Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
@ejacobslaw.com
Lawyer (copyright, trademark, and commercial disputes). Bandit Heeler disciple. Donut addict. He / him.
San Francisco ∙ ejacobslaw.com
San Francisco ∙ ejacobslaw.com
No, I don’t think so. From the local rules:
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
No, I don’t think so. From the local rules:
People talk about Gene Hackman and Meryl Streep, but I think the greatest character actor is the guy who played both Saddam Hussein and Nicolás Maduro.
January 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
People talk about Gene Hackman and Meryl Streep, but I think the greatest character actor is the guy who played both Saddam Hussein and Nicolás Maduro.
Adventures in trademark selection
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Adventures in trademark selection
🎵When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, That's amore
When your heart starts to droop drinking cold divorse soup, you’re alooooone 🎵
When your heart starts to droop drinking cold divorse soup, you’re alooooone 🎵
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🎵When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, That's amore
When your heart starts to droop drinking cold divorse soup, you’re alooooone 🎵
When your heart starts to droop drinking cold divorse soup, you’re alooooone 🎵
Look at this smile and try to convince me the best revenge is something other than seeing your vile enemy get their just deserts.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Look at this smile and try to convince me the best revenge is something other than seeing your vile enemy get their just deserts.
When you see someone reach for a dumpling:
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you see someone reach for a dumpling:
The moment in a motion hearing when you and opposing counsel realize the court hasn’t read the briefs:
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The moment in a motion hearing when you and opposing counsel realize the court hasn’t read the briefs:
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a slob like one of us.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us.
Just a slob like one of us.
And xAi has billions in debt that specifically requires it to spend enormous amounts on chips:
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And xAi has billions in debt that specifically requires it to spend enormous amounts on chips:
When you totally hate drama
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
When you totally hate drama
D&D Rabbit Alignment Chart
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
D&D Rabbit Alignment Chart
Because of demographic, geographic, and professional factors, I don’t know many MAGA types, and even fewer whom I respect as people.
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
![Me: Even today?
Them: 🤷🏻♂️ [and I add the “HA HA” response]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kofwogixbwof3nwoha2d4r5p/bafkreib6efxvhiyjrsdtlrv5g7qdmphlbmtzkmh45ce7qilmmuafxz3rvm@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Because of demographic, geographic, and professional factors, I don’t know many MAGA types, and even fewer whom I respect as people.
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
But I’ve been texting with one since Trump was reelected to see what they thought about his administration.
In August they were gung ho.
Yesterday?:
