Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
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"great" philosophers? man they were arguing against plumbers
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priscillapage.bsky.social
have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it
black & white comic panel depicting a sexy, thicc Frankenstein's monster disrobing in 3 different poses - pulling his shirt of his shoulder, seen at an angle; from the front, shirtless, beginning to take his pants off; then almost totally nude as seen from behind. the words at the top read "Strip-tease de Frankenstein..."
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brenthor.bsky.social
Never ask a woman her age, instead ask her what tales have carved their mark on her flesh. Ask if she is wizened, bent low from the sins of the past. Ask her if she believes in retribution
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U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio insisted “no one has died” as a result of U.S. foreign aid cuts. In Myanmar, the grieving father of a 2-year-old boy who died after their food rations were cut calls such claims a lie.
Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.
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eewash.bsky.social
I was kind of surprised they got the variance right but I guess there are like 1000 different blog posts explaining Yoneda to programmers or something
eewash.bsky.social
if this is what it's like maybe teaching kindergarten would be awesome
eewash.bsky.social
it's unfortunate that the antiwoke reactionary tulpa known as "bari weiss" has fully manifested
eewash.bsky.social
hey man. Noah. I know you must get asked this all the time, but what the fuck are you talking about
maiamindel.bsky.social
what the fuck is going on
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eewash.bsky.social
finale has an all-time great car chase sequence. this is pretty much as good as it gets
eewash.bsky.social
what a rich character piece. I walked out of the theater knowing exactly what Leo's character Bob/Ghetto Pat/Rocketman smelled like
eewash.bsky.social
I hope Thomas Pynchon liked it
eewash.bsky.social
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER fucking rules
eewash.bsky.social
to take "narco-terrorism" is seriously is to imagine that schlocky action movies have a correct view of drug dealers: that their goal isn't to make money, but just to do Bad Thing because they are Villainous
eewash.bsky.social
you cannot expect anyone to take "narco-terrorism" seriously. that's so silly. you sound silly
eewash.bsky.social
the only person carrying hazardous materials who should be of concern to the DoD is Pete Hegseth, who hasn't washed his hands in a decade (according to him)
eewash.bsky.social
you cannot expect anyone to take "narco-terrorism" seriously. that's so silly. you sound silly
eewash.bsky.social
call me a bleeding heart liberal but I don't think it's good to make drug traffickers explode in a ball of fire?
eewash.bsky.social
it's the same singular brain cell that dreamed up super-fentanyl that makes cops spontaneously explode if they ever see it
eewash.bsky.social
the fox-news-brain has imagined such a strange reality

like what do they think is happening at the ""Antifa"" organizational meetings? just mask and hat recs? window-smashing technique showcases?
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eewash.bsky.social
maybe the guys going "actually she's 3000 years old and an elf vampire" are more honorable? like they would at least admit they were ridiculous degenerates, if pressed
eewash.bsky.social
once upon a time extoling the virginity of your anime waifu was a shameful thing, but now Tyler Cowen gets paid to write blog posts doing it
eewash.bsky.social
Adam Driver's character gets cancelled for sleeping with the not-Taylor Swift character, but it ends up being ok because the video was an AI deepfake, actually
eewash.bsky.social
in Megalopolis there's a scene where not-Taylor Swift puts on a show and all the weird old men cheer because she's a virgin

maybe Francis Ford Coppola was cooking I didn't know real people thought like this