Marcus
@elgobsucram.bsky.social
Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
She's bored so she's awwwwfff out for a bevvy. I think I did a fashun correctly.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
She's bored so she's awwwwfff out for a bevvy. I think I did a fashun correctly.
When I fuck around with character creation for the laughs vs when I finish it.
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I miss the Karen look already
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I miss the Karen look already
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I fuck around with character creation for the laughs vs when I finish it.
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I miss the Karen look already
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I miss the Karen look already
My friend thought muscle-ups looked easy and was adamant he'd be able to do them 💅🏾
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My friend thought muscle-ups looked easy and was adamant he'd be able to do them 💅🏾
Also a came to mind*
*Apparently I'm just making political memes today
*Apparently I'm just making political memes today
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Also a came to mind*
*Apparently I'm just making political memes today
*Apparently I'm just making political memes today
Had to 😂
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Had to 😂
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
Graduated the muscle up today. Months of failures or just 1 rep, and I got 5 in a row this morning.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Graduated the muscle up today. Months of failures or just 1 rep, and I got 5 in a row this morning.
Thank you for your service
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thank you for your service
The building next to my office is being piled. It's been going on for a week and has 2 more weeks to go. You can hear it in this clip. Imagine that constantly. Yes, constantly. For the better part of a month.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The building next to my office is being piled. It's been going on for a week and has 2 more weeks to go. You can hear it in this clip. Imagine that constantly. Yes, constantly. For the better part of a month.
Obsessed with the way Alhaitham and Kaveh are continually queer-baited in Genshin Impact. Love together, always out at dinner together, bicker like a couple and described as the below... It's hilarious. "Just good friends".
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Obsessed with the way Alhaitham and Kaveh are continually queer-baited in Genshin Impact. Love together, always out at dinner together, bicker like a couple and described as the below... It's hilarious. "Just good friends".
Huh, maybe that pregnancy scare I had at 19 wasn't false after all 👀
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Huh, maybe that pregnancy scare I had at 19 wasn't false after all 👀
Had 2 bitches between my legs tonight
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had 2 bitches between my legs tonight
Unexpected item in baking area
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Unexpected item in baking area
Praise Hecate for Flat Baker
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Praise Hecate for Flat Baker
Apparently the look I gave my mate when he said he hadn't considered sleeping with his date tomorrow was so pricelessly disbelieving we had to recreate it for a photo. Which didn't take long.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Apparently the look I gave my mate when he said he hadn't considered sleeping with his date tomorrow was so pricelessly disbelieving we had to recreate it for a photo. Which didn't take long.
Anyway here's a funny mug from the hospital
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Anyway here's a funny mug from the hospital
Leaving the gym in vest and shorts because you forgot its winter now
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Leaving the gym in vest and shorts because you forgot its winter now
Jefferson curls to improve my forward folds. Stretching my hamstrings so daddy can stretch my...
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Jefferson curls to improve my forward folds. Stretching my hamstrings so daddy can stretch my...
Is this a threat or a kink?
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Is this a threat or a kink?
WHO WAS THIS ONE GUY 💀😭
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
WHO WAS THIS ONE GUY 💀😭
My gym is 99% shut down due to a refurb. Why, when *next week* was advertised for it all to be closed? No one knows. Presumably so people didn't complain about downtime. And yet it's unusable in its current form. So we complain, anyway.
I tried a sister gym and everything was wank so I pissed about
I tried a sister gym and everything was wank so I pissed about
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My gym is 99% shut down due to a refurb. Why, when *next week* was advertised for it all to be closed? No one knows. Presumably so people didn't complain about downtime. And yet it's unusable in its current form. So we complain, anyway.
I tried a sister gym and everything was wank so I pissed about
I tried a sister gym and everything was wank so I pissed about
Baby brother (20) got his first skin fade and became me and I don't know if I feel older or younger for it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Baby brother (20) got his first skin fade and became me and I don't know if I feel older or younger for it.
This cat staring flatly, with all the tedium of the world, is me almost all day, every day.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This cat staring flatly, with all the tedium of the world, is me almost all day, every day.