Dan
@dwillpill.bsky.social
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Me, dying of a disease that was considered eradicated in the United States in 1937:
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me, dying of a disease that was considered eradicated in the United States in 1937:
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
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Somebody else stand up, come on Democrats!
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Somebody else stand up, come on Democrats!
I love my algorithm :)
February 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I love my algorithm :)
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Q. will things get better eventually?
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
January 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Q. will things get better eventually?
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
A. no, it will get worse when they find out what you actually did
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computers are for r&d, not r&b
December 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
computers are for r&d, not r&b
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Woke up this morning
Got yourself a drone
Got yourself a drone
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a drone
Got yourself a drone
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this place has a lot more than 140 characters if you ask me!
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
this place has a lot more than 140 characters if you ask me!
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Everything reminds me of him. His penis looked just like that.
Not to get political on here but uhhh does this bite of food remind you of somebody?
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Everything reminds me of him. His penis looked just like that.
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For years philosophers have posited the possibility of Evil Cop Steve Brule.
Tom Homan makes clear that he's prepared to more or less go to war with cities that resist federal mass deportations
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
For years philosophers have posited the possibility of Evil Cop Steve Brule.
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Old piece but relevant as ever www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...
God will punish them
I would want to drink their blood
www.welcometohellworld.com
October 14, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Old piece but relevant as ever www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...
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i bought a tube of toothpaste because the box said it has charcoal in it. no idea why i would ever want that or think it's a good idea, but there must be some reason for it. being stupid is awesome
October 13, 2023 at 8:52 PM
i bought a tube of toothpaste because the box said it has charcoal in it. no idea why i would ever want that or think it's a good idea, but there must be some reason for it. being stupid is awesome