bri da big cheeze
@ellsyx.com
wow! i’m wheeling and dealing. @magicites on ao3 and @bribird_wings on the bad website
go visit berelyse.org my dear institute patrons
go visit berelyse.org my dear institute patrons
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bri da big cheeze
@ellsyx.com
· Sep 24
so it’s Tuesday, which means it’s Berelyse update day. Usually I just QRT the post with “YAAAY UPDATE” or whatever but this time i wanted to do something different.
here are some notes app thoughts on berelyse, as well as orv, which i’ve been reading. i hope you enjoy ❤️
here are some notes app thoughts on berelyse, as well as orv, which i’ve been reading. i hope you enjoy ❤️
merry chrysler everyone ive spent all fucking day writing a load bearing (HAH) sex scene in my stupid book. its just me, pondering dirty sentences like im buddha seeking enlightenment, and my gf repeating a piano cover of all i want for christmas is you on the tv
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
merry chrysler everyone ive spent all fucking day writing a load bearing (HAH) sex scene in my stupid book. its just me, pondering dirty sentences like im buddha seeking enlightenment, and my gf repeating a piano cover of all i want for christmas is you on the tv
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ahaha finally... an update. whoops! sorry. i was getting literal surgery
Hello, everyone! Thank you for your patience over the past few weeks. I've been preoccupied... ah, sorting out a few issues for some upcoming portions of our exhibit... I'm still working through these issues. )-:
Regardless, below an excerpt, and the link to this week's update:
Regardless, below an excerpt, and the link to this week's update:
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ahaha finally... an update. whoops! sorry. i was getting literal surgery
ahaha finally... an update. whoops! sorry. i was getting literal surgery
Hello, everyone! Thank you for your patience over the past few weeks. I've been preoccupied... ah, sorting out a few issues for some upcoming portions of our exhibit... I'm still working through these issues. )-:
Regardless, below an excerpt, and the link to this week's update:
Regardless, below an excerpt, and the link to this week's update:
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ahaha finally... an update. whoops! sorry. i was getting literal surgery
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big bri news recently. realized im not actually a lesbian but bisexual with a strong preference for women. big changes around here. my girlfriend says i finally make perfect sense
December 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
big bri news recently. realized im not actually a lesbian but bisexual with a strong preference for women. big changes around here. my girlfriend says i finally make perfect sense
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frogjoshi: the story of a humble frog who dreamed of yaoi (part 2/2)
![A woman who looks remarkably like Ratatouille’s Anton Ego holds an incredilous hand to her chest. She is labelled “renowned yaoi critic, Anton Uke.]
Anton Uke: [who’s this rookie yaoi writer “A. Human”? I’ve never heard of them! Who do they think they are? I’ll knock them down a peg or two!]
Anton Uke sits at a fancy dinner table.
Anton Uke: [Waiter! Bring me the best work of the renowned yaoi author A. Human!]
Waiter: [Of course, madame.] The waiter gracefully presents a cloche that contains a book.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqskllykbmdonko5bx6yy5ur/bafkreifh6dlud36bwsg3nsmvhe64a3kdkmganb3xxkpeiurcegjnh7lfyy@jpeg)
![Anton Uke: [Let’s see if this A. Human is all they’re hyped up to be—]
As Anton Uke reads, she is flooded with a sense of nostalgia, represented by a vision of her watching the homoerotic tension between Star Trek’s Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock on her old box TV as a little girl. A tear falls from Anton Uke’s eye.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqskllykbmdonko5bx6yy5ur/bafkreifrx4hz2spukperga2ezfsfqlrgcirkvojt7sp2jrtscrtye6o6ou@jpeg)
![Anton Uke, still teary-eyed: [Bring me the author of this yaoi immediately!]
The waiter, bowing: [Of course, Madame.]
The waiter returns, presenting little Frogjoshi in his cupped hands.
Waiter: [Madame, here is the author known as A. Human…]
Frogjoshi peers up at Anton Uke through her glasses.
Anton Uke warmly shakes Frogjoshi’s hand.
Anton Uke: [To think a humble frog could have moved me so! Today you have proved that anyone can cook (yaoi)!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqskllykbmdonko5bx6yy5ur/bafkreigoyfjt3hs43y7lhupthdhz5efakkqj5rpqzcu4e6gsk7bsxxoyjy@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
frogjoshi: the story of a humble frog who dreamed of yaoi (part 2/2)
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frogjoshi: the story of a humble frog who dreamed of yaoi (part 1/2) #yaoi #fujoshi #frogjoshi #BL #boyslove
![A little frog wearing giant glasses sits on a lilypad, reading a book and giggling to herself. Her thought bubble shows Naruto and Sasuke open mouth kissing. A large frog looms behind her from the water, looking at her suspisciously.
The big frog snatches the little fujoshi frog’s book out of her hand.
Big frog: [what are you giggling to yourself about!?]
Fujoshi frog (Frogjoshi, if you will): [eek!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqskllykbmdonko5bx6yy5ur/bafkreiawmhd5i7abaqc7rg4nxc3ed6ngvquzwvmtif4ucxycxsticjccci@jpeg)
![Big frog, angrily pointing a webbed finger at Frogjoshi: [this is ridiculous! What does a frog know about gay love? Go catch flies with your siblings, as any normal frog should!]
Frogjoshi sits on a rock with three other frogs, snatching flies from the air with their tongues. Frogjoshi misses her fly, and sheds a tear.
Frogjoshi, thinking to herself: [How I wish I could write yaoi instead…]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqskllykbmdonko5bx6yy5ur/bafkreiat3e5bovjcy4gzxdokxu4tzbgha2ufsifkjpdl4ftqk2tbjmngna@jpeg)
![Frogjoshi hops away into the night, a bindle slung over her shoulder.
Frogjoshi, to herself: [No one understands me… I must run away!]
Frogjoshi sits before a desk, pen in hand, set to an open book.
Frogjoshi: [no one would read yaoi by a frog… I’ll give myself a pen name]
Narrator: [The little frog’s yaoi books skyrocket in unprecedented success. It’s a BL phenomenon!]
Frogjoshi writes at her desk. Beside her, an arrow rises, marked with yaoi books with various cliche covers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqskllykbmdonko5bx6yy5ur/bafkreia67cuvekcsp4vz6fqztnvfkkv4atl3chvnbsug5j2wvxdan6ip3i@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
frogjoshi: the story of a humble frog who dreamed of yaoi (part 1/2) #yaoi #fujoshi #frogjoshi #BL #boyslove
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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I'm not going to re-write a whole piece I already wrote 8 years ago, so here
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
Stories in Games Aren't Problems, They're Solutions
Lots of video games have terrible stories, but that's no reason to give up telling them.
www.vice.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm not going to re-write a whole piece I already wrote 8 years ago, so here
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
berelyse was originally heavily inspired by f@tt's marielda mini season but as ive developed the story its really distanced from that. but NOW certain Things have transpired in my mind berelyse mind palace that have made me retroactively understand the appeal of hadrian/samot/samothes.... lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
berelyse was originally heavily inspired by f@tt's marielda mini season but as ive developed the story its really distanced from that. but NOW certain Things have transpired in my mind berelyse mind palace that have made me retroactively understand the appeal of hadrian/samot/samothes.... lol
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NEW NEWS POST!!! instead of a regular update. laura cee is an icon and she worked very hard to overshare her personal life in this update thank you very much
Hi! I'm Laura Cee and today it's my job to post on this dumb account. Our scanner is broken and the only person who can fix it (Ellsyx) is off. Amherst said I should update the news section instead.
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
NEW NEWS POST!!! instead of a regular update. laura cee is an icon and she worked very hard to overshare her personal life in this update thank you very much
NEW NEWS POST!!! instead of a regular update. laura cee is an icon and she worked very hard to overshare her personal life in this update thank you very much
Hi! I'm Laura Cee and today it's my job to post on this dumb account. Our scanner is broken and the only person who can fix it (Ellsyx) is off. Amherst said I should update the news section instead.
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
NEW NEWS POST!!! instead of a regular update. laura cee is an icon and she worked very hard to overshare her personal life in this update thank you very much
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Hi! I'm Laura Cee and today it's my job to post on this dumb account. Our scanner is broken and the only person who can fix it (Ellsyx) is off. Amherst said I should update the news section instead.
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hi! I'm Laura Cee and today it's my job to post on this dumb account. Our scanner is broken and the only person who can fix it (Ellsyx) is off. Amherst said I should update the news section instead.
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
I added a screencap here. But totally read the whole thing on our site ⬇️
im gonna make a post tomorrow on the official accounts once i know what to say but yaaay berelyse update come read about spica being miserable
berelyse.org/archives/595/
berelyse.org/archives/595/
Unsent Letter to Jasmine, Written Approximately 26/02, Recreated Here • The Berelyse Institute of Cultural Illumination
berelyse.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
im gonna make a post tomorrow on the official accounts once i know what to say but yaaay berelyse update come read about spica being miserable
berelyse.org/archives/595/
berelyse.org/archives/595/
i basically spent all week at home due to an Injury (i hurt my back and had to rest a lot) and i do have to say.... it was kinda... nice
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i basically spent all week at home due to an Injury (i hurt my back and had to rest a lot) and i do have to say.... it was kinda... nice
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i completely forgor i drew these but i finally watched season 2 this week so now i've remembered to post them LOL #apothecarydiaries
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i completely forgor i drew these but i finally watched season 2 this week so now i've remembered to post them LOL #apothecarydiaries
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[ REPOSTS 💕 ] HAPPY HOLIDOG EVERYONE! 🐶🌲 Wishing everyone a chill and gentle winter season with all new DOG CAFE soaps, as well as a KPDH restock! Use coupon code HOLIDOG25 for 10% OFF orders $35+! >> Nosydogsoaps.com <<
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
[ REPOSTS 💕 ] HAPPY HOLIDOG EVERYONE! 🐶🌲 Wishing everyone a chill and gentle winter season with all new DOG CAFE soaps, as well as a KPDH restock! Use coupon code HOLIDOG25 for 10% OFF orders $35+! >> Nosydogsoaps.com <<
no berelyse update this week... i got hurt 🤕
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
no berelyse update this week... i got hurt 🤕
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November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Notice to all: spotify stops collecting data for wrapped around the tenth of this month! Consider hopping OFF at this critical moment. You get accurate wrapped data for the year and you get to put your money in a better company. Be free of them. Set this deadline with me.
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Notice to all: spotify stops collecting data for wrapped around the tenth of this month! Consider hopping OFF at this critical moment. You get accurate wrapped data for the year and you get to put your money in a better company. Be free of them. Set this deadline with me.
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IT'S NOVEMBER but I'm not ready to give up the ghost just yet!! Go for it young miss!! 💚 #spookycute #ocs
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
IT'S NOVEMBER but I'm not ready to give up the ghost just yet!! Go for it young miss!! 💚 #spookycute #ocs
my old "deactivated" tumblr still gets crazy activity.... people STILL reblog my old meta posts from back when i was 16
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my old "deactivated" tumblr still gets crazy activity.... people STILL reblog my old meta posts from back when i was 16