@eljanke.bsky.social
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This picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This picture is worth 1,000 words.
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Using the shadow docket, the Supreme Court has anticipated the first meeting of the College Football Playoff selection committee and published its own ranking and bracket.
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Using the shadow docket, the Supreme Court has anticipated the first meeting of the College Football Playoff selection committee and published its own ranking and bracket.
‘Golden’ played by the organist at Dodger Stadium is *perfect*
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
‘Golden’ played by the organist at Dodger Stadium is *perfect*
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Ezra Klein has been speaking a lot on red states and rural Democrats and here’s the thing…he shouldn’t.
He has no idea what he’s talking about.
He has no idea what he’s talking about.
September 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ezra Klein has been speaking a lot on red states and rural Democrats and here’s the thing…he shouldn’t.
He has no idea what he’s talking about.
He has no idea what he’s talking about.
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ONCE MORE, INTO THE BREACH
In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK.
Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.
Please share here and everywhere!
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Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.
Please share here and everywhere!
bsky.app/start/did:pl...
September 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ONCE MORE, INTO THE BREACH
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"What would the world be, once bereft
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"What would the world be, once bereft
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
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To anyone who doesn't understand why women don't come forward to report sexual abuse: the UNITED STATES PRESIDENT said it's a HOAX after Epstein survivors recounted their harrowing tales of being raped as minors.
September 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
To anyone who doesn't understand why women don't come forward to report sexual abuse: the UNITED STATES PRESIDENT said it's a HOAX after Epstein survivors recounted their harrowing tales of being raped as minors.
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America: Universal healthcare creates wait times for healthcare.
Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…
Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…
August 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
America: Universal healthcare creates wait times for healthcare.
Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…
Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…
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epic re-frame here
August 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
epic re-frame here
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Michigan man talks soccer ⬇️
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http://mibcourage.co/4lpvOv7
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August 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Michigan man talks soccer ⬇️
t.co/YgOT6QR3vh
t.co/YgOT6QR3vh
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The Congressional Budget Office says Trump’s tax cuts will add at least $3.3 trillion to the national debt. But X user @cryptoballs1488 says the CBO is a bunch of soy boy beta cucks who are too soft to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to trust.
July 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Congressional Budget Office says Trump’s tax cuts will add at least $3.3 trillion to the national debt. But X user @cryptoballs1488 says the CBO is a bunch of soy boy beta cucks who are too soft to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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McMorrow: What Trump has done is weaponize us against each other, when everybody needs hospitals, good schools, and health care.
It has become this battle for scarcity, when we’re the wealthiest country in the world. We should not be fighting each other for our basic needs.
It has become this battle for scarcity, when we’re the wealthiest country in the world. We should not be fighting each other for our basic needs.
July 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
McMorrow: What Trump has done is weaponize us against each other, when everybody needs hospitals, good schools, and health care.
It has become this battle for scarcity, when we’re the wealthiest country in the world. We should not be fighting each other for our basic needs.
It has become this battle for scarcity, when we’re the wealthiest country in the world. We should not be fighting each other for our basic needs.
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"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism"
-George Washington
Happy 4th
-George Washington
Happy 4th
July 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism"
-George Washington
Happy 4th
-George Washington
Happy 4th
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Impeach the motherfucker.
June 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Impeach the motherfucker.
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Here we go! bsky.app/profile/marc...
Here is three straight minutes of Donald Trump saying things will be happening “in two weeks” (spoiler alert: none of them ever happened)
June 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Here we go! bsky.app/profile/marc...
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Retired NBC Anchors - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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June 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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Over 80% of children in poverty are on medicaid and the GOP wants to shift that funding to Billionaires.
May 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Over 80% of children in poverty are on medicaid and the GOP wants to shift that funding to Billionaires.
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When male lawmakers pass these bathroom laws, they’re thinking of what they would do if they had access to the women’s bathroom, not what trans women do in the women’s bathroom…
May 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
When male lawmakers pass these bathroom laws, they’re thinking of what they would do if they had access to the women’s bathroom, not what trans women do in the women’s bathroom…
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President Trump was up at 1:30am rage tweeting about Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Bono, and Oprah Winfrey, raising serious concerns about Biden's mental state during his last year in office.
May 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
President Trump was up at 1:30am rage tweeting about Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Bono, and Oprah Winfrey, raising serious concerns about Biden's mental state during his last year in office.
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Thou shalt focus on the current president's throbbing insanity and dementia. The previous president is no longer president and so it no longer matters.
May 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thou shalt focus on the current president's throbbing insanity and dementia. The previous president is no longer president and so it no longer matters.
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Guy who got a "free" $400M plane from Qatar was up late tweeting about corruption.
May 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Guy who got a "free" $400M plane from Qatar was up late tweeting about corruption.