Dan Valero Fletcher
@dvfletcher.bsky.social
Creator of The Luchador: 1,000 Fights of El Fuego Fuerte | xNetflix xDisney
www.theluchadorpod.com
www.theluchadorpod.com
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
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I see we’re doing the “Do turtles have a house inside their shells?” discourse again
Yes, of course they have a cozy little cottage with a couch and chairs. Obviously they have a hat stand. Where else would they put their fedora?
Yes, of course they have a cozy little cottage with a couch and chairs. Obviously they have a hat stand. Where else would they put their fedora?
September 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I see we’re doing the “Do turtles have a house inside their shells?” discourse again
Yes, of course they have a cozy little cottage with a couch and chairs. Obviously they have a hat stand. Where else would they put their fedora?
Yes, of course they have a cozy little cottage with a couch and chairs. Obviously they have a hat stand. Where else would they put their fedora?
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No paragraph on Earth opens with a bigger flex.
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
No paragraph on Earth opens with a bigger flex.
Duolingo viral advertising has gone too far
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Duolingo viral advertising has gone too far
My script “Animal Style” is a semifinalist in the Austin Film Festival and keeps on trucking. Gonna be attending this years fest as well. Always a good time 🎥
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My script “Animal Style” is a semifinalist in the Austin Film Festival and keeps on trucking. Gonna be attending this years fest as well. Always a good time 🎥
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
Reject modernity become fish
September 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reject modernity become fish
Now I need to see The Smashing Machine in theaters 10x to guarantee this bonkers follow-up that Rock and Benny have planned gets made. Just look at those hip lizards baby
September 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Now I need to see The Smashing Machine in theaters 10x to guarantee this bonkers follow-up that Rock and Benny have planned gets made. Just look at those hip lizards baby
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Perfect name for my new noise metal band
"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."
August 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Perfect name for my new noise metal band
There’s an episode of Bluey where the dog dad goes “tough crowd” while miming the signature Rodney Dangerfield tie adjustment. This confirms an epic animated shared universe never before imagined
August 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There’s an episode of Bluey where the dog dad goes “tough crowd” while miming the signature Rodney Dangerfield tie adjustment. This confirms an epic animated shared universe never before imagined
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The power of cinema to bring two people together
President John F. Kennedy watched the movie Expresso Bongo (1959) at the White House with "1 guest" on August 19, 1961.
Typically, the guests are named in the White House projectionist's log book but this one was anonymous. The First Lady was out of town that night.
Typically, the guests are named in the White House projectionist's log book but this one was anonymous. The First Lady was out of town that night.
August 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The power of cinema to bring two people together
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bawitaba is short for "baby with a badattitude"
August 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
bawitaba is short for "baby with a badattitude"
Tag yourself. I’m French fry staircase
August 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tag yourself. I’m French fry staircase
Is Gulliver a kaiju?
August 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Is Gulliver a kaiju?
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(Jurassic Park 16. The heroes are running from a genetically modified T-Rex with eight beefy human arms)
Very elderly Ian Malcolm: It was hubris to create the Punchasaurus
Very elderly Ian Malcolm: It was hubris to create the Punchasaurus
July 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
(Jurassic Park 16. The heroes are running from a genetically modified T-Rex with eight beefy human arms)
Very elderly Ian Malcolm: It was hubris to create the Punchasaurus
Very elderly Ian Malcolm: It was hubris to create the Punchasaurus
Chill Lofi Hip Hop to Study/Grill to
July 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Chill Lofi Hip Hop to Study/Grill to
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall