when you open a service you've been using for a decade only to find it out it caught the virus

What are YOUR hot takes as we kick off #AEWAllInTexas Week?

Join us LIVE this week on the road to Globe Life Field!

#AEWDynamite LIVE 8/7c Wednesday on TBS/max
#AEWCollision LIVE 8/7c Thursday on TNT/max

*bangs pots and pans* CALL YOUR SENATORS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You want to protect gender affirming care? NOW'S THE TIME.
Trans peoples' health and lives are at stake, including my partner's. CALL YOUR SENATORS.

Conservatives are the most fragile people in existence. If you need the entire world to be reshaped into serving you, then maybe you're the weak link.

Conservatives hate the natural world and want to see it paved over, species exterminated because caring about living things feels too feminine-coded for them to handle. They resent artists because they value only money, and burn the planet to create ugly stolen AI art in protest against them...

I have spent the last hour crafting the perfect hot dog. Canis Perfectus if you will. Truly art. Video to follow soon

I've said it before, but it bears repeating.

I don't care how clever I appear, I am dumb as fuck and just winging it. Life is an opera and I am an improv comedian

eventually we're going to reach a critical mass where doom can somehow run itself.