Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
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Lawyer (copyright, trademark, and commercial disputes). Bandit Heeler disciple. Donut addict. He / him.
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i mean i think a world where the US genuinely break NATO and launch an invasion of Greenland looks so alien to us that we will not be able to understand it
The thing I think folks struggle to appreciate with this stuff tho is however hard it is to wean Europe off US tech is *at least as hard* as it will be for US tech to get back into Europe after that type of transition kicks into high gear
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
dad: Indiana J—
son: —NO
January 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Even without a policy violation, I don’t understand what threat he can claim he was eliminating by killing her. No one was in front of the car when he shot her and she was heading away from them.
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I don’t understand what the explanation is for how shooting the driver at point blank range was supposed to protect him or anyone else from her car.
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
There was none.
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
We called them and they withdrew it.
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
There is no way those lawyers knew which paragraphs in the complaint were true or false. But the answer claimed to know!
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM