Elise Bell
@eliseybell.bsky.social
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Arts Writer and Commentator with words in Guardian, FT, Plaster Magazine, Independent and Dazed. You can pre-order My Opinionated Guide to Erotic Art here: https://www.hoxtonminipress.com/products/an-opinionated-guide-to-erotic-art
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How’s this for a first post? My Opinionated Guide to Erotic Art is available to pre-order.

Erotic Art is not just a story about sex, it’s the story of how desire has shaped civilisation. I hope you have a very sexy time with it

Link in bio!
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eliseybell.bsky.social
Haven't been using this app but I am not going to be using it to effectively live broadcast my Masterchef thoughts from episodes that aired two weeks ago, I hope that is okay and allowed
eliseybell.bsky.social
The problem with people my age and younger going on Masterchef is that 90% of the time everything they cook feels a liiiitle bit too Mob Kitchen. The Ben Lippett effect needs to be studied.
eliseybell.bsky.social
Monogamy and Polamory both beautiful names for a baby girl
eliseybell.bsky.social
Obsessed with the name of this baby carrier.
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hetanshah.bsky.social
New @hepi-news.bsky.social report shows continued fall in foreign language study in England at A-level.

Language teacher recruitment consistently falls well below government targets – in 2024, just 43% of the target was reached.

on.ft.com/4l5SYX4
(Full report www.hepi.ac.uk/2025/07/31/n...)
Students in England shun foreign languages at A-level, report finds
Ofqual figures show a sharp fall in pupils taking exams in French and German
on.ft.com
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financialtimes.com
One in three Gazans goes multiple days without eating.

Malnourished mothers can no longer produce milk to breastfeed their children and hospitals have run out of nutritional supplements to treat gaunt babies https://on.ft.com/3H9L154
eliseybell.bsky.social
Incredible wall signage at the Titanic Immersive Experience
eliseybell.bsky.social
Lot of big celebrity deaths of late. I feel in my waters a 2016-wave is approaching. We need to keep tabs on Al Pacino or so help me god
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lottelydia.bsky.social
All famines are man-made, all famines are political. Historians of empire and humanitarianism have known this forever. Gaza is not starving, Gaza is being starved, by Israel, and this starvation is enabled by our government and by every other government that does not step in to force food and aid.
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jeremycorbyn.bsky.social
It's time for a new kind of political party - one that belongs to you.

Sign up at yourparty.uk.
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lauratisdall.bsky.social
Terrible. When I got my AHRC PhD funding I applied directly to the AHRC with my own project. Now students are increasingly tied in to what universities and partner organisations want them to do, stifling research independence - plus fewer projects getting funded overall.
eicathomefinn.bsky.social
'The number of student-initiated PhD scholarships funded by the Arts and Humanities Research Council (AHRC) is set to fall by 60 per cent when new doctoral training arrangements come into effect next year, new figures show.' 1/3
‘Student-led’ AHRC PhD places ‘to fall by at least 60 per cent’
Internal modelling released under Freedom of Information enquiry reveals extent of PhD scholarship cuts, with academics fearing impact could be greater still
www.timeshighereducation.com
eliseybell.bsky.social
Friends getting married, what a concept!
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saulstaniforth.bsky.social
Yesterday Palestinian mums & kids were queuing at a clinic to get nutritional supplements when Israel attacked. At least 15 people were killed, including at least 9 children.

James Elder from UNICEF tells how one of those young children had spoken their first word that morning - mama
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gregk.co.uk
AI technologies and other techno-utopian potentialities are currently ripping through film, television, music and the platforms through which they are distributed. The last time I (a layperson) remember a similar story in the Noble Arts was NFTs, and no one’s talking about Beeple anymore.
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elizag.bsky.social
I also read this as a consequence of gig economy/doggedly monetising your hobbies. Obviously rich celebrities don't NEED the money, but I think now it's an expectation that you publicise/professionalise anything you do for 'fun'
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gregk.co.uk
Maybe it speaks to an implicit, unspoken recognition of the devaluation of their original art medium (i.e. film, tv, music) and a retreat (however naive) to a medium of art perceived as more ‘concrete’, ‘traditional’ and resistant to devaluation by current trends?
eliseybell.bsky.social
I'm sort of surprised by my own snobbish reaction (although I actually think Robbie's is the least soulless of all of them) but the works are so bad, and the media coverage so breathless, and we're reaching a 1-popstar-a-week status.
eliseybell.bsky.social
Real trend at the moment re famous people (actors, musicians etc) releasing to the media news of their artistic practice, almost always some terrible version of abstract expressionism and/or cartoonish version of pop art. A way to get cheap clicks? Media boost with faux sense of intelligence?
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danigaravelli.bsky.social
"I was under no illusion that The Collected Prose would solve the mystery, or lay to rest the lie, of how Plath was absolutely ordinary up to the point that she wasn’t." Brilliant Patricia Lockwood piece on Sylvia Plath. Cracking intro, too. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Patricia Lockwood · Arrayed in Shining Scales: Solving Sylvia Plath
I was under no illusion that The Collected Prose would solve the mystery, or lay to rest the lie, of how Plath was...
www.lrb.co.uk
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sodders.bsky.social
I think about this clip alot.
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hansmollman.bsky.social
I don’t know why and it’s simply not rational but those electric salt and pepper mills make me really angry, like you know when a dog hates something for no reason and barks every time they see it, that’s how I feel about them
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saulstaniforth.bsky.social
On LBC @zoejardiniere.bsky.social lists 3 previous instances where military aircraft have been targeted by campaigners in order to prevent them being used in war crimes, and she describes the govt banning Palestine Action as terrorists as an abuse of state power.

Well said.
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magnets.bsky.social
seeing Heat in the cinema is a lifechanging experience