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Merry Christmas, Mr. President!!
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Merry Christmas, Mr. President!!
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twelve maids a-milking
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
twelve maids a-milking
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
eleven maids a-milking
ten maids a-milking
nine maids a-milking
eight maids a-milking
seven maids a-milking
six maids a-milking
fiveeeeeee golden rings
four maids a-milking
three maids a-milking
two maids a-milking
and a maid milking in a pear tree
Anyone still on the fence about calling this regime fascist is a fascist, I'm calling it here. There's been a million lines in the sand and there's no more sand left. If you aren't antifa, you're a fucking Nazi. Tell your family at dinner today.
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Anyone still on the fence about calling this regime fascist is a fascist, I'm calling it here. There's been a million lines in the sand and there's no more sand left. If you aren't antifa, you're a fucking Nazi. Tell your family at dinner today.
You are legally allowed to remove the Santa hats, defecate in them, and then return them to the Guard.
This IS your legal right and this IS legal advice from me, your lawyer, an opossum on BetterTwitter
Merry not-Christmas and throw a rock at ICE
This IS your legal right and this IS legal advice from me, your lawyer, an opossum on BetterTwitter
Merry not-Christmas and throw a rock at ICE
Oh my god.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You are legally allowed to remove the Santa hats, defecate in them, and then return them to the Guard.
This IS your legal right and this IS legal advice from me, your lawyer, an opossum on BetterTwitter
Merry not-Christmas and throw a rock at ICE
This IS your legal right and this IS legal advice from me, your lawyer, an opossum on BetterTwitter
Merry not-Christmas and throw a rock at ICE
I just learned there's an NFL quarterback named "Dak" and I immediately became 10 years old again. A name alone has never warmed my heart so much
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I just learned there's an NFL quarterback named "Dak" and I immediately became 10 years old again. A name alone has never warmed my heart so much
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There's a quiet joy with choosing words with care and will.
The smallest thought can bloom into something new.
Should you write more? Of course!
Because there’s always more wonder waiting to be spoken.
#poetry
The smallest thought can bloom into something new.
Should you write more? Of course!
Because there’s always more wonder waiting to be spoken.
#poetry
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's a quiet joy with choosing words with care and will.
The smallest thought can bloom into something new.
Should you write more? Of course!
Because there’s always more wonder waiting to be spoken.
#poetry
The smallest thought can bloom into something new.
Should you write more? Of course!
Because there’s always more wonder waiting to be spoken.
#poetry
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The concept of puppygirls implies the existence of bitchladies and, frankly, now I'm interested.
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The concept of puppygirls implies the existence of bitchladies and, frankly, now I'm interested.
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Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
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this is literally what it feels like to be alive during the holidays
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
this is literally what it feels like to be alive during the holidays
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Otherwise we get THAT-
*waves in the general direction of fascism*
No, seriously. These people are driven by weird psycho-sexual insecurities.
*waves in the general direction of fascism*
No, seriously. These people are driven by weird psycho-sexual insecurities.
it is important, I think, to be able to be a pervert. the pervert is a noble and vital part of the ecosystem. you don't need to be one, but you need to be able to be one. or it's just not a healthy environment.
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Otherwise we get THAT-
*waves in the general direction of fascism*
No, seriously. These people are driven by weird psycho-sexual insecurities.
*waves in the general direction of fascism*
No, seriously. These people are driven by weird psycho-sexual insecurities.
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oh? you want to be ranko?
don't be
you're already ranko
don't be
you're already ranko
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
oh? you want to be ranko?
don't be
you're already ranko
don't be
you're already ranko
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I am officially nominating @thembo.bsky.social for President of Posters with the hope they focus their entire campaign on "terrorizing" Will Stancil
Whenever this person shows up, you know there's going to be 25 other bullshit accounts riding the wake
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I am officially nominating @thembo.bsky.social for President of Posters with the hope they focus their entire campaign on "terrorizing" Will Stancil
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dudes love to “coordinate harassment” against themselves by being a giant dipshit
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
dudes love to “coordinate harassment” against themselves by being a giant dipshit
I haven't been paying a lot of attention to the lore but I know, from the deepest pit of my soul to the tallest peak of my heart, that she is a lesbian.
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I haven't been paying a lot of attention to the lore but I know, from the deepest pit of my soul to the tallest peak of my heart, that she is a lesbian.
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me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
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To me personally? Yes.
Universally? Probably not.
Irreparable emotional damage out of sheer malice and cruelty would do it, then it's probably done
Universally? Probably not.
Irreparable emotional damage out of sheer malice and cruelty would do it, then it's probably done
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
To me personally? Yes.
Universally? Probably not.
Irreparable emotional damage out of sheer malice and cruelty would do it, then it's probably done
Universally? Probably not.
Irreparable emotional damage out of sheer malice and cruelty would do it, then it's probably done
Before you judge Erika Kirk too harshly, imagine YOU were married to Charlie Kirk. Are you telling me that less than three months after escaping that hell, you *wouldn't* create a media persona of a single resilient *single* woman who is available and would like to fuck the vice president?
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Before you judge Erika Kirk too harshly, imagine YOU were married to Charlie Kirk. Are you telling me that less than three months after escaping that hell, you *wouldn't* create a media persona of a single resilient *single* woman who is available and would like to fuck the vice president?
Transsexual, transgender, trans woman, whatever. I don't care what you call me or yourself as long as it isn't a slur or otherwise meant to gatekeep trans women from femininity.
"What even is a gender?"
I don't know and I don't care. I can't hear you over my sparkly top coat and spinny skirt.
"What even is a gender?"
I don't know and I don't care. I can't hear you over my sparkly top coat and spinny skirt.
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Transsexual, transgender, trans woman, whatever. I don't care what you call me or yourself as long as it isn't a slur or otherwise meant to gatekeep trans women from femininity.
"What even is a gender?"
I don't know and I don't care. I can't hear you over my sparkly top coat and spinny skirt.
"What even is a gender?"
I don't know and I don't care. I can't hear you over my sparkly top coat and spinny skirt.
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Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.