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David @romanticslob.bsky.social · Nov 7
Me turning back the clock: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me in darkness at 5:30 PM: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
romanticslob.bsky.social
*Quietly deleting all evidence of the Aldi Coyote.*

"Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."
lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
romanticslob.bsky.social
I've seen the new Frankenstein movie, I've read the 1818 first edition, and I know which way the discourse is going to go. So let me just get this handy chart ready to go.
Bell Curve Meme Lower Bell Curve (dumb guy): Frankenstein is a serial killer. Middle Bell Curve (angry nerd): "Frankenstein" is actually the name of Victor Frankenstein, the creator of the monster. "Frankenstein's monster" is tragically misunderstood. It is Victor Frankenstein who is the REAL monster. Upper Bell Curve (wise sage): Frankenstein's monster is a serial killer.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
romanticslob.bsky.social
Nice movie, @realgdt.bsky.social, but we'll see you in court:
Pro Se 1 (Rev. 12/16) Complaint for a Civil Case United States District Court for the Central District of California, Western Division Victor Frankenstein Alphonse Frankenstein Plaintiff(s) vs. Guillermo del Toro Gómez Defendant(s) COMPLAINT FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER BACKGROUND I am by birth a Genevese, and my family is one of the most distinguished of that republic. My ancestors had been for many years counsellors and syndics, and my father had filled several public situations with honour and reputation. He was respected by all who knew him for his integrity and indefatigable attention to public business. He passed his younger days perpetually occupied by the affairs of his country; a variety of circumstances had prevented his marrying early, nor was it until the decline of life that he became a husband and the father of a family. As the circumstances of his marriage illustrate his character, I cannot refrain from relating them. One of his most intimate friends was a merchant who, from a flourishing state, fell, through numerous mischances, into poverty. This man, whose name was Beaufort, was of a proud and unbending disposition and could not bear to live in poverty and oblivion in the same country where he had formerly been distinguished for his rank and magnificence. Having paid his debts, therefore, in the most honourable manner, he retreated with his daughter to the town of Lucerne, where he lived unknown and in wretchedness. My father loved Beaufort with the truest friendship and was deeply grieved by his retreat in these unfortunate circumstances. He bitterly deplored the false pride which led his friend to a conduct so little worthy of the affection that united them. He lost no time in endeavouring to seek him out, with the hope of persuading him to begin the world again through his credit and assistance. Beaufort had taken effectual measures to conceal himself, and it was ten months before my father discovered his abode. Overjoyed at this d…
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
romanticslob.bsky.social
It's the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we deserve, but not the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we need right now.
jamieson.bsky.social Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 6d
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
romanticslob.bsky.social
Brad Pitt saying "how can you not be romantic about baseball," but instead of a screenshot from "Moneyball," it's a screenshot from the end of "Se7en" (Brad Pitt is distraught).
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
romanticslob.bsky.social
Let he who is without sin cast the first steawn.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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sky.skymarchini.net
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17d
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
romanticslob.bsky.social
Dune "lisan al gaib" meme but it says "Lisan Albernaz."
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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mattielubchansky.com
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
romanticslob.bsky.social
Morning affirmation for O's fans: "World Series Game One Winning Pitcher Seranthony Domínguez."
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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mollyknight.bsky.social
Dueling World Series TOOTBLANS.

Catch the fever!!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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katewagner.wehwalt.net
this is so huge for me omg
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
You can only truly enjoy baseball if you have no rooting interest. Otherwise it's the most miserable fuckin' experience going.
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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boboispost.ing
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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yayroger.bsky.social
Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Antifa Manual and MLB Extra Innings for some reason.
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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harleyramseywriter.bsky.social
Release the Steinbeck werewolf novel!
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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billhookunion.beanyear.com
Weakerthans (communistly): haha yeah Fuck the man! A specter haunting [my street]

Weakerthans (little vignette about life): woah yeah, life is like moment after moment a lot sad but contemplative and transient , it do be like that

Weakerthans (a cat 🐈‍⬛): 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Apollo and Daphne, artist unknown, 1630-60
September 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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gaijinrando.bsky.social
Ghanian poster for JURASSIC PARK (1993), directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Sam Neill - BOTD in 1947
Poster features a painting of a dinosaur eating a person.
September 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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unfortunatebawlmor.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
romanticslob.bsky.social
Adley Rutschman handing off a football to Jackson Holliday (in Baltimore Ravens helmet) after Holliday hit a solo home run with two outs in the bottom of the ninth to break up a no-hitter. The Orioles would go on to win the game, four to three.
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
romanticslob.bsky.social
I am anti-car and this car rules. Bring back sealed beam headlights and steelies.
August 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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maitreyiaa.bsky.social
the west coast road trip builds character. you do not truly become a fan until you’ve waited all damn day to watch your team get walked off by the angels and gone to bed sad at 12:43 AM
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM