Marcus
@elgobsucram.bsky.social
Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
If even ONE Dem was seen in a photo like that then MAGA would be all over them saying they'd sold America out to the Arabs.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If even ONE Dem was seen in a photo like that then MAGA would be all over them saying they'd sold America out to the Arabs.
My 40th is gonna be insane 😱
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My 40th is gonna be insane 😱
But... Birthday sex... 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
But... Birthday sex... 🥺
I wouldn't go to Paris fashion week because it's nowhere near as good a city as people romanticise 😅
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I wouldn't go to Paris fashion week because it's nowhere near as good a city as people romanticise 😅
HAHAHAHA I mean, if it fits
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
HAHAHAHA I mean, if it fits
Pffft. I have a best friend who's a side. If I need to make a joke I just call him pointless. No need to make myself famously look like a dick 💀😂 consistency is key.
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Pffft. I have a best friend who's a side. If I need to make a joke I just call him pointless. No need to make myself famously look like a dick 💀😂 consistency is key.
😂 I did like 2 rounds of that because it was all shite. Who'd had thought a bunch of nerds would throw forward trash rock songs no one had ever heard of
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
😂 I did like 2 rounds of that because it was all shite. Who'd had thought a bunch of nerds would throw forward trash rock songs no one had ever heard of
My countrymen suck. And we've been consistently wrong about plenty over the last few years. So this is also bullshit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
My countrymen suck. And we've been consistently wrong about plenty over the last few years. So this is also bullshit.
Just in case you forgot that everything is different and rules are shirked if you're rich
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just in case you forgot that everything is different and rules are shirked if you're rich
Oh? 👀
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Oh? 👀
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
Tags are just about ok. But constantly announcing it? Without you even seeing, really, because you only click it once? So not ok
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Tags are just about ok. But constantly announcing it? Without you even seeing, really, because you only click it once? So not ok
Haha that's more Robin Hood. But yes. We should. They won't miss it. And all their stuff will be covered by insurance, the biggest con on earth, anyway.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Haha that's more Robin Hood. But yes. We should. They won't miss it. And all their stuff will be covered by insurance, the biggest con on earth, anyway.
Mine were all games I've had my eye on for ages, waiting for a discount cos cba with £70 each 😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Mine were all games I've had my eye on for ages, waiting for a discount cos cba with £70 each 😂
On the bright side, my swear jar at work was approaching £200, so that's Christmas covered.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On the bright side, my swear jar at work was approaching £200, so that's Christmas covered.
For reeeeal I bought 4 games in the black Friday sales. I'm so good, though, because I know I won't buy more until they're all done.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
For reeeeal I bought 4 games in the black Friday sales. I'm so good, though, because I know I won't buy more until they're all done.