Dan
@dwillpill.bsky.social
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Me, dying of a disease that was considered eradicated in the United States in 1937:
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me, dying of a disease that was considered eradicated in the United States in 1937:
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
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Q. will things get better eventually?
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
January 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Q. will things get better eventually?
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
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computers are for r&d, not r&b
December 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
computers are for r&d, not r&b
Global warming is a thing I hate
August 14, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Global warming is a thing I hate