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ellison hyde-your-kids (it's a birdemic)
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she/her. full of bones. also contains meat and various liquids, some of which are in tubes. the tubes have ADHD
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update: brain actually has no idea what it means by "having fun" so i just hit replay on the movie and now both brain and i are sulking because nobody gets what they want
why do i find its derriere so distressing
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
me: i'm tired can we go to bed now
brain: but i have not yet had fun today
me: ...watched a couple movies. it was nice
brain: that was decompressing. it wasn't fun
me: oh my god who cares
brain: I WILL. DO SOMETHING. FUN. TODAY
me: it's ELEVEN-FIFTEEN AT NIGHT
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Happy Halloween! Hope you are enjoying spooky season and Halloween. We made a jumping spider jack-o-lantern this year! A true collaboration: the 11yo carved the pedipalps (they look like small arms near the mouth) and I carved the 8 eyes and 8 legs. Legs are tricky!
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every year in early september i'm like "i'm gonna be a cute witch or a princess or like a sexy scarecrow or something" and every year on halloween night i'm like i want to be danish arctic explorer peter freuchen,
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Nobody makes good fossil fish masks so this year I knocked out a Protosphyraena for myself!

A little cardboard and superglue goes a long way when paired with obsession
I made my dog drunk with calm down pills and now she keeps twirling in dumb drunk circles while I hold her ass up in a sling and I definitely ate too much candy for this shit
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Not handing out candy tonight because for rather complicated reasons, I will be extracting DNA from a strawberry while dressed as a parakeet for a live audience
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Anyone need a spooky nature story for Halloween? It all happened this summer…

I was on the beach at midnight. It wasn’t actually raining but with so much heavy mist in the air it might as well have been. And it was dark as could be by the bay. I was just out for a walk before bed.
(1/?) 🌿 🦑
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JEREMY IS GETTING NASTY IN THE DOUBLE DEUCE. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!
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Thank you to the crows for being appropriately goth for Halloween.

Don't know what they were finding there in the leaf litter, but I hope it was as tasty to them as Halloween candy is to us.
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ANOTHER potato rush and we are OUT OF POTATOES.

The kids are out on the street chanting "potato, potato!"
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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Really cool study: a fully recombinant antivenom made not from horse serum but from nanobodies i.e. tiny, single-chain antibodies derived from alpacas and llamas. These molecules are smaller, more stable, cheaper to produce, and less likely to trigger immune reactions.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Nanobody-based recombinant antivenom for cobra, mamba and rinkhals bites - Nature
A recombinant antivenom composed of eight nanobodies provides broad protection against venom-induced lethality and dermonecrosis in mice challenged with venoms from cobras, mambas and rinkha...
www.nature.com
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all the dads were so stoked about our costumes
“Ok I just gotta find the dog poop before I step in—oh.”

—every day for the last three days
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Best. Costumes. Ever.

Happy Halloween 🎃
worn out today by the effort of having to make an important decision with incomplete or little information that will, ultimately, actually be made by my dog
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Leading edge of the Atmospheric River literally coming in on waves. #wawx #skysky