Eli Castillo
@elicastillo.bsky.social
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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The word is a vampire.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The word is a vampire.
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"D&D Stats Explained With Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush it
Dexterity is being able to dodge it
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten one
Intelligence is knowing it is fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad."
Strength is being able to crush it
Dexterity is being able to dodge it
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten one
Intelligence is knowing it is fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad."
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"D&D Stats Explained With Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush it
Dexterity is being able to dodge it
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten one
Intelligence is knowing it is fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad."
Strength is being able to crush it
Dexterity is being able to dodge it
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten one
Intelligence is knowing it is fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad."
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Never thought I'd see the day. AC/DC just announced they're raising the price of Dirty Deeds, effective immediately.
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Never thought I'd see the day. AC/DC just announced they're raising the price of Dirty Deeds, effective immediately.
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If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
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Portland is not "war ravaged." This is delusional and dangerous.
Sending troops into American cities doesn't make our communities safer — it just stokes fear and stirs up chaos.
Trump is plunging further into authoritarianism every single day.
Sending troops into American cities doesn't make our communities safer — it just stokes fear and stirs up chaos.
Trump is plunging further into authoritarianism every single day.
September 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Portland is not "war ravaged." This is delusional and dangerous.
Sending troops into American cities doesn't make our communities safer — it just stokes fear and stirs up chaos.
Trump is plunging further into authoritarianism every single day.
Sending troops into American cities doesn't make our communities safer — it just stokes fear and stirs up chaos.
Trump is plunging further into authoritarianism every single day.
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“[P]resently some master brain in the Inner Party would select this
version or that, would re-edit it and set in motion the complex processes
of cross-referencing that would be required, and then the chosen lie
would pass into the permanent records and become truth.” — Orwell, “1984”
version or that, would re-edit it and set in motion the complex processes
of cross-referencing that would be required, and then the chosen lie
would pass into the permanent records and become truth.” — Orwell, “1984”
September 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“[P]resently some master brain in the Inner Party would select this
version or that, would re-edit it and set in motion the complex processes
of cross-referencing that would be required, and then the chosen lie
would pass into the permanent records and become truth.” — Orwell, “1984”
version or that, would re-edit it and set in motion the complex processes
of cross-referencing that would be required, and then the chosen lie
would pass into the permanent records and become truth.” — Orwell, “1984”
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she said that “black” with a hard r
I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit in my day, but this might just take the cake.
August 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
she said that “black” with a hard r
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The SAVE Act is stalled in the U.S. Senate. But several states are trying to enact their own voter suppression. Rather than accept defeat, election deniers are doubling down across the country. Say NO to the Senate (202) 224-3121. Say NO to State Legislatures. @lwvus.bsky.social @lwvva.bsky.social
July 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The SAVE Act is stalled in the U.S. Senate. But several states are trying to enact their own voter suppression. Rather than accept defeat, election deniers are doubling down across the country. Say NO to the Senate (202) 224-3121. Say NO to State Legislatures. @lwvus.bsky.social @lwvva.bsky.social
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This makes me so mad! They should respect and (in my opinion) celebrate the national birthday of the country that bombed them last week!!
NBC News' Richard Engel reports from Friday prayers in Tehran, where chants of 'death to America' were heard on the same day Americans celebrated the Fourth of July.
July 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This makes me so mad! They should respect and (in my opinion) celebrate the national birthday of the country that bombed them last week!!
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Back where we belong
June 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Back where we belong
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the Last Two Good Brands™
As a Classics major turned CPA I love the reference. I also love that Jeopardy chooses to include trans contestants. Twenty years ago no one would have believed I would have been all in on Jeopardy and Costco!
June 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the Last Two Good Brands™
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Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people
May 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people
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Can't help but feel we're living through an increasingly existential war between spectacle and substance with spectacle winning battle after battle after battle.
May 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Can't help but feel we're living through an increasingly existential war between spectacle and substance with spectacle winning battle after battle after battle.
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Miss Rachel isn’t on Bluesky, but her posts about Gaza should be. I wish this wasn’t so unusual to see from people with big platforms.
May 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Miss Rachel isn’t on Bluesky, but her posts about Gaza should be. I wish this wasn’t so unusual to see from people with big platforms.
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It’s short for Space XPlode
May 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It’s short for Space XPlode
