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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺
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Come for the dogs, coffee & KC Current. Stay for the shit stirring.
Sociologist. Feminist. Sort of queer. Trying my best to be anti-racist.
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The Kansas City Current announced Vlatko Andonovski, who served as HC and sporting director since Oct 2023, will transition into a new role as the global sporting director

The search for its next head coach begins now & Andonovski will continue his role as head coach until his successor is named
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Can I get a "Hell yeah!"? The Queen of the Nutmeg was voted into the National Soccer Hall of Fame the first year she was eligible. #woso
Tobin Heath Elected to National Soccer Hall of Fame | National Soccer Hall of Fame
Heath made 181 appearances for the U.S. Women’s National Team. She took part in three Women’s World Cups, winning twice, as well as four Olympic Games, winning gold twice and bronze once.
www.nationalsoccerhof.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Miss Diamond, who most likely lived outside full-time before being dumped with her puppies, is not built for cold. I put two coats on her this morning, which was enough for all three dogs to pee.

I see a Canada Pooch purchase in our near future.

She's an inside dog now & she's worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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GOP to Senate Dems soon.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm going to go be sad for a while. #NWSL #woso
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This game is giving me fart hailure! #NWSL #woso #KCBaby
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thank Ceiling Cat for Ellie Wheeler's left foot! ⚽

#KCBaby #TealTown #NWSL #woso
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"This is our city and we are going to rule it." Claire Hutton

#TealTown #KCCurrent #woso #NWSL
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I should have bought tickets. #KCCurrent #NWSL
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November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ESPN & Google are beefing, so there is no ABC via YouTubeTV for me to watch KC Current v Gotham. 😭

Thank Ceiling Cat for the Bridge on the Current app. At least I can listen.

#KCBaby #TealTown #NWSL #woso
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The inaction by Jessica Berman to protect the players of the NWSL has now put one its premier players in the crosshairs of the worst people.

The commissioner needs to do more right now to keep Barbra Banda and all other #NWSL players safe. Act, or step down.
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Me to all the rich people saying they would leave NYC if Mamdani got elected:
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Not saying they nailed it… but they nailed it 😭💅
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy Halloween from my herd to yours!
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Hayes on the 'We want Lo' chants (laughing): "The truth be told, the card had already gone in before they started shouting." #USWNT
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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See how easy this is @angelcity.com ?

#NWSL
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
S/O to my dogs, who all peed before the match start. #USWNT #woso
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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It’s only Aunt Facing Islamophobia on the Subway if it’s from the Aunt Facing Islamophobia on the Subway region of New York.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It may be time to resurrect the "done list."
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A Tale of Two Pitties: Pup Cup Day
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I was certain that I was going to adult today, but that behavior has yet to manifest.
October 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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She knew what she was doing by writing for the Post. She knew her words would be used to target players like Banda, Kundananji, and Chawinga. She's a bigot who is calling for invasive testing to "solve a problem" that doesn't exist. Its racist transphobic bullshit and has no place in this league
Deeply disappointed in Liz Eddy here, who I've always liked and respected. A reminder that we have a lot of work to do when it comes to educating the public about why trans inclusion isn't just morally correct, but competitively sound share.google/Gjf9a1Sl01eL...
National Women’s Soccer League must adopt gender standards to keep growing
Recent controversies across women’s sports — from swimming to track and field — have highlighted professional soccer lacks clear eligibility policies, unlike a growing number of other competitions.…
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October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
And Lo'eau makes four!! #USWNT #KCBaby #TealTown #woso
October 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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What asshole brought back tiered prairie skirts and how do we banish them again
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM