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Dude in the Sky
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I make beep noises on a keyboard.

https://www.dudeinthesky.com
Merry Christmas, happy place.
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why does king goatse hate free power so much?
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If 👑🍊💩 unilaterally declares war on Venezuela, Mike Johnson should whip up urgent impeachment documents.

Stop being a pushover, you're complicit.
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fire Congress.
Millions of Americans are about to see their health insurance costs skyrocket as ACA subsidies expire at the end of the year.

How did Congress respond this week? By heading home for the holidays.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well you can remove the "news" from CBS News now.
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Leftover fish and chips sounds like a good idea right now.
soundcloud.com/dudeinthesky...
we are having leftover fish and chips
I'm not a producer. I've just been doing this for a long time. @dude_in_the_sky on Twitter. https://dudeinthesky.com
soundcloud.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Fuck TikTok then...
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've exceeded my politics limit so here's my silly cat. 🐈
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Continuing to talk about 👑🍊💩 is giving him the attention he desires.
Anyone who with manners and good mental health would apologize for an appalling statement making two tragic murders all about himself.

Donald is not such a person.

He's always been a clueless sociopath who thought selfish, wicked things. Now there is no filter to stop him from expressing them.
Q: “A number of Republicans have denounced your statement about Rob Reiner’s murder. Do you stand by that?”

TRUMP: “He was a deranged person… I was not a fan… I thought he was very bad for our country…”

*mentions Reiner’s beliefs about Trump and Russia in particular* 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
FBI director 🤡 needs to resign.
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The emperor has no brain?
Trump as he rambles on and on about snakes: “Look how quiet everybody is”
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Good mafternoon.
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Is that him or the worm talking?
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
IV infusions or kidney dialysis?

That would explain swollen feet and ankles.
They’re clearly plugging this dude into an IV regularly and, if this were Biden, there would be demands for weekly hour long press conferences from his doctors on his health. But that’s not how authoritarianism works so stop asking questions already.
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand

(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Britain seems to have three "reform UK" parties now.

So they only have LibDem and Green for sensible options now?

SNP in Scotland at least.
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm home now.

This guy is happy to see me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reality is likely a threaded existence.

Each decision made is another reality.

That's a bit complex for a simulation.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm going to brainstorm some music as soon as I get out of the rehab center.

I have a fairly large backlog of MIDI to get through for collaboration with @armageddonspeaking.bsky.social.

The drones will be having a field day.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
They are ALL liars.

Every politician is a liar.

Even the "good" ones.
“One of those working most closely with Epstein, up to and including attempting to scrub his public image, was Bannon…Bannon, the man millions of MAGA fans trust to tell it like it is, stands revealed as one of the most cynical liars ever to mar this country.”

www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
Steve Bannon Was Epstein’s Comeback Consultant. Where’s the Uproar?
The MAGA architect is escaping opprobrium for his chummy relationship with the notorious pedophile.
www.thebulwark.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
👑🍊💩 needs to stop interfering with foreign elections.
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Since the deployment has been ruled illegal, National Guard people have the ability to refuse the order to deploy, correct?
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I keep seeing commercials for Keytruda.

It wouldn't bug me so much if it wasn't the drug my sister was on for breast cancer. The drug did nothing.

A lot of these cancer infusions claim that patients live longer.

That was not the case.

She called me from hospice and was gone the next day.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We interrupt my recovery from hip surgery to shitpost about badnews US politics.

Yes it's pretty tiresome watching the collapse of our democracy.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Isn't Kegseth as much a criminal as 👑🍊💩 now?
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Surgery day tomorrow.

I look forward to walking for real again.
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM