Swamp PAWG
@eelz.bsky.social
Just another cryptid (they/them) whomst has Mommy Issues
Pay me to shut up and touch grass, or keep posting:
https://ko-fi.com/eelzmk2
Pay me to shut up and touch grass, or keep posting:
https://ko-fi.com/eelzmk2
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whos the one picking up?
Will you go to the Christian ska dance with me?
August 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
whos the one picking up?
me to the italians i have enslaved:
friendly reminder that the government does not exist to serve you. it exists to serve ME.
July 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
me to the italians i have enslaved:
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the beautiful thing about American politics is that this describes the vast majority of US Presidents.
I can’t believe the media covered up the fact that a clear mental incompetent was running the government while out of his mind on drugs, despite it being widely known in DC circles, to preserve their access to the White House. There should be huge recriminations for this.
May 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the beautiful thing about American politics is that this describes the vast majority of US Presidents.
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it's ableist to imply that a terminal rabies patient shouldn't be allowed to own seventeen assault rifles
May 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it's ableist to imply that a terminal rabies patient shouldn't be allowed to own seventeen assault rifles
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Five minutes into any work activity
April 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Five minutes into any work activity
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*reading that he tried to buddy with other American anarchists, who distrusted him, and thought he was a fed*
ah yes, some things will never change
ah yes, some things will never change
anyway p sure the dude who blasted US President William McKinkley was an autistic dude who's special interest was assassination
March 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
*reading that he tried to buddy with other American anarchists, who distrusted him, and thought he was a fed*
ah yes, some things will never change
ah yes, some things will never change
anyway p sure the dude who blasted US President William McKinkley was an autistic dude who's special interest was assassination
March 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
anyway p sure the dude who blasted US President William McKinkley was an autistic dude who's special interest was assassination
imagine being in the throwing a fit about things that aren't happening competition and your opponent is the GOP
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
imagine being in the throwing a fit about things that aren't happening competition and your opponent is the GOP
it explains a lot that eric andre is jewish like yeah okay hes just LARPing what it was like inside his home growing up
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
it explains a lot that eric andre is jewish like yeah okay hes just LARPing what it was like inside his home growing up
*showing my bite mark covered friend a picture of a dog in a muzzle*
sorry i can't be her
sorry i can't be her
March 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
*showing my bite mark covered friend a picture of a dog in a muzzle*
sorry i can't be her
sorry i can't be her
okay hear me out, y'all-
its kosher to eat hotdogs with american cheese given that neither american cheese nor hotdogs are known to consistently contain enough of any singular animal product, or other substance, be considered basar bchalav
its kosher to eat hotdogs with american cheese given that neither american cheese nor hotdogs are known to consistently contain enough of any singular animal product, or other substance, be considered basar bchalav
March 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
okay hear me out, y'all-
its kosher to eat hotdogs with american cheese given that neither american cheese nor hotdogs are known to consistently contain enough of any singular animal product, or other substance, be considered basar bchalav
its kosher to eat hotdogs with american cheese given that neither american cheese nor hotdogs are known to consistently contain enough of any singular animal product, or other substance, be considered basar bchalav
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Ok folks you know what time it is.... that's right, time for a fredo classic
HIGH ENERGY SLEEP!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨💥💥💥💥
*kicks door off hinges, does triple backflip into bed which explodes, sirens and flashing lights going off*
HONKSHOOOOOOHURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!! ZZZZZZ!!!! ZZZZZ!!!!!!!! ZZZZ!!!
HIGH ENERGY SLEEP!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨💥💥💥💥
*kicks door off hinges, does triple backflip into bed which explodes, sirens and flashing lights going off*
HONKSHOOOOOOHURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!! ZZZZZZ!!!! ZZZZZ!!!!!!!! ZZZZ!!!
February 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Ok folks you know what time it is.... that's right, time for a fredo classic
HIGH ENERGY SLEEP!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨💥💥💥💥
*kicks door off hinges, does triple backflip into bed which explodes, sirens and flashing lights going off*
HONKSHOOOOOOHURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!! ZZZZZZ!!!! ZZZZZ!!!!!!!! ZZZZ!!!
HIGH ENERGY SLEEP!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨💥💥💥💥
*kicks door off hinges, does triple backflip into bed which explodes, sirens and flashing lights going off*
HONKSHOOOOOOHURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!! ZZZZZZ!!!! ZZZZZ!!!!!!!! ZZZZ!!!
we should kill the grinch
January 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
we should kill the grinch
horny and down so bad i'm putting my dick in the claw machine and jerking myself off with it
January 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
horny and down so bad i'm putting my dick in the claw machine and jerking myself off with it
im like if the grinch had tboy swag.... and had four DUIs and a vehicular manslaughter charge
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
im like if the grinch had tboy swag.... and had four DUIs and a vehicular manslaughter charge
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I post all my unhinged thoughts in case my future husband is here, so he knows what he's getting into
November 4, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I post all my unhinged thoughts in case my future husband is here, so he knows what he's getting into
It probably just sounded all Greek to them.
August 10, 2023 at 11:17 AM
It probably just sounded all Greek to them.
UPHOLD UNWISE THOUGHT
August 10, 2023 at 11:16 AM
UPHOLD UNWISE THOUGHT
