Dustin Quillen
@dustinquillen.bsky.social
Writer, father, and three-time heavyweight champion of quitting social media
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Dustin Quillen
@dustinquillen.bsky.social
· Apr 30
Exciting news! From now on we’re putting Seaman from the 2000 Sega Dreamcast game Seaman in charge of everything. He’ll grade your kid’s papers. He’s gonna interpret your ultrasound results. All information will flow through Seaman. And before you ask: YES! He will cost us all trillions of dollars!
“Netflix employee Ed Boon” has the same sort of ick to it as “John Carmack of Facebook” did
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“Netflix employee Ed Boon” has the same sort of ick to it as “John Carmack of Facebook” did
Sharks, now is your opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the nation’s hottest ska-themed bar: it’s Horn Pub
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sharks, now is your opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the nation’s hottest ska-themed bar: it’s Horn Pub
Media consolidation makes basically everything worse and helps lay the groundwork for fascism. We all know this. On the other hand, the lawyers will be powerless the next time @stevelieberart.bsky.social wants to draw some Arrested Development stuff in a DC comic. Silver linings.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Media consolidation makes basically everything worse and helps lay the groundwork for fascism. We all know this. On the other hand, the lawyers will be powerless the next time @stevelieberart.bsky.social wants to draw some Arrested Development stuff in a DC comic. Silver linings.
Minneapolis Police: “Back off, Feds! Nobody terrorizes our citizens but us!”
Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara notes the MPD will not work with federal agents & says "In moments like this, I know how real the fear is in our community. People are going to want to speak out, protest, & exercise their 1st Amendment rights. We will absolutely defend people's right to do just that"
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Minneapolis Police: “Back off, Feds! Nobody terrorizes our citizens but us!”
Someone I was cooking for once told me not to give them any soy sauce or edamame because soy is “full of estrogen” and will “make you grow boobs” and I suppose that explains why everyone’s stereotypical view of the yakuza is a guy with sick tattoos and big naturals
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Someone I was cooking for once told me not to give them any soy sauce or edamame because soy is “full of estrogen” and will “make you grow boobs” and I suppose that explains why everyone’s stereotypical view of the yakuza is a guy with sick tattoos and big naturals
When I was a kid, a close friend informed me how hurtful it was to him and his family when I casually threw that word around. It immediately made sense to me, a tween at the time, and I dropped it.
Pretty sure that guy is now in prison for UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES, but… uh… we contain multitudes?
Pretty sure that guy is now in prison for UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES, but… uh… we contain multitudes?
Growing up with a sister who has a learning disability, I’ve seen people shout the R word at her. That was in the 80s and 90s. Now we’re in the 2020s and I am seeing world leaders and tech leaders use it and I cannot begin to tell you how devastating that is.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When I was a kid, a close friend informed me how hurtful it was to him and his family when I casually threw that word around. It immediately made sense to me, a tween at the time, and I dropped it.
Pretty sure that guy is now in prison for UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES, but… uh… we contain multitudes?
Pretty sure that guy is now in prison for UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES, but… uh… we contain multitudes?
Based on our current trajectory we might achieve the dream of a Pope who fucks (figuratively and literally) within my lifetime
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Based on our current trajectory we might achieve the dream of a Pope who fucks (figuratively and literally) within my lifetime
Back-to-back content drops devoted to The Simpsons and Kill Bill confirm it: Fortnite is a game for people in their 40s. Tell the children to give me all their V-Bucks. They are of no use to them now.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Back-to-back content drops devoted to The Simpsons and Kill Bill confirm it: Fortnite is a game for people in their 40s. Tell the children to give me all their V-Bucks. They are of no use to them now.
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Found this work of art on the floor and while neither of my children will claim responsibility for its creation they do both find it hilarious
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Found this work of art on the floor and while neither of my children will claim responsibility for its creation they do both find it hilarious
One of these men is literally a 71-year-old grandpa and the other keeps… interesting company
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
One of these men is literally a 71-year-old grandpa and the other keeps… interesting company
“A movie that takes place where you’re from”
Oh sure, let me get right on that. While I’m at it, here is a song with lyrics featuring my mother’s maiden name. How about a painting that reminds me of my first pet? A birthday cake with my routing number written out in candles?
NOT TODAY, SCAMMERS
Oh sure, let me get right on that. While I’m at it, here is a song with lyrics featuring my mother’s maiden name. How about a painting that reminds me of my first pet? A birthday cake with my routing number written out in candles?
NOT TODAY, SCAMMERS
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“A movie that takes place where you’re from”
Oh sure, let me get right on that. While I’m at it, here is a song with lyrics featuring my mother’s maiden name. How about a painting that reminds me of my first pet? A birthday cake with my routing number written out in candles?
NOT TODAY, SCAMMERS
Oh sure, let me get right on that. While I’m at it, here is a song with lyrics featuring my mother’s maiden name. How about a painting that reminds me of my first pet? A birthday cake with my routing number written out in candles?
NOT TODAY, SCAMMERS
Video games have never been as fun as the first time you knocked out Bald Bull. It’s all downhill from there.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Video games have never been as fun as the first time you knocked out Bald Bull. It’s all downhill from there.
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Why does this read like a page you would find in a creek next to a dildo store in Alan Wake
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Why does this read like a page you would find in a creek next to a dildo store in Alan Wake
Look, we didn’t want to explain all this, but the Epstein files contain literally cursed documents which could unravel the spell that’s sealed him in an arcane prison. Yes, Jeffrey Epstein is alive and a warlock of immeasurable power. The DOJ’s top sorcerers are working around the clock to hold him
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Look, we didn’t want to explain all this, but the Epstein files contain literally cursed documents which could unravel the spell that’s sealed him in an arcane prison. Yes, Jeffrey Epstein is alive and a warlock of immeasurable power. The DOJ’s top sorcerers are working around the clock to hold him
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
@jeffgerstmann.com so I asked on the stream yesterday if XP in Black Op 7 applied to the Battle Pass for last year’s game and upon playing it a bunch this morning I have learned: it does! In case anyone else was wondering (the game does not tell you this and there is conflicting info online)
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@jeffgerstmann.com so I asked on the stream yesterday if XP in Black Op 7 applied to the Battle Pass for last year’s game and upon playing it a bunch this morning I have learned: it does! In case anyone else was wondering (the game does not tell you this and there is conflicting info online)
They think investigating sex criminals on the Left is some huge own when Democrats themselves banished Al Franken to the Phantom Zone for being, like, a D-tier creep at best. Go for it, man
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
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November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They think investigating sex criminals on the Left is some huge own when Democrats themselves banished Al Franken to the Phantom Zone for being, like, a D-tier creep at best. Go for it, man
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In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
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November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein’s email correspondence reads like the last page in the diary of someone who is mid-zombie transformation in a Resident Evil game
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Jeffrey Epstein’s email correspondence reads like the last page in the diary of someone who is mid-zombie transformation in a Resident Evil game
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
Back in high school a friend and I were convinced our Accounting teacher could monitor our computer usage from his desk, so, as a goof, we would send emails back and forth containing nothing but the teacher’s full government name in all caps.
Anyway, these old perverts were emailing about WHAT now?
Anyway, these old perverts were emailing about WHAT now?
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Back in high school a friend and I were convinced our Accounting teacher could monitor our computer usage from his desk, so, as a goof, we would send emails back and forth containing nothing but the teacher’s full government name in all caps.
Anyway, these old perverts were emailing about WHAT now?
Anyway, these old perverts were emailing about WHAT now?