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Im me, I do me, and i chill...
the only other guy i know who writes this very specific way is also a journalist. who is teaching them this and why
Only 17 pages in and I am winded.

This passage, folks… Don’t ever write like this. Just don’t do it.
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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*counting on fingers* there's gotta be at least...at least four kinds of woman
We rounded up all our favorite gifts for every kind of woman, from moms and wives to sisters and girlfriends and more. All will arrive by Christmas.
A Gift for Every Woman in Your Life
We rounded up all our favorite gifts for every kind of woman, from moms and wives to sisters and girlfriends and more. All will arrive by Christmas.
nymag.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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a classic of the Doink Sound genre. high on the upright, NBC had the good mics out and the crowd was silent. i wanna hear it on vinyl
Butker wide reverb
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The backfield angle on that C.J. Stroud across-his-body completion to Nico Collins is amazing
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
this defense is unreal
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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YESSJSKRKSFNDNSKXNWKXNMAZK
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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DUKE FOOTBALL WINS THE ACC
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
ACC FOOTBALLLLLLLLLL
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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ACC 100% placed the call lol.
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Mrs Officer by lil wayne is enemies to lovers
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
do you guys think springsteen has seen Christine (1983) dir. John Carpenter
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Boomer’s Fastest Minute is shrinkflation
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The Giants are performance art
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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koo aalmaoioooooobfjfjcjdncd
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
SVP simply the best of the era it bears repeating
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker

✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
TE wearing #0 <<<<<<<<
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Meanwhile on Columbus TV
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Wisconsin leads the nation in Slapstick Football Plays
Badgers snap hits the guy in motion, Minnesota recovers. Snow football, baby
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
wisconsin/minnesota snow bowl got me feeling festive as hell
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
purdy #NotGood
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
jazz critic bill simmons be like “i was actually more impressed with the notes they DIDNT play”
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
most recent Inside The NBA was damn near a week ago, the next episode isn’t til christmas day, and then the following one is a month after that. chuck really meant it when he said they weren’t gonna have him on the stephen a schedule
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM