DustinYourEyes
@dustinyoureyes.bsky.social
32. He/him, demi. Thinker, tinker, shitposter, punsmith, science gremlin. Enabler of interesting content. I push buttons 'til the buttons push back.
Ah yes, 'pivot to video'. Three of the most dreadful and dangerous words by which any industry can be hypnotized.
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Ah yes, 'pivot to video'. Three of the most dreadful and dangerous words by which any industry can be hypnotized.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
🎶 COMBINE GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES! 🎶
🎶 WAKE UP, FREEMAN! SMELL THE ASHES! 🎶
Come celebrate (Orange) Boxing Day with @willovergard.bsky.social and friends aboard the Longship!
twitch.tv/viking_blonde
🎶 WAKE UP, FREEMAN! SMELL THE ASHES! 🎶
Come celebrate (Orange) Boxing Day with @willovergard.bsky.social and friends aboard the Longship!
twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Viking_Blonde - Twitch
Orange Boxing Day: A RED SPY HAS ENTERED THE BASE!
twitch.tv
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
🎶 COMBINE GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES! 🎶
🎶 WAKE UP, FREEMAN! SMELL THE ASHES! 🎶
Come celebrate (Orange) Boxing Day with @willovergard.bsky.social and friends aboard the Longship!
twitch.tv/viking_blonde
🎶 WAKE UP, FREEMAN! SMELL THE ASHES! 🎶
Come celebrate (Orange) Boxing Day with @willovergard.bsky.social and friends aboard the Longship!
twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Cramming a ramen packet into a ramen bowl so I can have 100% more noodle per soup.
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cramming a ramen packet into a ramen bowl so I can have 100% more noodle per soup.
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R.I.P. Perry Bamonte, guitarist and keyboardist for @thecure.com
The Cure's Perry Bamonte Dead At 65
Perry Bamonte, guitarist and keyboardist for the Cure, has died. According to a statement the band shared on their website, Bamonte passed away from a short illness over Christmas at his home. He was ...
stereogum.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
R.I.P. Perry Bamonte, guitarist and keyboardist for @thecure.com
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I don't want gen AI in my software
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don't want gen AI in my software
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
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"ZOOTOPIA 3" writers frantically rewriting to incorporate Bird Jesus like:
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
Endangered Chick Appears in 'Christmas Miracle' Hatching to Parents Thought Infertile
A breeding pair of endangered takahē birds in New Zealand were found to be rearing a chick, having previously been thought of as infertile.
www.goodnewsnetwork.org
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"ZOOTOPIA 3" writers frantically rewriting to incorporate Bird Jesus like:
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
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THE PORTRAIT
(A ghost story in the form of a Petrarchan sonnet)
(A ghost story in the form of a Petrarchan sonnet)
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
THE PORTRAIT
(A ghost story in the form of a Petrarchan sonnet)
(A ghost story in the form of a Petrarchan sonnet)
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He's making a list
He's redacting his list
He's improperly redacted his list
He's just found a million more files
He's redacting his list
He's improperly redacted his list
He's just found a million more files
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He's making a list
He's redacting his list
He's improperly redacted his list
He's just found a million more files
He's redacting his list
He's improperly redacted his list
He's just found a million more files
Febreze Navidad to all who smellebrate.
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Febreze Navidad to all who smellebrate.
Listen to the man that has forever raised the bar on Committment to The Bit by making a baby purely out of Commitment to The Bit.
Go play the SWBTS demo.
SHORT THAT BABY!
Go play the SWBTS demo.
SHORT THAT BABY!
My Christmas Eve gift to you is that you can play the first two full campaigns of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator RIGHT NOW, for free, in our demo.
If you wanna give ME the present of a wishlist... I mean.
I wouldn't say no.
👀
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
If you wanna give ME the present of a wishlist... I mean.
I wouldn't say no.
👀
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Listen to the man that has forever raised the bar on Committment to The Bit by making a baby purely out of Commitment to The Bit.
Go play the SWBTS demo.
SHORT THAT BABY!
Go play the SWBTS demo.
SHORT THAT BABY!
I wonder if Martin Mull enjoyed mulled wine and mulled cider around the holiday season.
#ShowerThoughts
#ShowerThoughts
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I wonder if Martin Mull enjoyed mulled wine and mulled cider around the holiday season.
#ShowerThoughts
#ShowerThoughts
Real-Life Pokemon Masters of History:
Charles Darwin.
Jane Goodall.
Steve Irwin.
Jeremy Wade.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#ShowerThoughts
Charles Darwin.
Jane Goodall.
Steve Irwin.
Jeremy Wade.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#ShowerThoughts
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Real-Life Pokemon Masters of History:
Charles Darwin.
Jane Goodall.
Steve Irwin.
Jeremy Wade.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#ShowerThoughts
Charles Darwin.
Jane Goodall.
Steve Irwin.
Jeremy Wade.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#ShowerThoughts
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FATHER CHRISTMAS (Lipogram*)
At Christmas,
a charismatic
arctic artist
stirs....
Fat as a heifer,
he feasts.
He creates.
He cherishes sherries.
He caters. He sates.
He characterises cheer.
(*Using only the 10 letters of its title: e, a, t, i, s, h, r, m, f, c)
At Christmas,
a charismatic
arctic artist
stirs....
Fat as a heifer,
he feasts.
He creates.
He cherishes sherries.
He caters. He sates.
He characterises cheer.
(*Using only the 10 letters of its title: e, a, t, i, s, h, r, m, f, c)
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
FATHER CHRISTMAS (Lipogram*)
At Christmas,
a charismatic
arctic artist
stirs....
Fat as a heifer,
he feasts.
He creates.
He cherishes sherries.
He caters. He sates.
He characterises cheer.
(*Using only the 10 letters of its title: e, a, t, i, s, h, r, m, f, c)
At Christmas,
a charismatic
arctic artist
stirs....
Fat as a heifer,
he feasts.
He creates.
He cherishes sherries.
He caters. He sates.
He characterises cheer.
(*Using only the 10 letters of its title: e, a, t, i, s, h, r, m, f, c)
I don't care if James Cameron ships Spitfire with Rainbow Dash, I'm still not watching his flopbluster of a movie.
The third “Avatar” movie has also grossed over $257 million in international markets, for a combined total of $345 million.
‘Avatar: Fire And Ash’ Opens With $88 Million—Falling Behind Last ‘Avatar’ Film
The third “Avatar” movie has also grossed over $257 million in international markets, for a combined total of $345 million.
www.forbes.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I don't care if James Cameron ships Spitfire with Rainbow Dash, I'm still not watching his flopbluster of a movie.
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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It's that day again but I'm in a fightin' mood. May you all have the best Monday possible. 🤘🏼😈
![I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A BAD DAY
THE DAY IS GONNA HAVE A BAD ME
[ILLUSTRATION OF A CAT WITH KNIVES IN EACH PAW, RAISING THEM UP, WITH FLAMES SURROUNDING THEM @LIFEWITHBURU]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcvpjkdcsdotgvcgdf6epyoe/bafkreie2xpscdxytz5z5425nor7av2f66b64mow526mi6towcbmgzndriy@jpeg)
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that day again but I'm in a fightin' mood. May you all have the best Monday possible. 🤘🏼😈
Dustination Unknown presents:
BANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, SERIES 1
"Modern art into which anyone can invest!"
(from left to right)
Leaning Tower of Pennies
Bang for Your Bawk (Orange Flowers)
Coke Addiction
Bang for Your Bawk (Mint Green)
Royal Treasury [SOLD]
BANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, SERIES 1
"Modern art into which anyone can invest!"
(from left to right)
Leaning Tower of Pennies
Bang for Your Bawk (Orange Flowers)
Coke Addiction
Bang for Your Bawk (Mint Green)
Royal Treasury [SOLD]
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dustination Unknown presents:
BANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, SERIES 1
"Modern art into which anyone can invest!"
(from left to right)
Leaning Tower of Pennies
Bang for Your Bawk (Orange Flowers)
Coke Addiction
Bang for Your Bawk (Mint Green)
Royal Treasury [SOLD]
BANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, SERIES 1
"Modern art into which anyone can invest!"
(from left to right)
Leaning Tower of Pennies
Bang for Your Bawk (Orange Flowers)
Coke Addiction
Bang for Your Bawk (Mint Green)
Royal Treasury [SOLD]
Remember: the point of the Snairway to Sneaven is to take joy in how far you have come, not to take sorrow in how far you have left to go.
Come and join @willovergard.bsky.social on his smooth snailing journey past 40% and beyond!
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Come and join @willovergard.bsky.social on his smooth snailing journey past 40% and beyond!
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Viking_Blonde - Twitch
SNAIRWAY TO SNEAVEN
www.twitch.tv
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Remember: the point of the Snairway to Sneaven is to take joy in how far you have come, not to take sorrow in how far you have left to go.
Come and join @willovergard.bsky.social on his smooth snailing journey past 40% and beyond!
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Come and join @willovergard.bsky.social on his smooth snailing journey past 40% and beyond!
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
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Come watch the most pulse pounding heart rendering action on Twitch! You'll pay for the whole snail but you'll only need the shell!
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Come watch the most pulse pounding heart rendering action on Twitch! You'll pay for the whole snail but you'll only need the shell!
OUR SNAIL IS THE SNAIL THAT WILL SNIERCE THE SNEAVENS!
Snail Simulator: The Snairway to Sneaven.
Come on in and witness the slowest speedrun in the history of Twitch-dot-television.
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Snail Simulator: The Snairway to Sneaven.
Come on in and witness the slowest speedrun in the history of Twitch-dot-television.
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
December 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
OUR SNAIL IS THE SNAIL THAT WILL SNIERCE THE SNEAVENS!
Snail Simulator: The Snairway to Sneaven.
Come on in and witness the slowest speedrun in the history of Twitch-dot-television.
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Snail Simulator: The Snairway to Sneaven.
Come on in and witness the slowest speedrun in the history of Twitch-dot-television.
www.twitch.tv/viking_blonde
Tired: Merry Chrysler, Happy Honda Days, etc.
Inspired: Febreze Navidad!
Inspired: Febreze Navidad!
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Tired: Merry Chrysler, Happy Honda Days, etc.
Inspired: Febreze Navidad!
Inspired: Febreze Navidad!
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
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E33 winning both Independent/Debut Indie category, uhh can we throw kiggles into prison for that one yeah?
also man did he ever kill that term last night, goes right into the same bucket as "cozy" "variety" "RPG"
also man did he ever kill that term last night, goes right into the same bucket as "cozy" "variety" "RPG"
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
E33 winning both Independent/Debut Indie category, uhh can we throw kiggles into prison for that one yeah?
also man did he ever kill that term last night, goes right into the same bucket as "cozy" "variety" "RPG"
also man did he ever kill that term last night, goes right into the same bucket as "cozy" "variety" "RPG"