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David
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*Quietly deleting all evidence of the Aldi Coyote.*

"Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I've seen the new Frankenstein movie, I've read the 1818 first edition, and I know which way the discourse is going to go. So let me just get this handy chart ready to go.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Nice movie, @realgdt.bsky.social, but we'll see you in court:
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we deserve, but not the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we need right now.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Let he who is without sin cast the first steawn.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Morning affirmation for O's fans: "World Series Game One Winning Pitcher Seranthony Domínguez."
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Dueling World Series TOOTBLANS.

Catch the fever!!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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this is so huge for me omg
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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You can only truly enjoy baseball if you have no rooting interest. Otherwise it's the most miserable fuckin' experience going.
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Antifa Manual and MLB Extra Innings for some reason.
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Release the Steinbeck werewolf novel!
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Weakerthans (communistly): haha yeah Fuck the man! A specter haunting [my street]

Weakerthans (little vignette about life): woah yeah, life is like moment after moment a lot sad but contemplative and transient , it do be like that

Weakerthans (a cat 🐈‍⬛): 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60
September 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Ghanian poster for JURASSIC PARK (1993), directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Sam Neill - BOTD in 1947
September 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am anti-car and this car rules. Bring back sealed beam headlights and steelies.
August 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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the west coast road trip builds character. you do not truly become a fan until you’ve waited all damn day to watch your team get walked off by the angels and gone to bed sad at 12:43 AM
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM