Elmo_Girl
@elmogirl922.bsky.social
Even though we’re not a monolith, I’m just a Virgo DEI doing monolithic shit with my fellow DEIs.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly sues the Pentagon over attempts to punish him for his warnings about illegal orders.
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly sues the Pentagon over attempts to punish him for his warnings about illegal orders.
Here his dementia goes letting him say the quiet part out loud again. We been knew this was how they moved and thought, but they always tried to tell us we were wrong
Trump said in an interview with the NYT that he believed civil rights-era protections resulted in white people being “very badly treated”
Trump Says Civil Rights Led to White People Being ‘Very Badly Treated’
www.nytimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Here his dementia goes letting him say the quiet part out loud again. We been knew this was how they moved and thought, but they always tried to tell us we were wrong
Thinking about the upcoming #Oscars and how I truly hope Ruth E. Carter gets herself a third Oscar because I love her so much and she deserves
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Thinking about the upcoming #Oscars and how I truly hope Ruth E. Carter gets herself a third Oscar because I love her so much and she deserves
there's a good chance that you have more self esteem RN than Drake has ever had in his entire life
remember that when you're feeling down
remember that when you're feeling down
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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me blocking you because you're not gonna give me anxiety on MY phone
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
me blocking you because you're not gonna give me anxiety on MY phone
I remember learning the McRib wasn’t an actual rib back in the 90s. Where y’all been?
A new class action lawsuit alleges that McDonald’s has purposefully been misleading customers with the name and shape of the McRib
A class-action lawsuit against McDonald’s boldly asks: Is the McRib really rib?
According to the lawsuit, the McRib is actually a 'reconstructed meat product.'
www.fastcompany.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I remember learning the McRib wasn’t an actual rib back in the 90s. Where y’all been?
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The Washington National Opera is leaving the Kennedy Center following Trump’s campaign to remake the performing arts center in his image.
The opera has played there for more than five decades
The opera has played there for more than five decades
Washington National Opera Is Leaving the Kennedy Center
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The Washington National Opera is leaving the Kennedy Center following Trump’s campaign to remake the performing arts center in his image.
The opera has played there for more than five decades
The opera has played there for more than five decades
This is Mar-a-Lago. They wouldn’t’ve had to do this at Camp David, but that place isn’t nearly as secure
They literally created a scene after the fact.
That's not the SCIF we've seen Obama in the SCIF and that's not it.
They rigged up some sheets and staged a scene!
They have Twitter on the screen. Why? Internet clout?
Did anyone get a good shot of any of the tweets?
Can we time when they went up?
That's not the SCIF we've seen Obama in the SCIF and that's not it.
They rigged up some sheets and staged a scene!
They have Twitter on the screen. Why? Internet clout?
Did anyone get a good shot of any of the tweets?
Can we time when they went up?
Incompetent boobs cosplaying as Very Serious People.
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
This is Mar-a-Lago. They wouldn’t’ve had to do this at Camp David, but that place isn’t nearly as secure
This guarantees Jordan Peele is gonna use it in a movie one day
That “we getting fucked tonight” song sounds like horror movie music in the club when you’re around actual niggas 😭😭😭
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 AM
This guarantees Jordan Peele is gonna use it in a movie one day
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Health care costs have officially spiked for millions as Affordable Care Act subsidies lapsed at midnight thanks to GOP inaction
Health Care Costs Skyrocket For Millions Of Americans As Subsidies Lapse
The change impacts a cross-section of Americans who don’t get insurance from an employer and don’t qualify for Medicaid or Medicare.
www.huffpost.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Health care costs have officially spiked for millions as Affordable Care Act subsidies lapsed at midnight thanks to GOP inaction
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Several historic crimes, actually
Smith “forcefully rebutted claims that his work was tainted by politics and delivered a granular defense of his office’s tactics and prosecution strategy — all while repeatedly restating his view that Trump was guilty of a historic crime.”
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
7 takeaways from Jack Smith’s congressional testimony
The New Year’s Eve transcript release buries details from the former special counsel’s investigation into Donald Trump.
www.politico.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Several historic crimes, actually
There’s a 15 minute video displaying on the monument
Mentioned: The Wright Brothers, Thomas Edison, Artificial Intelligence, Lewis & Clark, the Moon Landing
Not mentioned: slavery, the emancipation proclamation, the civil war
Mentioned: The Wright Brothers, Thomas Edison, Artificial Intelligence, Lewis & Clark, the Moon Landing
Not mentioned: slavery, the emancipation proclamation, the civil war
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
How you humble brag about being seen and heard by your partner
They no longer make the perfume but he found one that had the same notes and smells just like it
He told me that now I can make more memories connected to the same scent with our child
He told me that now I can make more memories connected to the same scent with our child
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
How you humble brag about being seen and heard by your partner
I keep thinking about Hunger Games USA 2026, & how that idiot said they’d serve to help folks become more “patriotic/proud to be American” as if the Summer Olympics 2026 aren’t happening at all, much less in Los Angeles, California. As if the Olympics aren’t enough to encourage patriotism
a woman with braids is making a funny face with the words ummm ok below her
Alt: a Black woman with braids with the words ummm ok below her quizzical face
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I keep thinking about Hunger Games USA 2026, & how that idiot said they’d serve to help folks become more “patriotic/proud to be American” as if the Summer Olympics 2026 aren’t happening at all, much less in Los Angeles, California. As if the Olympics aren’t enough to encourage patriotism
I’m not a fan of ketchup or ranch. If I’m forced to use a sauce on these, I’m going for BBQ or honey mustard (or a combo of the two)
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m not a fan of ketchup or ranch. If I’m forced to use a sauce on these, I’m going for BBQ or honey mustard (or a combo of the two)
I just rewatched Beyoncé Bowl for the nth time, and I’m so disheartened it’s leaving Netflix in a little over a week.
Also, I know there was football on Netflix for Christmas, but I don’t know he did the halftime show. Was there even a Christmas halftime show this year?
Also, I know there was football on Netflix for Christmas, but I don’t know he did the halftime show. Was there even a Christmas halftime show this year?
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I just rewatched Beyoncé Bowl for the nth time, and I’m so disheartened it’s leaving Netflix in a little over a week.
Also, I know there was football on Netflix for Christmas, but I don’t know he did the halftime show. Was there even a Christmas halftime show this year?
Also, I know there was football on Netflix for Christmas, but I don’t know he did the halftime show. Was there even a Christmas halftime show this year?
Facts. Love Geno, but I think even he would take issue with that statement; I don’t recall him saying anything negative about Angel Reese choosing a different school, and going on to do great things without his influence or involvement (nor anyone else he recruited who chose to go elsewhere)
The same Geno who just got his first win against Dawn Staley last year?
This child is an impressive and exceptionally good basketball player ... That being said, I must tell you folks, very unfortunate she'll never win a championship during her college career .. She chose the wrong school ..
Very unwise to go against Luigi 'Geno' Auriemma ..
@omarzahran.bsky.social
Very unwise to go against Luigi 'Geno' Auriemma ..
@omarzahran.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Facts. Love Geno, but I think even he would take issue with that statement; I don’t recall him saying anything negative about Angel Reese choosing a different school, and going on to do great things without his influence or involvement (nor anyone else he recruited who chose to go elsewhere)
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The shift around AI to "Why fight it? It's here but you might as well keep up. This is how you can use it to your advantage without costing you your soul!"
Just vile shit.
My guy, it's not inevitable, actually?
Just vile shit.
My guy, it's not inevitable, actually?
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The shift around AI to "Why fight it? It's here but you might as well keep up. This is how you can use it to your advantage without costing you your soul!"
Just vile shit.
My guy, it's not inevitable, actually?
Just vile shit.
My guy, it's not inevitable, actually?
That’s what happens when they’re not a virulent racist
Dick Van Dyke looks great for a hundred year old white man
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That’s what happens when they’re not a virulent racist
Me at Chipotle:
Can I get double guacamole?
Can I get double guacamole?
8. Say you get rich one day but can’t tell anyone. What signs would there be?
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me at Chipotle:
Can I get double guacamole?
Can I get double guacamole?
I ain’t nowhere near Philly, but it’s officially #GoBirds every damn day for the rest of the season
Eagles won. Chiefs outta the playoffs. What a great day for football! #gobirds 💚🦅💚🦅
a football player with the number 1 on his jersey stands on the field
ALT: a football player with the number 1 on his jersey stands on the field
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I ain’t nowhere near Philly, but it’s officially #GoBirds every damn day for the rest of the season
All that to avoid getting sacked? Man, just stay down
December 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
All that to avoid getting sacked? Man, just stay down
Was just thinking how there exists a timeline in which Angela Bassett played Storm in an X-Men movie, and I’m supremely annoyed I’m not in that timeline
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Was just thinking how there exists a timeline in which Angela Bassett played Storm in an X-Men movie, and I’m supremely annoyed I’m not in that timeline