Edwardo
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Edwardo
@edwardo-ka.bsky.social
Very annoying. He/him, or "you lazy bastard" depending upon who you ask
Dressed like I'm going out for a 100 mile bike ride in -10, when it's like 8'C and I'll be travelling... 5 miles
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This will be the second Christmas I've spent on my own. Might even manage to complete the Victoria 3 tutorial...
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
You can tell bluesky is nowhere near the zeitgeist because not a single person on my timeline is talking about cracking an egg in a bath
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In case you're wondering how well it's going, I just put a teabag into my washing machine and washing powder into my mug

Fortunately I caught my error before I turned it on
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I suppose I should start thinking about Christmas at some point.
Worst time of year for me.

I wish it would get actually cold so that I can go out for a hike. Constant rain and 2-11°C means that the hills hereabouts are only ever a trackless foetid bog.
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I think I worked out how mirtazapine got approved for use.

"Did the patient report depression?"
"No, they were too busy being asleep or ravenously hungry ALL THE TIME"
December 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Good morning

Here is your reminder that Hulk Hogan is still dead
Have a great day
December 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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As so many of us warned would be the case, Starmer's Digital ID is extremely vulnerable and insecure, yet Labour wants to force this upon everyone: www.itv.com/news/2025-12...
www.itv.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Practically everyone I know is on weight loss jabs and here's me going into town to get pills that make me fat >:{
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We should feed the Mozilla CEO feet-first into a woodchipper

Listen, fucko. **Your entire thing** is that you're NOT techbro dipshits. And the only reason you meaningfully exist at all is because Google don't want to get slapped down by a monopolies commission
December 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
If you're going to cite Liz Truss as an authority, first get her to point to Rostov and Voronezh on a map
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Sure, every single person in the UK should pay an orange rapist turd ~£153 because the BBC hurt his fee-fees by reporting what he said

**literally** over my dead body
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
What, you never heard of geocaching?
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Jeez. Been in my own little world the entire day and completely missed the news. Horrific.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I thought "how bad can it be?" and watched the Animal Farm trailer

I hereby declare that everyone involved in the production of this abomination should be immediately put to death
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam

This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I feel like a right bastard ordering a supermarket delivery at 6am when it was dry and not windy now that it is neither of those things
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"Yes, let us get rid of those pesky human rights to appease the far right, I can see literally no way this would embolden them or backfire, I am a political genius"

www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Starmer urges Europe’s leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right
Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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I keep remembering that thing about parents using ChatGPT to write bedtime stories for their children. Feels like there's something deeply corrosive to the very essence of being in that.
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If, after I've lived my life wondering what the fuck is wrong with me, been given antidepressants that have only ever made me worse, been labelled as having "treatment resistant depression", had my life fall apart completely like 8 times, only to learn at 42, many years into a nervous breakdown...
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
It's easy (and correct) to call FIFA venal corrupt money-grubbing bastards who should be fired into the sun

I like to view things more charitably. Trump is less likely to steal the actual world cup trophy if he thinks he already has it
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.

“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I get antsy when I go too long without a new valid reason to say "fuck Wes Streeting" so thank you, Wesley

Fuck Wes Streeting
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Wes Streeting orders review of mental health diagnoses as benefit claims soar
Health secretary has asked experts to investigate whether normal feelings have become ‘over-pathologised’
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I just realised that the grok logo is a black hole
That must be where they keep Elon's charisma; infinitestimally small and forever trapped by the vast mass of his ego
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM