Kobi
@eikorisu.bsky.social
小人 ergo sum.
'And everything's holy - everything, even me.' Be kind if you can.
Obsessed with different things at different times, but always adore Arda & Apocashitstorm. Punsexual & into cunning linguists.
Music moods at last.fm/user/eikorisu
'And everything's holy - everything, even me.' Be kind if you can.
Obsessed with different things at different times, but always adore Arda & Apocashitstorm. Punsexual & into cunning linguists.
Music moods at last.fm/user/eikorisu
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Kobi
@eikorisu.bsky.social
· Jan 8
🎶everyday I'm strugglin'🎶
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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god forbid a woman have a tiddy
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
god forbid a woman have a tiddy
@taeminism.bsky.social My body is ready
(I also want to note that they just played Chokehold by Sleep Token in the setup playlist and followed it up with Paranoid Android by Radiohead, I'm so here for it)
Are you gonna be able to catch a show as well?
(I also want to note that they just played Chokehold by Sleep Token in the setup playlist and followed it up with Paranoid Android by Radiohead, I'm so here for it)
Are you gonna be able to catch a show as well?
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
@taeminism.bsky.social My body is ready
(I also want to note that they just played Chokehold by Sleep Token in the setup playlist and followed it up with Paranoid Android by Radiohead, I'm so here for it)
Are you gonna be able to catch a show as well?
(I also want to note that they just played Chokehold by Sleep Token in the setup playlist and followed it up with Paranoid Android by Radiohead, I'm so here for it)
Are you gonna be able to catch a show as well?
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all I see are dishes that need to be put away and dishes that need to be cleaned and clothes that need to be put away and clothes that need to be cleaned and various other things that need to be cleaned and put away and I am literally dying of boredom
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
all I see are dishes that need to be put away and dishes that need to be cleaned and clothes that need to be put away and clothes that need to be cleaned and various other things that need to be cleaned and put away and I am literally dying of boredom
We just finished our LotR drinking game for Fellowship of the Ring and I *thought* the rules were okay and sensible and I only drank Federweißer and a lot of tea and water but I haven't been this drunk in YEARS. Those Nazgul screams at Weathertop absolutely killed us.
![10 rules in German for a Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring movie watch night drinking game:
- the movie references a book chapter title
- the Ring is "whispering"
- a Nazgul scream is heard
- there's a kiss (cheek, mouth, forehead, etc.)
- someone is telling a fun fact [about the movie]
- Gandalf is moving fast in a vertical direction
- Orlando Bloom is looking directly into the camera
- badly aged CGI
- Arwen
- references to The Hobbit (book)
Disclaimer: Alcohol is NOT mandatory. Personal responsibility is is taken for granted!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yxdfc2lal2u2h5f323zjgzfa/bafkreida37yagjkbval7ntgxhm2252dumirauhyo32aam42255e5aokeji@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We just finished our LotR drinking game for Fellowship of the Ring and I *thought* the rules were okay and sensible and I only drank Federweißer and a lot of tea and water but I haven't been this drunk in YEARS. Those Nazgul screams at Weathertop absolutely killed us.
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Happy 8 years to Frozen Wilds, but more importantly... happy 8 years to HIM 😌
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Happy 8 years to Frozen Wilds, but more importantly... happy 8 years to HIM 😌
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Ahem.
Grond control to Major Tom
Grond control to Major Tom
September 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ahem.
Grond control to Major Tom
Grond control to Major Tom
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![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What the heck I just watched the Jet Lag season 15 outtakes and I didn't notice Ben and Brian be so flirty in the main episodes and now I kinda ship them what's happeninggg
(I want to put on record that #JLTG seasons & outtakes are always peak entertainment whether real people are flirty or not.)
(I want to put on record that #JLTG seasons & outtakes are always peak entertainment whether real people are flirty or not.)
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What the heck I just watched the Jet Lag season 15 outtakes and I didn't notice Ben and Brian be so flirty in the main episodes and now I kinda ship them what's happeninggg
(I want to put on record that #JLTG seasons & outtakes are always peak entertainment whether real people are flirty or not.)
(I want to put on record that #JLTG seasons & outtakes are always peak entertainment whether real people are flirty or not.)
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One day you’re young and fun then next thing you know you’re literally dreaming about good seating that also doubles as storage
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
One day you’re young and fun then next thing you know you’re literally dreaming about good seating that also doubles as storage
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Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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In this household we love and appreciate Gildun
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In this household we love and appreciate Gildun
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7empest by Tool just came up in my catching-up-with-recommendations-and-releases playlist and for the first few seconds I thought it was Street Spirit (Fade Out) by Radiohead.
There is a similarity in the first few notes, right? Or am I that musically barbarian?
There is a similarity in the first few notes, right? Or am I that musically barbarian?
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
7empest by Tool just came up in my catching-up-with-recommendations-and-releases playlist and for the first few seconds I thought it was Street Spirit (Fade Out) by Radiohead.
There is a similarity in the first few notes, right? Or am I that musically barbarian?
There is a similarity in the first few notes, right? Or am I that musically barbarian?
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I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
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"Why am I an outcast?"
Happy anniversary of the Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster!
After the piece focusing on Aloy's relationship to Elisabet, I thought it only fitting to give Rost the stage this time.
#beyondthehorizon #aloy #rost #horizonzerodawnremastered #art
Happy anniversary of the Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster!
After the piece focusing on Aloy's relationship to Elisabet, I thought it only fitting to give Rost the stage this time.
#beyondthehorizon #aloy #rost #horizonzerodawnremastered #art
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Why am I an outcast?"
Happy anniversary of the Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster!
After the piece focusing on Aloy's relationship to Elisabet, I thought it only fitting to give Rost the stage this time.
#beyondthehorizon #aloy #rost #horizonzerodawnremastered #art
Happy anniversary of the Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster!
After the piece focusing on Aloy's relationship to Elisabet, I thought it only fitting to give Rost the stage this time.
#beyondthehorizon #aloy #rost #horizonzerodawnremastered #art
Posting Jason-themed songs today is totally valid because it's Halloween, plus if you turn around the numbers of Friday the 31st you get Friday the 13th.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=922m...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=922m...
Voorhees
YouTube video by Oceansize - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Posting Jason-themed songs today is totally valid because it's Halloween, plus if you turn around the numbers of Friday the 31st you get Friday the 13th.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=922m...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=922m...
For Halloween I'm going as someone who goes on a stupid walk for their stupid mental health*.
*and for PokémonGo
*and for PokémonGo
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
For Halloween I'm going as someone who goes on a stupid walk for their stupid mental health*.
*and for PokémonGo
*and for PokémonGo
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The part yn "Starlight" by Muse wher it ys just the bass lyne and the drummes
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The part yn "Starlight" by Muse wher it ys just the bass lyne and the drummes
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Guy 5,000 years ago: [inventing virgin olive oil]
His friend: unfuck it more
His friend: unfuck it more
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Guy 5,000 years ago: [inventing virgin olive oil]
His friend: unfuck it more
His friend: unfuck it more
I don't often take part in quote chains, but I recently had a conversation about this album and the unforgettable experience of seeing it live for its 21st anniversary, so my old and forever love for it has been refreshed.
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I don't often take part in quote chains, but I recently had a conversation about this album and the unforgettable experience of seeing it live for its 21st anniversary, so my old and forever love for it has been refreshed.
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It ys not "pumpkin spice" it ys "spooky seasoning"
October 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It ys not "pumpkin spice" it ys "spooky seasoning"
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me when I fjnally do a task I’ve been procrastinating on
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
me when I fjnally do a task I’ve been procrastinating on