God, I hope my unknown rich uncle doesn't die, leaving me his vast and crumbling estate, wherein I have to dwell, cataloging his vast library and living in dread of the horrible hedge maze that nightly calls to me and may conceal a terrible secret.
That would be horrible 😏

advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.

Israel Credits America’s GenocideFAQs Page for Their Success in Gaza
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Brutus says hi

A real one, two, three punch of leopards eating your face

The Myth of "Consensual" Sex

Prigozhin: Will this trip have in-flight entertainment

Steward: Kind of?