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Eli Gundry

@eligundry.dev

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3 jr devs stacked on top of each other in a 🧥 America’s favorite cat dad 📍Astoria 🌐 eligundry.com 💿 https://album-mode.party

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · Sep 5

I’m giving a talk later this month about doing tech work for shady folks!

Brooklyn Web Workers @brooklynwebworkers.com · Sep 5

Tickets are on sale for Brooklyn Web Workers on September 29th, featuring:
Annabelle Adelaide on Forth
@eligundry.dev on knowing where your money comes from
Victoria Kirst on the wisdom of paper
@demarko.org on Kickstarter United
music by Corn Mo

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Mon, Sep 29 - Brooklyn Web Workers - September 2025 by Brooklyn Web Workers

Learn more, get tickets, and follow this event

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Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 1d

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 7d

These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets

Jake Locker
Davis Webb
Tom Savage
Rex Grossman
Garrett Gilbert
Kellen Clemens
Mark Sanchez
Logan Woodside
Zach Wilson
David Blough
Derek Anderson
Johnny Manziel

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · 9d

It’s 2002 and I’m in the WalMart CD section around Christmas. They couldn’t remember if their son wanted Enya or Adema for Christmas.

Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · 9d

Was talking to my dad yesterday and he said that Sayin doesn’t seem like a great OSU QB and I had to remind him that is a new phenomenon and Tressel ball sucked to watch

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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 14d

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · 14d

Goddamn that’s great design

Classic Web @classicweb.site · 14d

powazek.com on December 30, 2010
https://web.archive.org/web/20101230223917if_/http://powazek.com

Screenshot of powazek.com on December 30, 2010

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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 23d

A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized in original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill looks embarrassed and says "And, like he said, we were smoking pot."

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · 15d

I’m speaking at it! @brooklynwebworkers.com

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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 18d

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · 22d

Come see me talk about throwing a computer three stories to the ground

Brooklyn Web Workers @brooklynwebworkers.com · 22d

Eli Gundry (@eligundry.dev) presents "What’s a dollar worth?: A story about knowing where your money comes from"

The day to day was always drama filled and exciting. You drive to Sandusky to replace a switch. You drive to Cleveland Heights to setup a new cafe. You learn to make patch cables, you learn more about networking and scripting. You get in arguments about how much gas money you should be reimbursed for driving to all those sites. Lots of 16 hour days cause it has to get done now now now. Typical 2 bit IT shit.

What’s a little different from a typical IT job is… the customers paying your bills are unsavory. And their customers are all poor people trying to turn a dollar into $10 knowing full well that the deck is stacked against them. Just addicted to these slot machines. But hey, you need their money so you can keep a car on the road, so it’s okay, there’s no issue here.

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Jen Simmons @jensimmons.bsky.social · 23d

Safari 26 is here!!! Anchor Positioning, Scroll-driven animations, High Dynamic Range images, the new HTML element, the all-new Digital Credentials API, SVG icon support, WebGPU, WebKit in SwiftUI, every site can be a web app on iOS and iPadOS, and much more.

webkit.org/blog/17333/w...

WebKit Features in Safari 26.0

We’re happy to share with you what’s arriving in Safari 26.0!

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27d

the kingdom of heaven is at hand

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29d

KAWHI LEONARD:
New Balance spokesman
Signed with LA to be closer to home after contentious free agency period
Immediately involved in bizarre financial fraud

SHOHEI OHTANI:
New Balance spokesman
Signed with LA to be closer to home after contentious free agency period
Immediately involved in bizarre financial fraud

JOSH ALLEN:
New Balance spokesman
Nothing will ever go wrong

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · Sep 6

Things you couldn’t waterboard out of me

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Sep 6

"She got ChatGPT to tell me what a rat I was.”

Godfather of AI Says His Girlfriend Broke Up With Him Using ChatGPT

Geoffrey Hinton, long considered a "godfather of AI," revealed that his ex-girlfriend had broken up with him — by using ChatGPT.

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · Sep 5

I’m giving a talk later this month about doing tech work for shady folks!

Brooklyn Web Workers @brooklynwebworkers.com · Sep 5

Mon, Sep 29 - Brooklyn Web Workers - September 2025 by Brooklyn Web Workers

Learn more, get tickets, and follow this event

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · Sep 4

So wait, are they a couple?

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Nick @nickhannula.bsky.social · Sep 1

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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · Sep 1

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Sep 1

Game’s probably over, post good TikToks

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Eli Gundry @eligundry.dev · Aug 29

Happy Friday! Here's what I've been listening to this week! https://www.last.fm/user/eli_pwnd/listening-report/year/2025/week/35

Last.fm collage: Dungen Live by Dungen [26 scrobbles], Live Laugh Love by Earl Sweatshirt [24 scrobbles], It's A Beautiful Place by Water From Your Eyes [21 scrobbles], let the sun talk by Mavi [13 scrobbles], Days by Real Estate [10 scrobbles], Clinging to a Scheme by The Radio Dept. [10 scrobbles], Interior Live Oak by Cass McCombs [8 scrobbles], Ballet Of Apes by Brigid Dawson and The Mothers Network [7 scrobbles], Beats and Breaks from the Flower Patch by Kitty Craft [7 scrobbles]

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · Aug 29

Mom,
Plrrrrrgowowow
Don’t distract me
During this
Sacred and
Oooozawoozah
Terrible
Time
With a side-trip
To the laminate flooring...

I Am a Dog. I Am About to Puke. Where Is the Good Rug?

Oh. Oh no. Something is… wrong. Very wrong. Oh, boy. Yeah. No. Nope. Not okay. Don’t get up, Mom. You’re so Comfy On the couch. I… got this...

buff.ly

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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · Aug 29

Can’t stop thinking about pudge

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Jeremy Wallace @jeremywallace.bsky.social · Aug 27

Lev Menand is blistering here. Must listen. Meeting the moment. Incredible stuff from @weisenthal.bsky.social and @tracyalloway.bsky.social on Odd Lots.

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Lev Menand on Trump’s Attempt to Fire the Fed’s Lisa Cook — Odd Lots

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Jay @duniagamemaster.bsky.social · Aug 25

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · Aug 26

'Immigration doesn't bother me but it seems to bother everyone else' – Everyone.

This is what happens when the media runs away with Hard Right narratives.

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