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Dustin Cobwebs
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We’re all mad here, Alice.
Slava Ukraini
Legalize psychedelics
Free the nipple, both of ‘em
AI generators are an insult to humanity.
Let’s talk Sigmund Freud and Warhammer
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
When i go to a metal show i want to disassociate, which involves unmasking, which I am not good at.

At most show you will see me standing in one place silently enjoying the jams
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Meant
December 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I don’t think Ebenezar Scrooge is

But guess who is

ALL THREE STOOGES
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I tried to do 12 days of Christmas but now there are Geese and Geese sh*t everywhere and this is a living hell.
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I will be the first person to write a Christmas Rap song.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The sheer amount of disrespect That I have had to endure in my lifetime is STAGGERING.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sleigh, Queen!
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Rudolph and the Amazing technicolor NoseCoat
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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We wanted to show you one of our 🎄. It has handmade, painted ornaments of all of our 🌈😇🐰 brothers and sisters...and us too! That's really me, Snowbelle, sitting on the bottom right. Jet's ornament is next to me. He is all over the place and won't sit on the table. Do you like it? 😊

#bunny #rabbit
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I saw it so now you have to see it
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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You're all welcome and safe here on this account

Everyone deserves happiness

As a bisexual person living in an openly homophobic country, I know how it feels to not be accepted or to feel unsafe

But please know that on this account, you are accepted, respected, and safe

🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them.

The cat:
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Im not happy unless I am making art. Which would explain why I am so unhappy all the time.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Had they opened the reverse-breastaurant Tallywackers in Las Vegas, it would have done well. But the dumbasses had to open one in TEXAS. TEXAS… really?
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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happy holidays
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Christians be like: “If god doesn’t exist, then how come my life is so great? Checkmate, Atheists.”
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The tree so far, curtesy of me
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have never seen fringe bangs look bad on a woman. Ever.
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Cutting toxic people out if your life hurts. It hurts a lot especially for empaths like myself, because there isn’t a single person on this Earth that isn’t struggling with something. But sometimes it is for the best and it can’t be helped.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
What if… we discussed the systematic utility of the Phytosaur post-dentary mandibular region… under the stars together.

Just kidding. Un… UnLESS…
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My sister, who continues to give her off entirely negative Chi, after all these years, has home back to California. I slept for 48 hours straight after, and i feel more relaxed now, knowing that the collective Chi of the house is a lot more positive now.
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM