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elijahdprophet
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Miniature painting, Magic: The Gathering, computer stuff, day drinking
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The very easiest way to "protect the children" would be to support raising the marriage age to 18 and also having that be the age of consent. But right-wing Republicans constantly resist these simple reforms that absolutely do help children.

And we all know why.
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Purple
February 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Test model for my #warhammer #oldworld Chaos Warriors army.
January 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
New year new army, working on some square based fun. Will be using these guys for OPR Regiments, Hobgoblin, and maybe even Warhammer Old World.
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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pro tip: don’t call something a “debate” when one side is just trying to defend their human rights and the other is trying to punish their existence.
November 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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What's stranger, a kid named Jim or an adult named Jimmy?
September 3, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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A guy that is about to show you some of the worst art you've ever seen: "You won't believe me but this was made by AI"
May 1, 2023 at 1:30 PM
What's stranger, a kid named Jim or an adult named Jimmy?
September 3, 2023 at 11:48 AM
I prefer to think of it as a mid-life OPPORTUNITY, actually
September 2, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Listening to Death Grips at ear splitting volumes instead of walking into traffic
September 1, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Ready to pull a Budd Dwyer but during a Teams call instead of a press conference
August 31, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Through the power of magnets, a .50 cal ammo can is the perfect transportation solution for a Combat Patrol of Space Marines. Heading to my first Warhammer event later today
August 26, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Things I've seen on my walk to/from work recently
August 23, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Reservation Dogs is probably the best show currently on TV and I don't think it's even close.
August 15, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Nothing against Post Malone but you can draw a direct line from "every MTG content creator constantly featuring the dude" to me losing interest in the game.

The Magic world was already a kind of cliquish nightmare before a multimillionaire became the face of the game.
August 14, 2023 at 8:14 PM
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It will forever piss me off that California's state reps fell for Musk's Hyperloop bullshit. We could have had high speed rail and instead we have fucking NOTHING. Meanwhile that fucker ran off with our tax dollars.
I also want to point out that Musk literally came up with a non-functioning Hyperloop concept, claimed he could deliver it, his prototype is literally an underground tunnel which we've had for centuries, and the goal was to disrupt high speed rail in California.
August 13, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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atheist REM fans be like i’m losing my science
August 11, 2023 at 3:59 PM
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Friendly non controversial reminder.
August 10, 2023 at 11:12 AM
It's not glamorous but I spent a while this evening working on basing a bunch of my recently painted Warhammer minis.
Texture paste waiting to dry before I add some contrast paint to complete my lazy High Desert scheme
August 9, 2023 at 12:08 AM
People ask me "What's so cool about Warhammer?" and now I can show them my little Biker Pope
August 7, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Working through the Warhammer backlog, I think I assembled this guy about 18 months ago, got paint on him this weekend
August 6, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Oi! Where can you get a fish and chips around here?
August 6, 2023 at 12:00 AM
New glasses
August 5, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Did not expect to wake up to bombing civilian targets apologists this morning but Bluesky is a weird place.
August 4, 2023 at 10:44 AM