Fortunately I caught my error before I turned it on
Fortunately I caught my error before I turned it on
Worst time of year for me.
I wish it would get actually cold so that I can go out for a hike. Constant rain and 2-11°C means that the hills hereabouts are only ever a trackless foetid bog.
Worst time of year for me.
I wish it would get actually cold so that I can go out for a hike. Constant rain and 2-11°C means that the hills hereabouts are only ever a trackless foetid bog.
"Did the patient report depression?"
"No, they were too busy being asleep or ravenously hungry ALL THE TIME"
"Did the patient report depression?"
"No, they were too busy being asleep or ravenously hungry ALL THE TIME"
Here is your reminder that Hulk Hogan is still dead
Have a great day
Here is your reminder that Hulk Hogan is still dead
Have a great day
Listen, fucko. **Your entire thing** is that you're NOT techbro dipshits. And the only reason you meaningfully exist at all is because Google don't want to get slapped down by a monopolies commission
Listen, fucko. **Your entire thing** is that you're NOT techbro dipshits. And the only reason you meaningfully exist at all is because Google don't want to get slapped down by a monopolies commission
**literally** over my dead body
**literally** over my dead body
I hereby declare that everyone involved in the production of this abomination should be immediately put to death
I hereby declare that everyone involved in the production of this abomination should be immediately put to death
This is where we're at now.
This is where we're at now.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
I like to view things more charitably. Trump is less likely to steal the actual world cup trophy if he thinks he already has it
I like to view things more charitably. Trump is less likely to steal the actual world cup trophy if he thinks he already has it
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
Fuck Wes Streeting
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Fuck Wes Streeting
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
That must be where they keep Elon's charisma; infinitestimally small and forever trapped by the vast mass of his ego
That must be where they keep Elon's charisma; infinitestimally small and forever trapped by the vast mass of his ego