Dzhawzhua Tschort
@dzhawsh.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Somewhat-sub-clinical autist; special interests include systems and people. Not great at being broadly understood. Used to it. Mean well.
Blunt and cryptic.
Somewhat-sub-clinical autist; special interests include systems and people. Not great at being broadly understood. Used to it. Mean well.
Blunt and cryptic.
1. Morbius
2. Morbius: Reloaded
3. 3ven m0rbius
4. Fourbius
2. Morbius: Reloaded
3. 3ven m0rbius
4. Fourbius
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
1. Morbius
2. Morbius: Reloaded
3. 3ven m0rbius
4. Fourbius
2. Morbius: Reloaded
3. 3ven m0rbius
4. Fourbius
hey, "I"'m trying to form an identity within a seemingly-hostile space, and, not to project, but this is rough
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
hey, "I"'m trying to form an identity within a seemingly-hostile space, and, not to project, but this is rough
Oh. So it’s bad here, too, but at least it’s not “Bad Like That”.
April 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Oh. So it’s bad here, too, but at least it’s not “Bad Like That”.
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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
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A critical point.
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A critical point.
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Let’s be really clear here.
This administration isn’t cutting funds to help Americans.
It’s cutting funds to put into wealthy pockets.
If you don’t see this yet.
You are an utter moron. The kind of moron they like. Because you are their target audience.
This administration isn’t cutting funds to help Americans.
It’s cutting funds to put into wealthy pockets.
If you don’t see this yet.
You are an utter moron. The kind of moron they like. Because you are their target audience.
February 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Let’s be really clear here.
This administration isn’t cutting funds to help Americans.
It’s cutting funds to put into wealthy pockets.
If you don’t see this yet.
You are an utter moron. The kind of moron they like. Because you are their target audience.
This administration isn’t cutting funds to help Americans.
It’s cutting funds to put into wealthy pockets.
If you don’t see this yet.
You are an utter moron. The kind of moron they like. Because you are their target audience.
A berobèd person approached and shat.
They turned to the proximal gawkers,
a mix of disgust, detachment, and delight
smeared across the assembled faces.
Behold! A sandwich! Said one face.
What a wondrous treat!
Everyone had seen what had happened.
Yet the cheers of sandwich spread..
They turned to the proximal gawkers,
a mix of disgust, detachment, and delight
smeared across the assembled faces.
Behold! A sandwich! Said one face.
What a wondrous treat!
Everyone had seen what had happened.
Yet the cheers of sandwich spread..
February 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A berobèd person approached and shat.
They turned to the proximal gawkers,
a mix of disgust, detachment, and delight
smeared across the assembled faces.
Behold! A sandwich! Said one face.
What a wondrous treat!
Everyone had seen what had happened.
Yet the cheers of sandwich spread..
They turned to the proximal gawkers,
a mix of disgust, detachment, and delight
smeared across the assembled faces.
Behold! A sandwich! Said one face.
What a wondrous treat!
Everyone had seen what had happened.
Yet the cheers of sandwich spread..
The Head of the Department of Grifting Elon sports mark X Æ A-12 organic toddler armor. Interesting!@
February 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Head of the Department of Grifting Elon sports mark X Æ A-12 organic toddler armor. Interesting!@
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So I'm a "serf" simply because I'm rooting for my own subjugation? Did you even consider that the lord says these changes will actually be good for me?
February 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So I'm a "serf" simply because I'm rooting for my own subjugation? Did you even consider that the lord says these changes will actually be good for me?
I'm furiously saving up all of the money that I can, taking it from everywhere and everyone that I can.. in order to have enough to fix the world. It's the perfect plan!
February 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm furiously saving up all of the money that I can, taking it from everywhere and everyone that I can.. in order to have enough to fix the world. It's the perfect plan!
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A thing that's real: *happens*
Like 40% of people: lol no it didn't
A thing that's fake: *does not happen*
Like 40% of people: lol yes it did
Like 40% of people: lol no it didn't
A thing that's fake: *does not happen*
Like 40% of people: lol yes it did
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A thing that's real: *happens*
Like 40% of people: lol no it didn't
A thing that's fake: *does not happen*
Like 40% of people: lol yes it did
Like 40% of people: lol no it didn't
A thing that's fake: *does not happen*
Like 40% of people: lol yes it did
Maybe we can make some sort of permanent Ketamine trap for Elon; like drip feed him forever in a room full of disconnected knobs and levers with a hologram of a burning planet or something?
Mark Cuban? Sharks? IRS? We can get this built!
Mark Cuban? Sharks? IRS? We can get this built!
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Maybe we can make some sort of permanent Ketamine trap for Elon; like drip feed him forever in a room full of disconnected knobs and levers with a hologram of a burning planet or something?
Mark Cuban? Sharks? IRS? We can get this built!
Mark Cuban? Sharks? IRS? We can get this built!
These fucks voted for “America First” in the same way that Germans once voted for “Germany First”. Not a single functional brain cell involved.
February 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
These fucks voted for “America First” in the same way that Germans once voted for “Germany First”. Not a single functional brain cell involved.
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My God, I feel this post as much as any I have read in the last month
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My God, I feel this post as much as any I have read in the last month
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We're in the midst of a thick entanglement of backlashes: against racial and gender progress in the U.S., by unreconstructed white supremacists against the end of colonial domination, and by tech plutocrats backlash against people calling them out for their unaccountable shit.
Joshua Steinman was in the 1st Trump admin. Tech billionaire Peter Thiel backs Steinman’s company, Galvinick, via Founders Fund. Yesterday, Steinman wrote, “Nobody wants to talk about this, but the # of men one wld need to take South Africa right now is embarrassingly small.” He cc’d Erik Prince. 1/
February 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We're in the midst of a thick entanglement of backlashes: against racial and gender progress in the U.S., by unreconstructed white supremacists against the end of colonial domination, and by tech plutocrats backlash against people calling them out for their unaccountable shit.
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Don’t let your cynicism neuter your ability to see good, to see where light is being nourished where people are starting to fight back. Cynicism will blind you and lead you away from the real fight towards a fight with ghosts that only exist inside yourself.
February 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Don’t let your cynicism neuter your ability to see good, to see where light is being nourished where people are starting to fight back. Cynicism will blind you and lead you away from the real fight towards a fight with ghosts that only exist inside yourself.
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Can anyone stop President Musk?
Can anyone stop President Musk?
A republic, if you can keep it.
buff.ly
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can anyone stop President Musk?
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Also called resilience targeting-
February 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Also called resilience targeting-
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new foreign policy strategy just dropped: Trump Doctrine
0) have world's largest economy (vv important do not skip)
1) point gun at self
2) scream "I'LL DO IT, I'LL FUCKING DO IT, IT'LL BE SO EXPENSIVE TO CLEAN UP, I'M FUCKING CRAZY"
3) get everything you want
4) optional: do it anyway
0) have world's largest economy (vv important do not skip)
1) point gun at self
2) scream "I'LL DO IT, I'LL FUCKING DO IT, IT'LL BE SO EXPENSIVE TO CLEAN UP, I'M FUCKING CRAZY"
3) get everything you want
4) optional: do it anyway
February 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
new foreign policy strategy just dropped: Trump Doctrine
0) have world's largest economy (vv important do not skip)
1) point gun at self
2) scream "I'LL DO IT, I'LL FUCKING DO IT, IT'LL BE SO EXPENSIVE TO CLEAN UP, I'M FUCKING CRAZY"
3) get everything you want
4) optional: do it anyway
0) have world's largest economy (vv important do not skip)
1) point gun at self
2) scream "I'LL DO IT, I'LL FUCKING DO IT, IT'LL BE SO EXPENSIVE TO CLEAN UP, I'M FUCKING CRAZY"
3) get everything you want
4) optional: do it anyway
Truth isn’t some silly billionaire-controlled social media corporation. Well, ok, due to a sneaky little branding twist, “it”’s not not-that, either. Epistemology into the wind.
REPORTER: Does Musk or anyone at DOGE have direct access through the government systems to how money is dispersed?
TRUMP: No. Nothing.
TRUMP: No. Nothing.
February 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Truth isn’t some silly billionaire-controlled social media corporation. Well, ok, due to a sneaky little branding twist, “it”’s not not-that, either. Epistemology into the wind.
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What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.
February 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.