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Texas Bans Consensual Sex
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June 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Texas Bans Consensual Sex
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Hey bsky, roast my email script I'm grafting into a CI pipeline. I run DevOps for a particular class at my university and I'm trying to spin up an email alert service -- folks don't know to check the Actions tab on GH for obscure actions (nightly builds, releases)
pastebin.com/XgtTvA0Y
pwd: alert
pastebin.com/XgtTvA0Y
pwd: alert
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December 31, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Hey bsky, roast my email script I'm grafting into a CI pipeline. I run DevOps for a particular class at my university and I'm trying to spin up an email alert service -- folks don't know to check the Actions tab on GH for obscure actions (nightly builds, releases)
pastebin.com/XgtTvA0Y
pwd: alert
pastebin.com/XgtTvA0Y
pwd: alert
Soup is just an excuse to eat oyster crackers
December 11, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Soup is just an excuse to eat oyster crackers
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People: What productivity software do you use?
Me:
Me:
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
People: What productivity software do you use?
Me:
Me:
h t t p col and slash
you can spoof me in a flash
you can spoof me in a flash
December 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
h t t p col and slash
you can spoof me in a flash
you can spoof me in a flash
Dear students: if you ping me at 4 in the morning on Teams complaining about your grade, I'm going to lower your final score by 20%.
December 6, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Dear students: if you ping me at 4 in the morning on Teams complaining about your grade, I'm going to lower your final score by 20%.
awk on my sed until i grep
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 AM
awk on my sed until i grep
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Parents Completely Jacked 3 Months Into Retirement
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Parents Completely Jacked 3 Months Into Retirement
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Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
Got tone policed for calling gecs mid and preferring dorian electra. On fucking 4tran.
happy new year 2016 is written in red letters
ALT: happy new year 2016 is written in red letters
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Got tone policed for calling gecs mid and preferring dorian electra. On fucking 4tran.
first repperhon vice president elect in us history
November 29, 2024 at 1:45 AM
first repperhon vice president elect in us history
All these commercials showing people chop dry ass carrots... y'all ever hear of a peeler?
November 28, 2024 at 11:45 PM
All these commercials showing people chop dry ass carrots... y'all ever hear of a peeler?
If I have to hear "Seasons of Love" one more time, I'm gonna join Evita the Akita in the courtyard of the Gracie Mews
November 28, 2024 at 11:33 PM
If I have to hear "Seasons of Love" one more time, I'm gonna join Evita the Akita in the courtyard of the Gracie Mews
"Deployed to an undisclosed location"
just another day in the united snakes of amerikkka smdh
just another day in the united snakes of amerikkka smdh
November 28, 2024 at 9:35 PM
"Deployed to an undisclosed location"
just another day in the united snakes of amerikkka smdh
just another day in the united snakes of amerikkka smdh
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217-215 means maximum dysfunction for House Republicans, the best available outcome with the POTUS and Senate results being what they are.
We're 100% screwed with judges and SCOTUS, but this outcome is arguably preferable to Democrats having a 2-vote margin. Let them fight.
We're 100% screwed with judges and SCOTUS, but this outcome is arguably preferable to Democrats having a 2-vote margin. Let them fight.
November 27, 2024 at 12:57 AM
217-215 means maximum dysfunction for House Republicans, the best available outcome with the POTUS and Senate results being what they are.
We're 100% screwed with judges and SCOTUS, but this outcome is arguably preferable to Democrats having a 2-vote margin. Let them fight.
We're 100% screwed with judges and SCOTUS, but this outcome is arguably preferable to Democrats having a 2-vote margin. Let them fight.
i need this asap
This one-pot creamy pasta comes together in minutes, and requires zero prep and minimal cleanup. nyti.ms/3Oo09fo
November 26, 2024 at 8:27 PM
i need this asap
the less you think about trans stuff the happier your life is, tbqh
November 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
the less you think about trans stuff the happier your life is, tbqh
do i want to get cancelled chat?
You are not going to believe it when I tell you the first example that this NYT article uses to encourage not being confrontational over transgender rights is that we were too confrontational towards...
JK Rowling.
The woman who openly denies trans people were ever targeted in the Holocaust.
JK Rowling.
The woman who openly denies trans people were ever targeted in the Holocaust.
November 26, 2024 at 8:22 PM
do i want to get cancelled chat?
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I’m eating nothing but maple syrup and avocados until January
Trump going with 25% blanket tariffs on Canada and Mexico on day 1
November 26, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I’m eating nothing but maple syrup and avocados until January
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Ban pharmaceutical ads!
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Ban pharmaceutical ads!
Zippe-type washing machines, a perfect commodity for a new nuclear age.
November 26, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Zippe-type washing machines, a perfect commodity for a new nuclear age.
Ideal clothes washing machine: one with a spin function that I can keep going & going & going.
Penultimate clothes washing machine: one that actually spins my clothes while using the best wash setting.
Penultimate clothes washing machine: one that actually spins my clothes while using the best wash setting.
November 26, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Ideal clothes washing machine: one with a spin function that I can keep going & going & going.
Penultimate clothes washing machine: one that actually spins my clothes while using the best wash setting.
Penultimate clothes washing machine: one that actually spins my clothes while using the best wash setting.
this feels like twitter should feel, and frankly that's irreplaceable
November 25, 2024 at 7:13 AM
this feels like twitter should feel, and frankly that's irreplaceable
jimmy wake up
November 24, 2024 at 9:15 AM
jimmy wake up