ellison hyde
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she/her. full of bones. also contains meat and various liquids, some of which are in tubes. the tubes have ADHD
oh that Bark Boobin. what is that guy bhinkin
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
oh that Bark Boobin. what is that guy bhinkin
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Judge Xinis: “Respondents SHALL release Abrego Garcia from ICE custody immediately”
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Judge Xinis: “Respondents SHALL release Abrego Garcia from ICE custody immediately”
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'(H)ospita, reple lagona(m) cervesa. Copo, conditu(m) habes est! reple, da.'
“Waitress, fill (my) flask with wheat beer! Tavern-keeper, do you have spiced wine? Fill, give!” 🍻
Inscribed Gallic Roman flask (200-400 CE) Musée Carnavale, Paris, France.
“Waitress, fill (my) flask with wheat beer! Tavern-keeper, do you have spiced wine? Fill, give!” 🍻
Inscribed Gallic Roman flask (200-400 CE) Musée Carnavale, Paris, France.
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
'(H)ospita, reple lagona(m) cervesa. Copo, conditu(m) habes est! reple, da.'
“Waitress, fill (my) flask with wheat beer! Tavern-keeper, do you have spiced wine? Fill, give!” 🍻
Inscribed Gallic Roman flask (200-400 CE) Musée Carnavale, Paris, France.
“Waitress, fill (my) flask with wheat beer! Tavern-keeper, do you have spiced wine? Fill, give!” 🍻
Inscribed Gallic Roman flask (200-400 CE) Musée Carnavale, Paris, France.
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This style of ceramic inhaler was invented in the 1860s. Medical infusions were placed in the inhaler and boiling water was poured over them. Common medicines used included chlorine, iodine, creosote, vinegar and henbane.
This object is on display in our gallery 👉 www.rcpe.ac.uk/heritage/joy...
This object is on display in our gallery 👉 www.rcpe.ac.uk/heritage/joy...
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This style of ceramic inhaler was invented in the 1860s. Medical infusions were placed in the inhaler and boiling water was poured over them. Common medicines used included chlorine, iodine, creosote, vinegar and henbane.
This object is on display in our gallery 👉 www.rcpe.ac.uk/heritage/joy...
This object is on display in our gallery 👉 www.rcpe.ac.uk/heritage/joy...
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Have you ever seen something like this before?
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Have you ever seen something like this before?
a) (assuming a belief system where you can't speak to dead people,) you can't speak to your dead grandmother forever because she's dead
b) AI will never replicate my grandmothers' infinite opinions on the mailbox, lawn, car and holiday nativity scene maintenance habits of their immediate neighbors
b) AI will never replicate my grandmothers' infinite opinions on the mailbox, lawn, car and holiday nativity scene maintenance habits of their immediate neighbors
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
a) (assuming a belief system where you can't speak to dead people,) you can't speak to your dead grandmother forever because she's dead
b) AI will never replicate my grandmothers' infinite opinions on the mailbox, lawn, car and holiday nativity scene maintenance habits of their immediate neighbors
b) AI will never replicate my grandmothers' infinite opinions on the mailbox, lawn, car and holiday nativity scene maintenance habits of their immediate neighbors
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Here's how my 2025 YULE CARDS turned out! <3
If you're a Milk Teeth patron and would like to receive one, message me (here or on Patreon) with your shipping info!
Not a patron? It's not too late to pledge!
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If you're a Milk Teeth patron and would like to receive one, message me (here or on Patreon) with your shipping info!
Not a patron? It's not too late to pledge!
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December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Here's how my 2025 YULE CARDS turned out! <3
If you're a Milk Teeth patron and would like to receive one, message me (here or on Patreon) with your shipping info!
Not a patron? It's not too late to pledge!
💌 patreon.com/toothandbranch
If you're a Milk Teeth patron and would like to receive one, message me (here or on Patreon) with your shipping info!
Not a patron? It's not too late to pledge!
💌 patreon.com/toothandbranch
"why don't I get everything ready for the next morning the night before so that the morning isn't such a fucking shit show" meets "turning into a clump of mud and struggling to keep eyes open past 7pm even if standing upright"
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"why don't I get everything ready for the next morning the night before so that the morning isn't such a fucking shit show" meets "turning into a clump of mud and struggling to keep eyes open past 7pm even if standing upright"
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December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Spending this winter finally writing The Book
Half popular science explaining the nuanced biology behind sex & gender, and debunking attacks based on "biological sex"
Half memoir about how studying genomics was subconsciously driven by trying to understand myself
Help me find an agent/publisher?
Half popular science explaining the nuanced biology behind sex & gender, and debunking attacks based on "biological sex"
Half memoir about how studying genomics was subconsciously driven by trying to understand myself
Help me find an agent/publisher?
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Spending this winter finally writing The Book
Half popular science explaining the nuanced biology behind sex & gender, and debunking attacks based on "biological sex"
Half memoir about how studying genomics was subconsciously driven by trying to understand myself
Help me find an agent/publisher?
Half popular science explaining the nuanced biology behind sex & gender, and debunking attacks based on "biological sex"
Half memoir about how studying genomics was subconsciously driven by trying to understand myself
Help me find an agent/publisher?
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my superpower is not reading acronyms correctly ever
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my superpower is not reading acronyms correctly ever
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#PudgyHorse Lascaux Tribute 2. A companion piece to the first, following one of the other cave horses with a darker colour morph. Again, painted with pigments made by Mary Sanche from Cretaceous rocks from the Albertan badlands. From 2020.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
#PudgyHorse Lascaux Tribute 2. A companion piece to the first, following one of the other cave horses with a darker colour morph. Again, painted with pigments made by Mary Sanche from Cretaceous rocks from the Albertan badlands. From 2020.
#ArtAdventCalendar
#ArtAdventCalendar
is it "deciding not to give a fuck"
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
is it "deciding not to give a fuck"
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bet you didn’t know the inside of a penguins mouth LOOKS LIKE THIS 🐧
Little Blue Penguins have rows of serrated spines on the inside of their mouth that help them grip slippery prey and swallow it whole! These bristles are made of keratin, the same protein found in your hair and nails. 💅
Little Blue Penguins have rows of serrated spines on the inside of their mouth that help them grip slippery prey and swallow it whole! These bristles are made of keratin, the same protein found in your hair and nails. 💅
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
bet you didn’t know the inside of a penguins mouth LOOKS LIKE THIS 🐧
Little Blue Penguins have rows of serrated spines on the inside of their mouth that help them grip slippery prey and swallow it whole! These bristles are made of keratin, the same protein found in your hair and nails. 💅
Little Blue Penguins have rows of serrated spines on the inside of their mouth that help them grip slippery prey and swallow it whole! These bristles are made of keratin, the same protein found in your hair and nails. 💅
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STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
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STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
I did that thing where you turn off the automatic sorting of your emails into different tabs as an experiment to see if it would motivate me to actually delete emails and unsubscribe to things and now I have to actually look at it all and I don't have a fucking clue what most of it is about
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I did that thing where you turn off the automatic sorting of your emails into different tabs as an experiment to see if it would motivate me to actually delete emails and unsubscribe to things and now I have to actually look at it all and I don't have a fucking clue what most of it is about
her reaction here is flawless
youtu.be/L0cpeqJn-oc?...
youtu.be/L0cpeqJn-oc?...
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
her reaction here is flawless
youtu.be/L0cpeqJn-oc?...
youtu.be/L0cpeqJn-oc?...
a lust-consumed character in an unwritten Jane Austen romance subsumed by a goofy cartoon world
whenever I see the live-action Grinch movie I am struck by how thoroughly Christine Baranski understood the assignment in a role where the assignment was "socialite constrained by upper-class culture who is in a constant state of barely-contained simmering horniness for the Grinch"
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
a lust-consumed character in an unwritten Jane Austen romance subsumed by a goofy cartoon world
whenever I see the live-action Grinch movie I am struck by how thoroughly Christine Baranski understood the assignment in a role where the assignment was "socialite constrained by upper-class culture who is in a constant state of barely-contained simmering horniness for the Grinch"
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
whenever I see the live-action Grinch movie I am struck by how thoroughly Christine Baranski understood the assignment in a role where the assignment was "socialite constrained by upper-class culture who is in a constant state of barely-contained simmering horniness for the Grinch"
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When I experienced sight loss, my perspective on the experience of blindness changed. This post discusses blindness and cataract surgery in the Middle Ages. wellcomecollection.org/stories/reve...
Revelations of blindness in the Middle Ages
Medieval texts, from Islamic medical treatises to Christian books of miracles, reveal surprisingly varied and complex experiences of blindness. But when medieval scholar Jude Seal experienced visual i...
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December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When I experienced sight loss, my perspective on the experience of blindness changed. This post discusses blindness and cataract surgery in the Middle Ages. wellcomecollection.org/stories/reve...
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Examples of medieval mobility aids - a gallery - wellcomecollection.org/stories/medi...
Medieval mobility aids
There are clues in the margins of medieval manuscripts to suggest that disabled people in the past made long pilgrimages, and were helped on their journeys by mobility aids remarkably similar to those...
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December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Examples of medieval mobility aids - a gallery - wellcomecollection.org/stories/medi...