learned who Eli Manning is and his immediate response was, "Yeah, he has that 'loading, this may take a minute' kind of face."
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
Let's be honest: Kirk Cousins balling out would have been the worst thing to happen today.
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Let's be honest: Kirk Cousins balling out would have been the worst thing to happen today.
I do not know why Cal apparently only plays on Fridays now – or on what Pangea-ass planet California would actually be considered "Atlantic" – but I'm here for it.
a man is talking about dogs and cats living together in a movie .
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October 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I do not know why Cal apparently only plays on Fridays now – or on what Pangea-ass planet California would actually be considered "Atlantic" – but I'm here for it.
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Can we go ahead and just give Severus Snape the job to break the curse?
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Can we go ahead and just give Severus Snape the job to break the curse?
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The greatest player of all time is wrapping up the best season in MLS history and virtually everyone — from league diehards to general American sports fans to the broader soccer world — just straight up doesn't care. This is (a) sociologically interesting and (b) an utter catastrophe for MLS
Looks like Messi has locked in the golden boot along with the MVP award for 2025. What a historic season
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The greatest player of all time is wrapping up the best season in MLS history and virtually everyone — from league diehards to general American sports fans to the broader soccer world — just straight up doesn't care. This is (a) sociologically interesting and (b) an utter catastrophe for MLS
ATLUTD fans this morning:
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October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ATLUTD fans this morning:
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Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution
October 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution
For anyone not listening to ATLUTD on the radio, Mike Conti took a piss break at the 2nd half kickoff and came back just in time for Alba to score.
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
For anyone not listening to ATLUTD on the radio, Mike Conti took a piss break at the 2nd half kickoff and came back just in time for Alba to score.
One day circa 2002, a box arrived with 9 copies of Best In Show on VHS.
Me: "Dad, why did you buy 9 copies of Best In Show?"
Dad: "Oh man, they doubled my order!"
Me: "...Dad, why did you buy 4 1/2 copies of Best In Show?"
Me: "Dad, why did you buy 9 copies of Best In Show?"
Dad: "Oh man, they doubled my order!"
Me: "...Dad, why did you buy 4 1/2 copies of Best In Show?"
September 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
One day circa 2002, a box arrived with 9 copies of Best In Show on VHS.
Me: "Dad, why did you buy 9 copies of Best In Show?"
Dad: "Oh man, they doubled my order!"
Me: "...Dad, why did you buy 4 1/2 copies of Best In Show?"
Me: "Dad, why did you buy 9 copies of Best In Show?"
Dad: "Oh man, they doubled my order!"
Me: "...Dad, why did you buy 4 1/2 copies of Best In Show?"
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[the voice javert uses when he says valjean at the beginning of "the confrontation" from the smash hit musical "les miserables" based on the novel of the same name by victor hugo] bijan
September 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
[the voice javert uses when he says valjean at the beginning of "the confrontation" from the smash hit musical "les miserables" based on the novel of the same name by victor hugo] bijan
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"Is it b'jan or beejan"
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"Is it b'jan or beejan"
Bijan Robinson: rushes for 98 yards to start the drive
Falcons:
Falcons:
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September 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Bijan Robinson: rushes for 98 yards to start the drive
Falcons:
Falcons: